SLA Industries: Day of the Doobrie

[Roman Totale]

Should we talk to it? I'm going to talk to it. After everyone gets into easy to leg it the fuck away positions that is (I specifically will be moving somewhere I can Port out of harm's way).

Erm, hello sir? SLA Operatives on assignment from Mr. Daniels here - could you help at all?

I am a little scared.

[The Shutting Downs]

Not getting into a legging it position, getting into a 'ready to twat it' position

[Dog Pants]

Considering how slow and cumbersome you've been told these things are, the speed with which it whirls round is surprising. Its head whips round first, revealing its lips to be ragged and torn, the whole face smeared with blood. Following with the rest of its body, one of its giant arms swings a large piece of machinery at Dirk...

Phase 1. It still has shit dex, so you guys go first.

[Roman Totale]

Oh.



Fuck.



Well, as per previous post I'm Porting the fuck out of the immediate vicinity. Do I roll for that?

[The Shutting Downs]

GRAAAAAAGGH!

Chainaxe to the nearest reachable body part as soon as I'm in range

Roll(2d10)+10:
2,8,+10
Total:20

PEN: 4, DAM: 10, AD: 3

[Dog Pants]

Roman - Make a concentration roll, -5 for having a gigantic Stormer swinging a huge metal thing at you. Your port will happen first thing on phase 2.

TSD - Your chainaxe carves into its flesh. It doesn't even flinch.

The Low-Wave's impromptu club crashes into the wall behind Dirk with a shudder and a clang that the rest of the squad hear, sparks and splinters of metal showering the room.

[Roman Totale]

Am I still rolling 2d10? If so:

10,10,+8 = 28

...which is awesome as long as 1) it's the right roll, and 2) WotC aren't going to fuck me over now.

[Dog Pants]

Yep. You port successfuly. The only place you can really go line of sight out of here is back through the door you came in from, since Eraser is in the doorway.

Phase 2?

[The Shutting Downs]

More roaring and chainaxeing:

Roll(2d10)+10:
2,5,+10
Total:17

PEN: 4, DAM: 10, AD: 3 again

[Dog Pants]

You carve out another chunk. It doesn't slow. Also, you get +2 for attacking it due to its size. Neither the Low-Wave or Dirk go on 2, so Phase 3.

[The Shutting Downs]

And hitting again, adding in the +2 for size:

Roll(2d10)+12:
10,9,+12
Total:31

Crikey!

Would that be 20 damage?

[Roman Totale]

I'll use 3 to aim at its legs - we may not be able to take it out straight away so I want a head start if we have to leg it.

[Grimmie]

Ooh, er. Shitchrist. Diiiiiirk!

Grimmie flinches.

What.

When's the earliest I can leg it into GLORIOUS BATTLE?

[The Shutting Downs]

we are two floors away

[Dog Pants]

TSD: 21 damage actually. You hack a huge chunk out of its shoulder with an overhead swing. Its head is lolling to one side, but still it comes. It swings the machinery at you in an underarm arc, missing and crashing into the metal ceiling. It leaves a huge tear.

Grimmie: From the level you're on I'd say you have about 50m to travel before you catch up to where they are.

Phase 4.

[The Shutting Downs]

Eraser Smash!

Roll(2d10)+12:
2,10,+12
Total:24

14 damage!

[Dog Pants]

The chainaxe opens another deep gash across its torso. It doesn't seem to notice, but the damage is causing its movement to become shakey. The floor is now half an inch deep in its blood.

[Roman Totale]

I don't go on 4, so unless that bastard moves (god I hope not) does that move us on to 5?

[Grimmie]

Think you'll need me? Eraser seems to be flaying it pretty effectively.

[Roman Totale]

Think you'll need me? Eraser seems to be flaying it pretty effectively.

Keep running, dammit!