SLA Industries: An Inch From Eden

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 16th, 2010, 17:40

Well it's not large and nobody expects it to be there, so you think it should be okay.

Post by **Joose** » March 17th, 2010, 14:57

OK, lets have a vote on whether we are intentionally inept at stopping them leaving. Yay for letting them go, or neigh for stopping them.

I vote Yay.

Post by **Grimmie** » March 17th, 2010, 16:02

Yaaaay!

Remove suits first. Eraser can sit on them.

Post by **deject** » March 17th, 2010, 16:10

While I'm tentative, I vote yay, as that's what we were supposed to do from the start essentially. We have to sell trying to keep them in though.

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » March 17th, 2010, 16:45

deject wrote:We have to sell trying to keep them in though.

Most likely scenario wrote:- Can I go out?
- No.
- Please?
- Ah, okay, you can go out.

The Shutting Downs · Post by **The Shutting Downs** » March 17th, 2010, 17:53

Get K'ttr to guard the suits, as they will likely be less inclined to go up against an armoured shaktar to get the suits, who is guarding them ON HIS FAMILY'S HONOUR!

Eraser can guard the Airlock, as he's kept up the 'stupid stormer' act, it'll be more easily beleived when he 'abandons' his post to go see the family in the Gen-eng lab.

I vote we get them on the surface, in case that isn't obvious.

Post by **deject** » March 17th, 2010, 18:25

The Shutting Downs wrote:Get K'ttr to guard the suits, as they will likely be less inclined to go up against an armoured shaktar to get the suits, who is guarding them ON HIS FAMILY'S HONOUR!

Eraser can guard the Airlock, as he's kept up the 'stupid stormer' act, it'll be more easily beleived when he 'abandons' his post to go see the family in the Gen-eng lab.

I vote we get them on the surface, in case that isn't obvious.

I can just hide somewhere inside possibly, seeing as I am a sneaky guy and cause some confusion.

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 17th, 2010, 18:28

Anyone got psychology by the way?

Post by **Grimmie** » March 19th, 2010, 12:50

I think that's a no. Spindle might, but he ain't here.

SLA bods, let us IRC this BPN up some more.
When's best? I ought to be able to make tonight, Saturday or Sunday.
There's a scheduler entry for all concerned.

Post by **deject** » March 19th, 2010, 12:56

It's been spring break this week so I can definitely make it any time after 7pm GMT today.

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 19th, 2010, 13:10

Oops, forgot I'd asked that question. I'm available pretty much whenever for IRCSLA really.

While you guys are pottering around doing your thing, a couple of you (Dirk, Grimmie, Brainrot) notice the staff's general attidude has changed slightly. Theyr'e a little colder and more evasive - not so much that they're hostile, but the friendliness most of them showed you now seems a little false.

Post by **Grimmie** » March 19th, 2010, 13:25

I think I shall purposefully potter around Shelton's office, nonchalantly, of course

Post by **deject** » March 19th, 2010, 13:28

Grimmie wrote:I think I shall purposefully potter around Shelton's office, nonchalantly, of course

There's no other way to do it.

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » March 21st, 2010, 13:00

Please post IRC logs. Grimmie gave me a quick rundown, I think, around 1 am, but fuck me, I don't remember half of it.

Post by **Grimmie** » March 21st, 2010, 14:36

Just got back from a morning doing THINGS, so will format and post logs now.

Post by **Grimmie** » March 21st, 2010, 15:13

SORRY FOR GIRTH, LOL ETC.

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Session Start: Sat Mar 20 20:19:32 2010

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[ 08:25:51 ] · · Joins : TezzRexx [ Mibbit@dm-25763.perr.cable.virginmedia.com ]
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[ 08:31:39 ] [ +DogPants ] Bummers
[ 08:31:56 ] [ @Grimmie ] HARRO
[ 08:32:40 ] [ +TezzRexx ] HIHI
[ 08:32:42 ] [ @Grimmie ] Need moar peoples
[ 08:32:59 ] [ +DogPants ] We do
[ 08:33:10 ] [ @Grimmie ] I haven't seen anything of roman anywhere
[ 08:33:28 ] [ +DogPants ] It sounds like I've got a thunderstorm going on in my digestive system
[ 08:33:57 ] [ +DogPants ] Roman's not even been on the forum in the last 24 hours
[ 08:34:08 ] [ +TezzRexx ] Have been eating lightning and are now crapping thundar?
[ 08:34:24 ] [ +DogPants ] As a matter of fact I am. It hurts now
[ 08:34:30 ] [ +TezzRexx ] :D
[ 08:35:31 ] [ +DogPants ] Also means I can't drink my banananabeer

[ 08:36:10 ] · · Joins : Joose [ Mibbit@dm-33891.8-1.cable.virginmedia.com ]
[ 08:36:20 ] [ +DogPants ] Bummer
[ 08:36:29 ] [ +Joose ] bummers!
[ 08:37:39 ] [ +DogPants ] If we can grab Deej then I reckon that's the best we'll get for tonight
[ 08:38:23 ] [ +DogPants ] But he won't get xfire pokes in BACON
[ 08:38:39 ] [ +DogPants ] ________@________
[ 08:39:24 ] [ @Grimmie ] JUS!
[ 08:39:31 ] [ +Joose ] grim!
[ 08:39:35 ] [ @Grimmie ] JUUUUUUUUUS
[ 08:39:58 ] [ +Joose ] griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim
[ 08:39:58 ] [ +TezzRexx ] JEESE
[ 08:40:01 ] [ @Grimmie ] Deject messaged me earlier asking if we were going to "DO THIS SHIT"
[ 08:40:07 ] [ +Joose ] tuz!
[ 08:40:10 ] [ +TezzRexx ] 8
[ 08:40:13 ] [ +TezzRexx ] 8}D
[ 08:40:17 ] [ @Grimmie ] But I was eating chips so I couldnt reply
[ 08:40:20 ] [ +DogPants ] I'll be doing lots of shit tonight.
[ 08:40:25 ] [ +DogPants ] Speaking of which, brb
[ 08:40:34 ] [ +TezzRexx ] noice
[ 08:40:44 ] [ +Joose ] damn you cghips
[ 08:41:17 ] [ @Grimmie ] cghips!
[ 08:41:41 ] [ +Joose ] bloody laptop keys
[ 08:42:57 ] [ @Grimmie ] Bali said he might arrive at 11ish
[ 08:42:59 ] [ @Grimmie ] Drunk
[ 08:43:08 ] [ @Grimmie ] So prepare for a drunk brain waster
[ 08:44:16 ] [ +Joose ] is there any other kind?
[ 08:45:06 ] [ @Grimmie ] Let me ask the last brain waster we worked with
[ 08:45:08 ] [ @Grimmie ] OH WAAAIIIT
[ 08:45:31 ] [ +TezzRexx ] i lol'd
[ 08:46:12 ] [ +Joose ] hehe
[ 08:55:24 ] [ +DogPants ] Werd
[ 08:55:33 ] [ @Grimmie ] Verd
[ 08:55:43 ] [ @Grimmie ] Is there any way we can attract deject's attention?
[ 08:55:47 ] [ @Grimmie ] Some sort of mating call?
[ 08:56:05 ] [ +TezzRexx ] we need the deject flute
[ 08:56:22 ] [ +TezzRexx ] its the same kind of thing you use to summon the green rangers power zord.
[ 08:56:50 ] [ +DogPants ] Go into BACON, get into his squad, tell him to come play SLA
[ 08:56:54 ] [ +Joose ] you also need the deejdance
[ 08:57:12 ] [ +TezzRexx ] you dont need pants for the deejdance
[ 08:57:26 ] [ +Joose ] no indeed
[ 08:57:28 ] [ +DogPants ]

[ 08:57:42 ] [ +Joose ] *waggles*
[ 08:58:12 ] [ +TezzRexx ] *prances*
[ 08:58:24 ] [ +Joose ] *leaps*
[ 08:58:41 ] [ +DogPants ] *Is not needed*
[ 08:58:55 ] [ +DogPants ] Hey, how come I'm not bold?
[ 08:59:12 ] [ +Joose ] you are too timid?
[ 08:59:28 ] [ +DogPants ] So would you be with bowels like mine
[ 08:59:53 ] [ +DogPants ] I should put my headset in my lap and fire up TS
[ 09:00:07 ] [ +Joose ] IBS. My bowels are permanantly like that.
[ 09:00:32 ] [ +TezzRexx ] lol
[ 09:00:34 ] [ @Grimmie ] Incurable Bowell Sauce
[ 09:00:38 ] [ +DogPants ] Oof. It's horrible
[ 09:00:59 ] [ +Joose ] Incredable Bum Sauce
[ 09:01:02 ] [ +TezzRexx ] Incredible bowell sounds
[ 09:01:07 ] [ +DogPants ] I feel like I've got a pound of semidigested meat wedged in my upper digestive system. Possibly because I do.
[ 09:01:16 ] [ +TezzRexx ] :X
[ 09:01:17 ] [ +Joose ] digest that shit!
[ 09:01:21 ] [ @Grimmie ] Literally
[ 09:02:41 ] [ @Grimmie ] Can you message people within bacons? Or is deject all solo and uncontactable?
[ 09:03:02 ] [ +DogPants ] You need to at least be on the same server, preferably squad
[ 09:03:24 ] [ +DogPants ] And joining a server in BACONS is like entering the lottery
[ 09:04:04 ] [ +Joose ] If we all face west and shout at the same time...
[ 09:04:50 ] [ +DogPants ] Which way's west?
[ 09:04:57 ] [ +Joose ] that way
[ 09:05:02 ] [ +DogPants ] Okies
[ 09:05:05 ] [ +TezzRexx ] I think it's upwards
[ 09:05:12 ] [ @Grimmie ] AWOOGA AWOOGA. Deject incoming
[ 09:05:20 ] [ +DogPants ] Rah!
[ 09:05:24 ] [ +Joose ] no, its left
[ 09:05:34 ] [ +DogPants ] Your left or mine?
[ 09:05:53 ] [ +Joose ] Depends. Which way are you facing?
[ 09:06:17 ] [ +DogPants ] Same way as you, I'm stood right behind you. *RIGHT* behind you
[ 09:06:48 ] · · Joins : deject [ Mibbit@dm-27370.dsl.okcyok.swbell.net ]
[ 09:06:59 ] [ +deject ] werd bitches
[ 09:07:02 ] [ +Joose ] What are you doing in next doors living room?
[ 09:07:14 ] [ +deject ] eh?
[ 09:07:17 ] [ +TezzRexx ] DEEEEEEEEEEEEEJECT
[ 09:07:18 ] [ +Joose ] Ah, the deejdance worked!
[ 09:07:25 ] [ +Joose ] *puts on trousers*
[ 09:07:32 ] [ +deject ] you summoned me with dance and song?
[ 09:07:34 ] [ +TezzRexx ] *stops blowing flute*
[ 09:07:41 ] [ +Joose ] indeed
[ 09:07:44 ] [ +DogPants ] Loes!
[ 09:07:52 ] [ +TezzRexx ] in a round about way, yes!
[ 09:07:58 ] [ +deject ] anyone else coming?
[ 09:08:02 ] [ +deject ] so to speak
[ 09:08:07 ] [ +Joose ] *stops dancing round about*
[ 09:08:19 ] [ +DogPants ] Bali later, drunk
[ 09:08:35 ] [ +Joose ] Right, im getting into character...
[ 09:08:35 ] [ +DogPants ] Thank god we're not on TS for that :p
[ 09:08:47 ] [ +Joose ] HELLO PUNY HUMANS
[ 09:08:52 ] [ @Grimmie ] :D
[ 09:09:13 ] [ @Grimmie ] I'm all dressed up in facepaints for method acting
[ 09:09:20 ] [ +deject ] cat-lizard aliens FTW
[ 09:09:25 ] · · Nick : TezzRexx : [ Spindle ]
[ 09:09:36 ] [ +Spindle ] keep your voice down pal!
[ 09:09:48 ] · · Nick : Spindle : [ Spindle_Winston ]

[ 09:10:59 ] [ +deject ] can I get a recap of where we're at? last I remember we were discussing how best to "keep" the scientists "inside" the facility
[ 09:11:23 ] [ +DogPants ] So you're procrastinating, coming up with ploys to make it look like you're stopping them escaping while making it possible for them to do so
[ 09:11:56 ] [ +DogPants ] However, during your machinations they don't look particularly inclined to do a runner
[ 09:12:26 ] [ +Joose ] I think we need to encourage them somehow.
[ 09:12:41 ] [ +deject ] that's what I am thinking.
[ 09:12:54 ] [ +deject ] possibly imply that the facility is going to blow up?
[ 09:13:02 ] [ @Grimmie ] Haha
[ 09:13:09 ] [ +deject ] ooooooooooooooooh I just had a thought
[ 09:13:12 ] [ +Joose ] pfft
[ 09:13:20 ] [ +deject ] remember how I planted my camera?
[ 09:13:39 ] [ +deject ] as I remember I didn't do that great of a job hiding it
[ 09:13:41 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] I was thinking perhaps suggest that moar Darknight were coming but... explosions sound good
[ 09:14:00 ] [ +deject ] we could point it out claiming it's a DarkNight plant
[ 09:14:15 ] [ +deject ] breached security, etc.
[ 09:14:25 ] [ +Joose ] I think we are missing something.
[ 09:14:30 ] [ @Grimmie ] I can't help but feel we're steering wildly away from objectives
[ 09:14:36 ] [ +Joose ] ^
[ 09:14:39 ] [ +deject ] don't we always?
[ 09:14:46 ] [ @Grimmie ] Weren't we meant to be handing the stuff we found to them for examination?
[ 09:14:56 ] [ @Grimmie ] There might be something there that will make them -want- to leave?
[ 09:15:04 ] [ +deject ] we could just keep them inside like our orders said
[ 09:15:04 ] [ +Joose ] indeed. Have we done that?
[ 09:15:10 ] [ @Grimmie ] Seeing as it was planted for us to hand in
[ 09:15:17 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] aye
[ 09:15:30 ] [ +deject ] that works for me
[ 09:15:32 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] lets hand it over and see what they say
[ 09:16:02 ] [ +Joose ] lets
[ 09:16:16 ] [ +DogPants ] Who are you giving them to?
[ 09:16:43 ] [ +Joose ] Ive forgotten the names, is it Shelton thats the edgy guy?
[ 09:17:00 ] [ +deject ] I think so
[ 09:17:11 ] [ +DogPants ] Shelton's the administrator, the nice guy. Cross is the head engineer, the not nice guy
[ 09:17:46 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] Perhaps we should hand it to Shelton to give to Cross?
[ 09:17:48 ] [ @Grimmie ] Admin sounds good, he's more likely to give it to the scientist bods for inspection
[ 09:17:50 ] [ +deject ] I say give it to Shelton
[ 09:17:59 ] [ +Joose ] yerp, shelton
[ 09:18:05 ] [ @Grimmie ] Cross might just wipe his bum with it
[ 09:18:08 ] [ @Grimmie ] And then scowl
[ 09:18:13 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] yup
[ 09:19:59 ] [ +DogPants ] Shelton looks a little confused, then contemplative. He takes them into his office in order to send a message to orbit
[ 09:20:33 ] [ +Joose ] Someone sneeky want to try and listen in?
[ 09:20:42 ] [ +deject ] I can try
[ 09:20:51 ] [ +DogPants ] They're written messages
[ 09:20:57 ] [ +deject ] boo nay
[ 09:21:09 ] [ +DogPants ] Like the ones you've been getting all BPN

[ 09:21:36 ] [ +DogPants ] If he uses the same keyboard as me you could probably hear him typing it. In orbit.
[ 09:21:39 ] [ +Joose ] I presume sneaking in and looking over his shoulder would be pushing our luck? :D
[ 09:22:26 ] [ +DogPants ] It's not a very big office, and you're a very big Shaktar
[ 09:22:26 ] [ +deject ] well while that is happening I will check the mini-cam I planted for anything interesting
[ 09:22:33 ] [ +deject ] `roll 2d10
[ 09:22:40 ] [ +DogPants ] Where was that exactly?
[ 09:22:40 ] [ +deject ] bah
[ 09:22:41 ] [ @Grimmie ] omgfail
[ 09:22:51 ] [ +DogPants ] `rol 2d10
[ 09:22:51 ] [ @Grimmie ] testing testing
[ 09:22:54 ] [ @Grimmie ] `roll 1d10
[ 09:22:54 ] [ @GameServ ] Grimmie rolled 1d10: 9 <Total>
[ 09:22:55 ] [ +DogPants ] `roll 2d10
[ 09:22:55 ] [ @GameServ ] DogPants rolled 2d10: 1 9 <Total>
[ 09:22:56 ] [ +deject ] it was watching cross' office
[ 09:23:13 ] [ +deject ] +4 for detect
[ 09:23:25 ] [ +deject ] `roll 2d10
[ 09:23:42 ] [ +deject ] wtf why doesn't it work
[ 09:24:02 ] [ +DogPants ] It's mostly quiet. When Cross is in there he's usually alone working on biogenetic stuff that means nothing to you. However, on a couple of occasions he's discussing animatedly with Shelton
[ 09:24:16 ] [ +DogPants ] Use the one on the top left of your keyboard
[ 09:24:18 ] [ +Joose ] `roll 2d10
[ 09:24:31 ] [ +Joose ] hmm, maybe its the colour
[ 09:24:33 ] [ +deject ] I did
[ 09:24:42 ] [ +deject ] `roll 2d10
[ 09:24:43 ] [ @GameServ ] deject rolled 2d10: 3 9 <Total>
[ 09:24:48 ] [ +deject ] whhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
[ 09:24:52 ] [ @Grimmie ] :D
[ 09:25:13 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] ^_^
[ 09:25:21 ] [ +deject ] well then I will stick with black unless I am speaking in character
[ 09:26:16 ] [ +DogPants ] Once you go black, you never go back
[ 09:26:37 ] [ +deject ] *bow-chicka-bow-bow*
[ 09:26:51 ] [ @Grimmie ] Are we autopiloting Eraser to wander to and fro the airlock?
[ 09:27:07 ] [ +DogPants ] Might as well
[ 09:27:12 ] [ +Joose ] yeah
[ 09:29:06 ] [ @Grimmie ] Umm, I can't help but feel we're making on continuous mistake
[ 09:29:18 ] [ +deject ] o rly
[ 09:29:23 ] [ @Grimmie ] If we dont rectify this before 11pm Bali's going to storm in and kill everyone in a drunken rage
[ 09:29:32 ] [ +deject ] lol
[ 09:29:33 ] [ +DogPants ] Pffft
[ 09:29:39 ] [ @Grimmie ] Okay, I guess I'll wait for Shelton to finish his emailz?
[ 09:29:52 ] [ +Joose ] I know what you mean grim
[ 09:29:54 ] [ +deject ] I can't think of anything else to do
[ 09:30:20 ] [ @Grimmie ] Maybe we're just paranoid and we're doing okay
[ 09:30:33 ] [ @Grimmie ] I get the continuous feeling dogpants wants to kill us :D
[ 09:30:38 ] [ +DogPants ] You don't necessarily need to do anything. Shelton spends quite some time in his office, then he comes out and hands the stuff to one of the techs to take a look at.
[ 09:31:01 ] [ +Joose ] Well, I vote for waiting and seeing what happens next
[ 09:31:19 ] [ +DogPants ] A few hours later you're told you have another message
[ 09:31:27 ] [ @Grimmie ] Massage!
[ 09:31:29 ] [ @Grimmie ] Oh, message
[ 09:31:43 ] [ @Grimmie ] Deject, you go check it. You know computers.
[ 09:32:01 ] [ +deject ] pffff
[ 09:32:07 ] [ +Joose ] I coulod
[ 09:32:16 ] [ +deject ] >READ MESSAGE
[ 09:32:17 ] [ +Joose ] WORK, PUNY COMPUTER!
[ 09:32:21 ] [ +deject ] >INVENTORY
[ 09:32:31 ] [ +DogPants ] ---FAO: Squad Leader, Operatives Squad <insert>--- ---Transmission origin: VickersG4B6 Karma--- ---Message text: Research mission to be ceased in 12 hours. Probability of mutiny assessed as high. Squad is to disseminate information that planetary atmosphere is toxic, and prevent any staff departures to surface with any horse necessary. Use of firearms is prohibited due to risk of hull breach and surface contamination. --- ---Message end--- ---Transmission end---
[ 09:33:15 ] [ @Grimmie ] Hhhmmmmm
[ 09:33:17 ] [ @Grimmie ] You know..
[ 09:33:26 ] [ +DogPants ] Oops, forgot to put your squad name in
[ 09:33:39 ] [ @Grimmie ] The emails we're getting keep up with our ruse, right?
[ 09:33:56 ] [ +deject ] yes
[ 09:34:06 ] [ +Joose ] We could rename to <insert> to save you time in the futurte

[ 09:34:14 ] [ +Joose ] bloody silly keyboard
[ 09:34:15 ] [ @Grimmie ] I'm pretty sure they all have said for us not to use firearms. Is this like the opposites game?
[ 09:34:18 ] [ +DogPants ] Already taken
[ 09:34:27 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] lol
[ 09:36:06 ] [ @Grimmie ] Yes/no Dont shoot/do shoot toxic/nontoxic?
[ 09:36:17 ] [ +deject ] I guess we should announce that we're going to "put them in lockdown"
[ 09:37:04 ] [ +Joose ] Aye. We will want to do that regardless, so lets
[ 09:37:33 ] [ +deject ] do it in your loud shouty voice
[ 09:37:44 ] [ +Joose ] okey doke
[ 09:38:46 ] [ +DogPants ] As you make your way out of Shelton's office an alarm starts blaring
[ 09:38:57 ] [ +Joose ] aah, nuts
[ 09:39:00 ] [ @Grimmie ] ohshit
[ 09:39:16 ] [ +deject ] I'll whip out my long blade
[ 09:39:18 ] [ +DogPants ] From around the facility you hear the metallic thuds of bulkheads being sealed
[ 09:39:19 ] [ @Grimmie ] I bring to bare on the alarm
[ 09:39:25 ] ! +Spindle_Winston readys himself
[ 09:39:27 ] [ +Joose ] fuck this, im getting my gun
[ 09:39:27 ] [ +deject ] bare?
[ 09:39:29 ] [ +deject ] lol
[ 09:39:41 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] bring to bear?
[ 09:39:53 ] [ +Joose ] he's pointing the pink pistol
[ 09:39:58 ] [ +deject ] I think he's exposing himself
[ 09:39:59 ] [ +DogPants ] Pfft
[ 09:40:08 ] [ +DogPants ] He's doing the Deject dance
[ 09:40:14 ] [ +deject ] hahaha
[ 09:40:17 ] [ +DogPants ] Eep, brb bio
[ 09:40:21 ] [ @Grimmie ] I bring bears into the facility
[ 09:40:27 ] [ +Joose ] hehe
[ 09:40:29 ] [ @Grimmie ] And ride them as cavalry
[ 09:40:31 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] bring in the bare bears
[ 09:40:45 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] and then bring on the trumpets
[ 09:41:27 ] [ +Joose ] TRUMPETS
[ 09:41:50 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] HAHAHAHA. TRUMPETS
[ 09:41:55 ] [ +deject ] I think it'd be better if we try not to shoot bullets, in order to better look like we're trying to follow orders explicitly and also better let them escape
[ 09:42:16 ] [ +Joose ] yeah, but i want ui
[ 09:42:21 ] [ @Grimmie ] They think there are DN, possibly, so we have to act at least a little cautious
[ 09:42:28 ] [ +Joose ] it with me just in case
[ 09:42:40 ] [ +Joose ] god damn this keyboard!
[ 09:42:43 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] I think the not firing rule is one we need to keep to
[ 09:42:44 ] [ @Grimmie ] What's with the alarms?
[ 09:42:58 ] [ +deject ] fair enough, I'll stick with my long knife and Mutilator
[ 09:43:09 ] [ +deject ] brb, getting glass for scotch
[ 09:43:19 ] [ +Joose ] i'll try not to fire

[ 09:43:33 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] you can't eat scotch eggs from a glass you fool!
[ 09:44:25 ] [ +deject ] meddling fool!
[ 09:45:59 ] [ +deject ] I'll have you know this is a bottle of 16 year old Lagavulin!
[ 09:46:23 ] [ @Grimmie ] Isn't that underage in america?
[ 09:46:32 ] [ +deject ] pffffffffft
[ 09:46:36 ] [ @Grimmie ] I'm reporting you
[ 09:46:39 ] [ @Grimmie ] To the police
[ 09:46:42 ] [ +deject ] actually 16 is the age of consent here
[ 09:47:10 ] [ +deject ] http://www.ageofconsent.com/oklahoma.htm
[ 09:47:15 ] [ @Grimmie ] Are there any staff nearby, or are we trapped in a bulkhead?
[ 09:47:22 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] so now it's legal to make love to the whisky?
[ 09:47:52 ] [ +deject ] didn't you see dogpants say he's going to brb?
[ 09:48:20 ] [ +Joose ] hes havin a POO
[ 09:48:30 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] lol
[ 09:49:18 ] [ +DogPants ] I'm back. It was just a lot of really loud and painful farting
[ 09:49:39 ] [ +Joose ] always dissapointing
[ 09:49:52 ] [ +deject ] lol
[ 09:50:33 ] [ +DogPants ] From what you can see outside Shelton's office nothing has changed. The bulkheads you can see are still open.
[ 09:50:54 ] [ +deject ] might as well detect some shit!
[ 09:50:59 ] [ +deject ] `roll 2d10
[ 09:50:59 ] [ @GameServ ] deject rolled 2d10: 6 6 <Total>
[ 09:51:09 ] [ +deject ] +4
[ 09:51:13 ] [ +Joose ] lets head towards the door to outside
[ 09:51:29 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] yes lets
[ 09:51:49 ] [ @Grimmie ] I'll head the other way, see how far I get.
[ 09:52:09 ] [ +deject ] yeah let's split up
[ 09:52:16 ] [ +DogPants ] You're splitting up? Who's going with whom then?
[ 09:52:38 ] [ @Grimmie ] Eraser, spindle, grim / dirk, deej, kt'rr?
[ 09:52:51 ] [ +deject ] that could work
[ 09:52:53 ] [ +Joose ] brainrot?
[ 09:52:55 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] that ^
[ 09:53:04 ] [ +deject ] brainrot go with the first group
[ 09:53:11 ] [ @Grimmie ] Righto
[ 09:53:17 ] [ +Joose ] sounds like a plan
[ 09:53:25 ] [ +DogPants ] Is Eraser with you?
[ 09:53:49 ] [ +Joose ] he was wandering from airlock to...er...somewhere else
[ 09:54:13 ] [ @Grimmie ] As long as there aren't any bright lights with the alarms, he should be okay to regroup
[ 09:54:25 ] [ @Grimmie ] This might afterall be the diversion the cultists are looking for
[ 09:54:30 ] [ @Grimmie ] So dont be too efficient, guys
[ 09:55:01 ] [ +Joose ] true that. In fact, going the way we are could herd people towards the airlock, no?
[ 09:55:59 ] [ +deject ] sounds good
[ 09:56:42 ] [ +Joose ] lets do that then
[ 09:58:14 ] [ +deject ] *does*
[ 09:58:22 ] [ +DogPants ] `roll 1d2
[ 09:58:23 ] [ @GameServ ] DogPants rolled 1d2: 1 <Total>
[ 09:58:46 ] [ +deject ] ah fail
[ 09:58:55 ] [ +DogPants ] That would be Spindle and Grim, since Eraser is elsewhere. Correct?
[ 09:59:01 ] [ +deject ] `roll 1d0
[ 09:59:35 ] [ +Joose ] I think so
[ 09:59:43 ] [ +deject ] and brainrot
[ 09:59:52 ] [ @Grimmie ] Er, well if that's the case, what is eraser doing, on autopilot?
[ 09:59:55 ] [ +Joose ] oh, aye
[ 10:00:07 ] [ @Grimmie ] Assume he isnt on a patrol route
[ 10:00:54 ] [ +DogPants ] He was supposed to be sitting on the enviro suits, to 'stop people escaping'
[ 10:01:09 ] [ +DogPants ] But it's feasible to say he'd come in to see the orders
[ 10:01:10 ] [ +Joose ] no, ,that was me
[ 10:01:22 ] [ +DogPants ] Ah right
[ 10:01:30 ] [ @Grimmie ] Eraser was nonchalantly guarding the airlock
[ 10:01:35 ] [ +DogPants ] Either way, he can be with you lot if you like
[ 10:01:36 ] [ @Grimmie ] And doing his thick stormer act
[ 10:01:48 ] [ @Grimmie ] Yeah, would be good to clear the way for escapees
[ 10:02:02 ] [ +Joose ] ^
[ 10:02:58 ] [ +DogPants ] So who's going with whom then?
[ 10:03:39 ] [ +DogPants ] Eraser, Brainy, Spindle and Grim in one, Deject, Dirk, Kt'rr in the other?
[ 10:03:50 ] [ @Grimmie ] Yes quite
[ 10:03:54 ] [ +Joose ] yup
[ 10:04:01 ] [ +deject ] indeed
[ 10:04:55 ] [ +DogPants ] Bah, 50/50 AFK
[ 10:05:12 ] [ @Grimmie ] Dogpants is buttsploding all over the place tonight
[ 10:05:14 ] [ @Grimmie ] Poor guy
[ 10:05:47 ] [ +DogPants ] I mean the groups
[ 10:06:09 ] [ +deject ] both afk's are in the first group no?
[ 10:06:20 ] [ +Joose ] Dirk
[ 10:06:20 ] [ @Grimmie ] Oh I see what you mean
[ 10:06:32 ] [ +deject ] oh right, that fucking duck
[ 10:06:42 ] [ +deject ] I forgot about him being AFK
[ 10:06:44 ] [ +Joose ] could swap dirk for grim and spindle, if it makes it easier?
[ 10:06:45 ] [ +DogPants ] Ah well, you trot off in opposite directions. The Deej/Dirk/Kt'rr group encounters a bulkhead first. It's been locked from the other side
[ 10:07:05 ] [ +DogPants ] Might do, just to make things easier
[ 10:07:33 ] [ +Joose ] so, bulkhead.
[ 10:07:43 ] [ +Joose ] Anything I can get a grip on?
[ 10:07:54 ] [ +DogPants ] So you four in one group, other people in the other? Or is Brainrot with you too?
[ 10:08:45 ] [ +DogPants ] Lets say he's with the others, we don't know if he'll get here yet
[ 10:08:58 ] [ +DogPants ] And it's them who get the bulkhead. You find something else
[ 10:09:13 ] [ +deject ] something else!
[ 10:09:17 ] [ +Joose ] ooh, a Something!
[ 10:09:29 ] [ @Grimmie ] Buh?
[ 10:09:35 ] [ +deject ] are we likely to be eaten by a grue?
[ 10:09:42 ] [ @Grimmie ] You just said deej/dirk/kt'rr got the bulkhead
[ 10:09:44 ] [ @Grimmie ] Crazy GM
[ 10:09:58 ] [ +DogPants ] We changed the groups about, it's easier this way
[ 10:10:11 ] [ +DogPants ] Unless you want the boring half of the BPN?
[ 10:10:16 ] [ @Grimmie ] No no no
[ 10:10:20 ] [ @Grimmie ] I like excitement
[ 10:10:40 ] [ +Joose ] I read that wrong, thought we were on about Poo again
[ 10:10:48 ] [ +deject ] lol
[ 10:10:58 ] [ +deject ] grimmie likes excriment
[ 10:11:21 ] [ +DogPants ] Rounding a corner you find four of the experimental Stormers. They don't look as docile as they did. One turns to face you. I say face, they don't actually have faces...
[ 10:11:33 ] [ +Joose ] I fucking new it
[ 10:11:35 ] [ +deject ] oh shi
[ 10:11:41 ] [ @Grimmie ] Thought that might happen
[ 10:12:00 ] [ +deject ] I think bullets might be warranted in this situation
[ 10:12:06 ] [ @Grimmie ] I bring bertha up to my face and give her a ki- I MEAN.. I bring to bear on a faceless stormerthing.
[ 10:12:09 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] eeep
[ 10:12:14 ] [ +DogPants ] They start lumbering towards you
[ 10:12:28 ] [ +DogPants ] Bullet time?
[ 10:12:30 ] [ @Grimmie ] Are we in bullet time, or are they just lumbering?
[ 10:12:31 ] [ @Grimmie ] Ah

[ 10:12:35 ] [ +Joose ] BULLET TIEM

[ 10:12:36 ] [ +deject ] yeah I am bringing to bear with my AR
[ 10:12:39 ] ! +Spindle_Winston brings to bear in round 1
[ 10:12:43 ] [ @Grimmie ] I still have a hotline bullet spare if things go to pot
[ 10:13:05 ] [ @Grimmie ] But this sounds like they've gone rogue, and might be heading off outside with this diversion - let's just survive this
[ 10:13:45 ] [ +Joose ] im going to bring to bear on the one furthest right
[ 10:14:06 ] [ +DogPants ] You're in a corridor, they can only really come one at a time anyway
[ 10:14:19 ] [ +deject ] yeah I'm thinking the crew were notified about our "orders" and decided to sic these on us to help them escape.
[ 10:14:41 ] [ +Joose ] fair enough, bring to bear on the lead one then
[ 10:14:49 ] [ +deject ] everyone have a plan?
[ 10:15:04 ] [ +Joose ] if "shoot it in the head" is a plan
[ 10:15:12 ] [ +deject ] it is in my book :D
[ 10:15:19 ] [ +Joose ]

[ 10:15:32 ] [ +deject ] or even just "fire lots of bullets"
[ 10:15:37 ] [ +DogPants ] One then. They start running. They're about 15m away.
[ 10:15:56 ] ! +deject brings to bear
[ 10:15:59 ] [ +Joose ] aim at its funny looking heed
[ 10:16:05 ] [ +deject ] or bare if you prefer
[ 10:16:13 ] [ @Grimmie ] Gotta bring to bear before you aim
[ 10:16:14 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] DP, do you know what my gun is and what damage it does? I only have my old char sheet to hand :C
[ 10:16:23 ] [ +DogPants ] You'll have to bring to bear before you aim Joose
[ 10:16:26 ] [ +DogPants ] Hang on
[ 10:16:30 ] [ +deject ] what model is it?
[ 10:16:42 ] [ +Joose ] oh, sorry, getting ahead of myself
[ 10:16:57 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] it's a sub machine gun fen
[ 10:17:29 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] i'm in two minds whether to use that or the pistol i have.
[ 10:17:34 ] [ +DogPants ] FEN 204? All I've got on your sheet is a 603, but I do remember you asking about 204s
[ 10:17:37 ] [ @Grimmie ] I would say stick to semi-auto, we dont want stray bullets/
[ 10:17:47 ] [ @Grimmie ] But I dont think kt'rr 'does' semi-auto
[ 10:17:52 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] that does sound about rihgt.
[ 10:17:55 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] *right
[ 10:18:13 ] [ +Joose ] Warbastard doesnt, but I have its little brother at the moment
[ 10:18:30 ] [ @Grimmie ] Mine only has a ROF of 2, so I might miss anyway
[ 10:18:30 ] [ +deject ] yeah looks like a FEN 204, which uses 10mm pistol
[ 10:18:48 ] [ +deject ] 5 dmg / 4 pen / 2 AD
[ 10:18:54 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] yup tis, google agrees
[ 10:19:08 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] thanks
[ 10:19:31 ] [ +deject ] anything else on 1?
[ 10:19:43 ] [ +DogPants ] I think everyone acts on one, and so is it safe to say we're all bringing to bear?
[ 10:19:46 ] [ @Grimmie ] I scowl agressively
[ 10:19:51 ] [ @Grimmie ] Also
[ 10:19:51 ] [ +Joose ] wonderfull, I have all my character sheets bar Kt'rr on here

[ 10:20:02 ] [ +deject ] haha
[ 10:20:17 ] [ +DogPants ] 2 then? They're now 12m away
[ 10:20:23 ] [ +DogPants ] And accelerating
[ 10:20:26 ] [ +Joose ] aim at its heed!
[ 10:20:36 ] [ @Grimmie ] Aiming at its head also
[ 10:20:42 ] [ +deject ] FIEYAAAAAAAAH
[ 10:20:48 ] [ @Grimmie ] No aims, Deej?
[ 10:20:54 ] [ +deject ] who needs them?
[ 10:20:57 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] i think about my next move on 2.
[ 10:21:01 ] [ @Grimmie ] The bulkhead?
[ 10:21:12 ] [ +deject ] bah, I don't miss
[ 10:21:15 ] [ +deject ] too often
[ 10:21:32 ] [ +Joose ] its not a kid on a motorbike, we will be fine
[ 10:21:38 ] [ +deject ] what's the +/- pantsu?
[ 10:21:41 ] [ +deject ] I have +8 rifle
[ 10:21:46 ] [ +deject ] single fire
[ 10:21:51 ] [ @Grimmie ] -3 for no aims iirc
[ 10:21:57 ] [ +deject ] yeah
[ 10:22:07 ] [ +deject ] but there is probably other things
[ 10:22:09 ] [ +DogPants ] -3 for target running
[ 10:22:23 ] [ +DogPants ] Can't think of anything else
[ 10:22:26 ] [ +deject ] nothing for a hueg target?
[ 10:22:46 ] [ @Grimmie ] They have to be 3m+ for a size mod
[ 10:22:49 ] [ +DogPants ] They're not that big, also they're actually not presenting a big target
[ 10:23:04 ] [ +deject ] hmmm, I think I will aim in that case
[ 10:23:41 ] [ @Grimmie ] Gunbunny ref sheet: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/598322/SLA/Gunb ... fsheet.txt
[ 10:23:45 ] [ +deject ] yeah no FIEYAAAAH now, just aim
[ 10:24:10 ] [ +deject ] +2 isn't good enough for me right now
[ 10:24:40 ] [ +Joose ] handy sheet!
[ 10:24:44 ] [ +DogPants ] 3? They're now 7m away, and at a -2 modifier (sprinting)
[ 10:24:52 ] [ +Joose ] FIRE!
[ 10:24:56 ] [ @Grimmie ] I cant act on 3

[ 10:24:57 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] i aim on 3
[ 10:24:59 ] [ +deject ] now FIEYAAAAAAAAAAH
[ 10:25:26 ] [ +deject ] just the -2 for sprinting, with my +8 rifle skill?
[ 10:26:01 ] [ +DogPants ] Yep
[ 10:26:10 ] [ +deject ] `roll 2d10
[ 10:26:10 ] [ @GameServ ] deject rolled 2d10: 9 9 <Total>
[ 10:26:15 ] [ +deject ] hahaha yes
[ 10:26:21 ] [ +deject ] +6 for a 25
[ 10:26:23 ] [ +deject ] 24
[ 10:26:41 ] [ +DogPants ] BLAM
[ 10:26:42 ] [ +deject ] 10mm rifle STD
[ 10:26:58 ] [ +Joose ] so -2 running, +1 aim, -4 head, + 10 rifle skill for me? Unless deej has killed it already :D
[ 10:27:21 ] [ +deject ] no +1 for aim, you need 2 aims for that
[ 10:27:25 ] [ @Grimmie ] No plusses for the first aim
[ 10:27:26 ] [ @Grimmie ] Yeah
[ 10:27:32 ] [ +Joose ] ah, fair enough
[ 10:27:40 ] [ +deject ] still a +4
[ 10:27:44 ] [ +Joose ] im not shooting it if its dead though. dead
[ 10:27:45 ] [ +Joose ] ?
[ 10:27:58 ] [ +deject ] you act on all 5 phases like me?
[ 10:28:01 ] [ +deject ] shoot it anyways
[ 10:28:17 ] [ +Joose ] aye
[ 10:28:22 ] [ +deject ] I doubt one body shot will take it down
[ 10:28:24 ] [ +Joose ] fair enough. shooting!
[ 10:28:33 ] [ +Joose ] `roll 2d10
[ 10:28:43 ] [ +DogPants ] It's not dead
[ 10:28:45 ] [ +deject ] no color

[ 10:28:48 ] [ +Joose ] `roll 2d10
[ 10:28:48 ] [ @GameServ ] Joose rolled 2d10: 4 8 <Total>
[ 10:29:03 ] [ +Joose ] hrm. not great, but its a headshot
[ 10:29:09 ] [ +deject ] you on auto or single shot
[ 10:29:15 ] [ +Joose ] single
[ 10:29:44 ] [ @Grimmie ] 16 on a headshot then, what bullets are they?
[ 10:30:03 ] [ +Joose ] 10mm, I believe
[ 10:30:19 ] [ +DogPants ] It crumples. The one behind it leaps over the corpse
[ 10:30:45 ] [ +deject ] anything else on 3?
[ 10:31:26 ] [ @Grimmie ] Panic?
[ 10:31:34 ] [ +deject ] at the Disco?
[ 10:31:47 ] [ +DogPants ] 4?
[ 10:31:50 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] I'm doing a lot of that, i feel like i should do a roll for panicing
[ 10:31:51 ] [ +deject ] yus
[ 10:31:55 ] [ @Grimmie ] Do I need to do a fresh beeeaaarr on the next one, seeing as I'm already pointing at the right place?
[ 10:32:06 ] [ +Joose ] ^
[ 10:32:15 ] [ +deject ] probably
[ 10:32:45 ] [ +DogPants ] You can make a dex check if y7ou like
[ 10:32:55 ] [ @Grimmie ] `roll 2d10
[ 10:32:55 ] [ @GameServ ] Grimmie rolled 2d10: 9 10 <Total>
[ 10:32:59 ] [ +DogPants ] brb
[ 10:33:03 ] [ +deject ] yeah
[ 10:33:03 ] [ @Grimmie ] 29 on my dexcheck :D
[ 10:33:06 ] [ +Joose ] I would, if I had a clue what my dex was
[ 10:33:15 ] [ +deject ] it has to be at least 13
[ 10:33:25 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] god damn, get a bucket dogpants!
[ 10:33:30 ] [ +Joose ] gogo remote desktop! because its easier than walking 10 feet!
[ 10:33:36 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] lol
[ 10:33:39 ] [ +deject ] hell yeah it is
[ 10:33:56 ] [ +deject ] `roll 2d10
[ 10:33:56 ] [ @GameServ ] deject rolled 2d10: 1 7 <Total>
[ 10:34:03 ] [ +deject ] 8 + 13 = 21
[ 10:34:56 ] [ @Grimmie ] Isnt it acedmical to roll for a dex check with anything over 10?

[ 10:34:58 ] [ +deject ] yours has to be 13 joose
[ 10:35:22 ] [ +deject ] 13 is necessary for working on all 5 phases, and your racial max is 13
[ 10:35:42 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] `roll 2d10
[ 10:35:43 ] [ +Joose ] hah, true that
[ 10:35:49 ] [ +Joose ] `roll d10
[ 10:35:53 ] [ +Joose ] `roll 2d10
[ 10:35:54 ] [ @GameServ ] Joose rolled 2d10: 6 8 <Total>
[ 10:35:58 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] `roll 2d10
[ 10:35:59 ] [ @GameServ ] Spindle_Winston rolled 2d10: 4 1 <Total>
[ 10:36:02 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] + 8
[ 10:36:05 ] [ +deject ] you still have to roll, in case you get snake eyes though
[ 10:36:12 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] = 13!
[ 10:36:13 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] whoop
[ 10:36:17 ] [ +Joose ] that'll do me then
[ 10:37:12 ] [ +deject ] I do believe we all pass go, collect $200
[ 10:37:15 ] [ +Joose ] im aiming then
[ 10:37:33 ] [ +deject ] same, with my underbarrel shotgun though
[ 10:39:02 ] [ @Grimmie ] Poor dogpants abd his pooz
[ 10:39:46 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] i'm -just- aiming one of the other dues
[ 10:39:48 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] *dudes
[ 10:41:02 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] POO FASTER DOGPANTS
[ 10:41:20 ] [ +Joose ] PUU!
[ 10:43:16 ] [ +Joose ] PHOOOOOOOOOO
[ 10:44:37 ] [ +DogPants ] Loes. I might fire up the laptop and sit on the bog with it
[ 10:44:47 ] [ +deject ] haha
[ 10:45:12 ] [ +DogPants ] People aimed on 4?
[ 10:45:17 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] lol
[ 10:45:20 ] [ +Joose ] thats not a bad idea.
[ 10:45:28 ] [ +deject ] looks to be that way
[ 10:45:42 ] [ +DogPants ] 5 then? The next one is now 2m away
[ 10:45:48 ] [ +DogPants ] Actually, make that 3
[ 10:45:51 ] [ +deject ] FIEYAAAAAAAAAAAH
[ 10:45:58 ] [ +Joose ] FIYAH
[ 10:46:00 ] [ @Grimmie ] FIRE!
[ 10:46:07 ] [ +Joose ] dakka!
[ 10:46:09 ] [ @Grimmie ] Can I go first seeing as you two already had your bloodlust?
[ 10:46:11 ] [ +DogPants ] +5 for point blank now
[ 10:46:15 ] [ +deject ] yeah
[ 10:46:19 ] [ @Grimmie ] And bertha needs christening
[ 10:46:21 ] [ +Joose ] do it!
[ 10:46:27 ] [ @Grimmie ] BLATBLAT
[ 10:46:30 ] [ @Grimmie ] `roll 2d10
[ 10:46:31 ] [ @GameServ ] Grimmie rolled 2d10: 4 3 <Total>
[ 10:46:32 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] FIREREREREEE
[ 10:46:42 ] [ @Grimmie ] 17, plus 5 for close range isss 22
[ 10:46:50 ] [ +deject ] if spindle wants to get in on this action, go for it
[ 10:46:55 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] `roll 2d10
[ 10:46:55 ] [ @GameServ ] Spindle_Winston rolled 2d10: 6 2 <Total>
[ 10:46:58 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] + 7
[ 10:47:01 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] 15
[ 10:47:02 ] [ @Grimmie ] Annnd
[ 10:47:19 ] [ @Grimmie ] I have a ROF of 2
[ 10:47:25 ] [ +deject ] zomg
[ 10:47:28 ] [ @Grimmie ] So that's two fat bullets in his face
[ 10:47:40 ] [ +Joose ] ah, im going to roll just in case its still upright
[ 10:47:45 ] [ +Joose ] `roll 2d10
[ 10:47:45 ] [ @GameServ ] Joose rolled 2d10: 2 1 <Total>
[ 10:47:50 ] [ +deject ] hahaha
[ 10:47:51 ] [ +Joose ] pfft, shit
[ 10:47:58 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] hang on, 8 + 7 pistol, -3 running?
[ 10:47:59 ] [ +deject ] at least you didn't roll a 2
[ 10:48:12 ] [ +DogPants ] -2 sprinting
[ 10:48:20 ] [ +deject ] that's a 13
[ 10:48:26 ] [ @Grimmie ] Oh, so I got 20 I guess, including the sprint modifier
[ 10:48:28 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] oh okay, 8 + 7 pistol, minus 2 = 13
[ 10:48:30 ] [ +Joose ] but +3 for uberclose range
[ 10:48:30 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] wow
[ 10:48:56 ] [ @Grimmie ] +5 for closerange
[ 10:49:04 ] [ @Grimmie ] They're 3m away from us
[ 10:49:12 ] [ +Joose ] wait, so what are all the modifiers, total?
[ 10:49:23 ] [ +DogPants ] From him, +3 total
[ 10:49:24 ] [ +deject ] -2 sprinting, +5 close range
[ 10:49:25 ] [ @Grimmie ] -2 sprint, +5 closerange
[ 10:49:27 ] [ @Grimmie ] Yes
[ 10:49:31 ] [ +Joose ] cos if its +5, I think i just hit him with a roll of 3
[ 10:49:41 ] [ +Joose ] 3+5+10, kablam
[ 10:49:53 ] [ +deject ] 11 is a hit man
[ 10:50:05 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] 8 + 7 pistol, minus 2 sprint, +5 close range = 18
[ 10:50:06 ] [ @Grimmie ] I like how dogpants hasn't even had chance to say what my shot did yet :D
[ 10:50:10 ] [ @Grimmie ] The wonders of IRC
[ 10:50:42 ] [ +deject ] maybe he dropped his laptop in the bowl
[ 10:50:48 ] [ @Grimmie ] Ewww
[ 10:51:19 ] [ +DogPants ] Fucking hel Joose, complicate much? What's your pistol skil?
[ 10:52:07 ] [ +Joose ] pistol? im shooting a rifle
[ 10:52:23 ] [ +DogPants ] Wait, I'm getting people confused now. My bad
[ 10:52:30 ] [ +Joose ] I suppose it looks a bit like a pistol in my hands, but hey
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[ 10:52:50 ] [ @Grimmie ] Hmm
[ 10:52:56 ] [ +DogPants ] Laptopgotiem
[ 10:52:59 ] [ +Joose ] pfft
[ 10:53:04 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] XD
[ 10:53:14 ] [ +deject ] hahaha
[ 10:53:16 ] [ +DogPants ] Just for the next emergency
[ 10:53:45 ] [ +DogPants ] Right, lets untangle this. Grimmie hit with 2 rounds?
[ 10:53:58 ] [ +deject ] I'm almost curious enough to let one hit me just to see how much damage those do
[ 10:53:58 ] [ @Grimmie ] Yes, just a torso shot. Got a 20 altogether.
[ 10:54:03 ] [ +deject ] not enough though
[ 10:54:11 ] [ +DogPants ] 12mm std?
[ 10:54:14 ] [ @Grimmie ] Deej, we were told their claws tear through solid rock
[ 10:54:16 ] [ +DogPants ] 12.7
[ 10:54:17 ] [ @Grimmie ] Lemme check my sheet
[ 10:54:30 ] [ +DogPants ] MAL AR?
[ 10:54:36 ] [ +deject ] that's why I'm not curious enough
[ 10:54:42 ] [ +deject ] yeah the mancannon
[ 10:54:43 ] [ @Grimmie ] 12.7, yes. 9pen, 13dmg, 3ad
[ 10:54:51 ] [ +deject ] OUCH
[ 10:55:01 ] [ +DogPants ] It falls over
[ 10:55:07 ] [ @Grimmie ] YUUSSSSS
[ 10:55:08 ] [ +Joose ] hahah
[ 10:55:24 ] [ @Grimmie ] Grimmie's face bursts with elation.
[ 10:55:33 ] [ +DogPants ] That's next phase
[ 10:55:42 ] [ +deject ] and not from the xenomorph behind him
[ 10:55:48 ] [ +deject ] :o
[ 10:56:19 ] [ +Joose ] haha
[ 10:56:19 ] [ +DogPants ] So the others firing on 4 pump rounds into a dead Stormer
[ 10:56:31 ] [ +deject ] do I have to fire?
[ 10:56:36 ] [ +Joose ] extradead
[ 10:56:48 ] [ +deject ] oh wait, spindle and joose
[ 10:57:23 ] [ +Joose ] 5 then?
[ 10:57:38 ] [ +DogPants ] On 5 the next one leaps its dead mate. Leaps far enough to land on whoever has point. Who wants point?
[ 10:58:08 ] [ +deject ] I volunteer Kt'ee
[ 10:58:12 ] [ +deject ] ktrr
[ 10:58:28 ] [ +Joose ] Can if you want. Least likely to get dead.
[ 10:58:28 ] [ +deject ] :D
[ 10:58:46 ] [ +deject ] you trust me to hit it with some 10g shot?
[ 10:58:51 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] should i do another dex check to hit one of the guys still alive?
[ 10:59:05 ] [ +DogPants ] I would say in order for you all to be practically firing downthe corridor, Kt'rr would have to be stood behind but in the middle, with the rest of you shooting round the corners
[ 10:59:05 ] [ +deject ] or does it look like I could kick it off him?
[ 10:59:41 ] [ +DogPants ] Well you could kick it, maybe not off him. There's a fourth too though you can shoot at
[ 10:59:53 ] [ +DogPants ] But melee goes before ranged I think
[ 11:00:32 ] [ +Joose ] Can I try to melee it?
[ 11:00:40 ] [ +DogPants ] If you like
[ 11:00:40 ] [ +deject ] how about grimmie fires at #4, spindle and I shoot at this one, and Kt'rr does the best he can to fight it?
[ 11:00:48 ] [ +Joose ] I know im unskilled, but it cant hurt to try
[ 11:00:54 ] [ @Grimmie ] Sure
[ 11:00:55 ] [ +deject ] well hang on
[ 11:01:00 ] [ +deject ] I have martial arts skill
[ 11:01:10 ] [ +deject ] I could do better in melee
[ 11:01:24 ] [ +deject ] how good is your armor joose?
[ 11:01:30 ] [ +Joose ] well yeah, but i thought it was on me?
[ 11:01:34 ] [ @Grimmie ] Haha
[ 11:01:41 ] [ @Grimmie ] Deject is now the other guy

[ 11:01:44 ] [ +Joose ] Its awesome. Im not wearing it.
[ 11:01:54 ] [ +deject ] oh shit that's right
[ 11:01:54 ] [ @Grimmie ] Hahah, I'm the only one in armour aren't I?
[ 11:02:14 ] [ +deject ] well, how about I try some kung fu to get it off Kt'rr?
[ 11:02:18 ] [ @Grimmie ] Good foresight there, Grimbola
[ 11:02:24 ] [ +Joose ] give it a shot
[ 11:02:37 ] [ +DogPants ] `roll 2D10+7
[ 11:02:37 ] [ @GameServ ] DogPants rolled 2d10: 3 5 <Total>
[ 11:02:49 ] [ @Grimmie ] Ooooh, you can do mods. Awesome
[ 11:02:59 ] [ +deject ] `roll 2d10+6
[ 11:03:00 ] [ @GameServ ] deject rolled 2d10: 1 3 <Total>
[ 11:03:03 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] eep
[ 11:03:05 ] [ +deject ] bah failure
[ 11:03:09 ] [ +deject ] sorry man
[ 11:03:16 ] [ +DogPants ] 6 damage to Kt'rr's chest
[ 11:03:29 ] [ +Joose ] oh hey, I do have unarmed!
[ 11:03:39 ] [ +deject ] fend it off!
[ 11:03:42 ] [ +Joose ] can I not try to defend or anything?
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[ 11:04:00 ] [ +DogPants ] You can use your unarmed to try to parry it
[ 11:04:08 ] [ @Grimmie ] Your laptop fell into the loo
[ 11:04:10 ] [ +Joose ] I shall do so
[ 11:04:12 ] [ +DogPants ] Laptop shut down yo update
[ 11:04:16 ] [ +DogPants ] *to
[ 11:04:20 ] [ +Joose ] `roll 2d10+3
[ 11:04:20 ] [ @GameServ ] Joose rolled 2d10: 5 3 <Total>
[ 11:04:27 ] [ +Joose ] :/
[ 11:04:30 ] [ +DogPants ] You just subtract 3 from its roll
[ 11:04:36 ] [ +DogPants ] So it still hits
[ 11:04:42 ] [ +Joose ] oh, right
[ 11:05:04 ] [ +DogPants ] And a wound. And make a PHYS -4 roll to stay on your feet
[ 11:05:51 ] [ +Joose ] phys is 13, so...
[ 11:06:07 ] [ +Joose ] `roll 2d10+9
[ 11:06:08 ] [ @GameServ ] Joose rolled 2d10: 1 1 <Total>
[ 11:06:14 ] [ +Joose ] Fuuuuuu
[ 11:06:18 ] [ +deject ]

[ 11:06:18 ] [ +DogPants ] -1 for your wound
[ 11:06:45 ] [ +DogPants ] Kt'rr is smashed into the wall behind him by the horse of the thing hitting him
[ 11:06:54 ] [ +DogPants ] It hangs onto him
[ 11:07:12 ] [ +deject ] I will try my best to get it off you!
[ 11:07:15 ] [ +Joose ] "RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA"
[ 11:07:34 ] [ +deject ] grimmie and spindle?
[ 11:07:42 ] [ +DogPants ] You can either make a STR check to pull it off (ppft), or kill it
[ 11:07:47 ] [ @Grimmie ] Aiming at dude number 4 on phase 5.
[ 11:07:53 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] same
[ 11:07:56 ] [ @Grimmie ] Need a dexcheck?
[ 11:08:04 ] [ +deject ] this was 4 no?
[ 11:08:08 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] and that? do i need to do another dex
[ 11:08:15 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] that was 5 was it not?
[ 11:08:26 ] [ @Grimmie ] Oh, dunno
[ 11:08:38 ] [ +deject ] oh yeah it's 5
[ 11:08:43 ] [ +deject ] next round then?
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[ 11:09:26 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] i havent done anything on round 5 though have i?
[ 11:09:29 ] [ +DogPants ] This is 5. People can still act though, bringing to bear and/or aiming, or kicking Joose's mate in the bum
[ 11:09:36 ] [ +deject ] aim?
[ 11:09:48 ] [ @Grimmie ] See my response up thar ^
[ 11:09:59 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] can i not just do a dex check again and shoot on 5?
[ 11:10:00 ] [ +deject ] I already failed to do that on 5, I will try again on round 2, phase 1
[ 11:10:38 ] [ +DogPants ] Your target's dead you need to re-aim Tezz
[ 11:10:52 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] boo-urns
[ 11:11:03 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] reaim at dood at the back
[ 11:11:08 ] [ +Joose ] phase 1 I shall nut the fucker thats hugging me
[ 11:11:12 ] [ +DogPants ] 1? Gribbly #4 leaps, gribbly #3 starts raking Kt'rr's chest
[ 11:11:26 ] [ +Joose ] `roll 2d10+3
[ 11:11:26 ] [ @GameServ ] Joose rolled 2d10: 8 6 <Total>
[ 11:11:32 ] [ +DogPants ] `roll 1d3
[ 11:11:33 ] [ @GameServ ] DogPants rolled 1d3: 1 <Total>
[ 11:11:43 ] [ +DogPants ] Grimmie! Come on down!
[ 11:11:53 ] [ +deject ] martial arts!
[ 11:11:58 ] [ +deject ] `roll 2d10+6
[ 11:11:58 ] [ @GameServ ] deject rolled 2d10: 7 9 <Total>
[ 11:12:03 ] [ +deject ] woo
[ 11:12:18 ] [ +deject ] I'm mostly getting it off joose
[ 11:12:22 ] [ @Grimmie ] I'll roll when the mele stuff's done
[ 11:12:31 ] [ +Joose ] kick it in the man veg!
[ 11:12:38 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] yeah try and space it out to avoid confusion
[ 11:12:41 ] [ +DogPants ] That's a hit. It's not taking any evasive action as it's busy clawing Kt'rr's chest open
[ 11:12:46 ] [ @Grimmie ] Not sure stormers have manveg
[ 11:13:03 ] [ +deject ] most likely don't
[ 11:13:17 ] [ @Grimmie ] Blamming bertha at dude 4..
[ 11:13:21 ] [ @Grimmie ] `roll 2d10
[ 11:13:21 ] [ @GameServ ] Grimmie rolled 2d10: 10 7 <Total>
[ 11:13:35 ] [ +Joose ] uh, hang on, what happened with my hit?
[ 11:13:37 ] [ @Grimmie ] 17+10 = 27 +3 = 30
[ 11:13:39 ] [ +deject ] and mine
[ 11:13:41 ] [ @Grimmie ] Oh, sorry.
[ 11:13:49 ] [ @Grimmie ] I think I hit him though
[ 11:13:56 ] [ +deject ] possibly
[ 11:13:58 ] [ +DogPants ] Things coming in too fast, I'm missing stuff. Melee first please
[ 11:14:03 ] [ @Grimmie ] Sorries
[ 11:14:26 ] [ +Joose ] I hit him for 17, then deej hit it for 22
[ 11:14:28 ] [ +deject ] am attempting a kung foo move to get it off Kt'rr
[ 11:14:30 ] [ +DogPants ] Joose and Deject hit, what's your respective damages?
[ 11:14:52 ] [ +deject ] erm, I have a damage bonus of 2
[ 11:15:11 ] [ +deject ] I always wear my mutilator though, does that count?
[ 11:15:24 ] [ +DogPants ] You can use that if you like. Might be wise
[ 11:15:36 ] [ +deject ] yeah I'll do that
[ 11:15:37 ] [ +DogPants ] have a mutilator hat Joose?
[ 11:15:47 ] [ +Joose ] I only have my hands, and I dont know my damage, its not on my char sheet
[ 11:16:11 ] [ +DogPants ] 4
[ 11:16:19 ] [ +Joose ] actually, do shaktar have claws?
[ 11:16:41 ] [ +DogPants ] Think so, but I don't know if they do extra damage. I know stormer claws do
[ 11:16:57 ] [ +Joose ] ah well
[ 11:17:13 ] [ +DogPants ] I'd check but I feel like I'm giving birth...
[ 11:17:22 ] [ @Grimmie ] Poo baby!
[ 11:17:41 ] [ +Joose ] puush! puuuuuuuuuush!
[ 11:17:45 ] [ @Grimmie ] Practice your breathing!
[ 11:18:03 ] [ +PooPants ] Oof
[ 11:18:11 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] try and remember you're on a calm beach
[ 11:18:17 ] [ +deject ] the shaktar claws have 1 PEN
[ 11:18:28 ] [ +PooPants ] I hope that didn't wake up Mrs Pants
[ 11:18:33 ] [ +deject ] no damage bonus
[ 11:18:46 ] [ +PooPants ] They're not armoured so it doesn't matter
[ 11:18:51 ] [ +deject ] pg. 124 of the rulebook
[ 11:18:57 ] [ +Joose ] so 4 then
[ 11:19:16 ] [ +deject ] so together that's 11 damage on it then?
[ 11:19:26 ] [ +PooPants ] Looks like it hurt it a bit
[ 11:19:38 ] [ +PooPants ] With 11 total it hurt it a lot
[ 11:19:54 ] [ +deject ] I did 5 + my damage bonus of 2
[ 11:19:59 ] [ @Grimmie ] I thought that said "They're not aroused, so it doesnt matter"
[ 11:20:03 ] [ @Grimmie ] I should hope not
[ 11:20:24 ] [ +deject ] do some full parry next time joose
[ 11:20:44 ] [ +PooPants ] Ah yes, their turns
[ 11:20:49 ] [ +PooPants ] Joose;
[ 11:21:01 ] [ +PooPants ] `roll 1d4+6
[ 11:21:01 ] [ @GameServ ] PooPants rolled 1d4: 4 <Total>
[ 11:21:07 ] [ +PooPants ] Pfft, misses
[ 11:21:13 ] [ +deject ] 1d4?
[ 11:21:21 ] [ +PooPants ] Oops
[ 11:21:28 ] [ +PooPants ] You should have kept quiet
[ 11:21:31 ] [ +deject ]

[ 11:21:37 ] [ +Joose ] doubleonedoubleonedoubleone
[ 11:21:37 ] [ +PooPants ] 'roll 1d10+6
[ 11:21:54 ] [ +PooPants ] 'roll 1d10+6
[ 11:21:56 ] [ +deject ] NO ROLL
[ 11:21:59 ] [ +deject ] IT FAILS
[ 11:22:00 ] [ @Grimmie ] Hahahahaha
[ 11:22:04 ] [ @Grimmie ] The dice explodes
[ 11:22:04 ] [ +deject ] :D
[ 11:22:06 ] [ +PooPants ] Odd
[ 11:22:07 ] [ +Joose ] miss! yay!
[ 11:22:14 ] [ +Joose ] you are using ' not `
[ 11:22:16 ] [ @Grimmie ] Wrong key
[ 11:22:16 ] [ @Grimmie ] Yeah
[ 11:22:20 ] [ +PooPants ] `roll 1d10+6
[ 11:22:20 ] [ @GameServ ] PooPants rolled 1d10: 3 <Total>
[ 11:22:28 ] [ +deject ] phew
[ 11:22:30 ] [ +PooPants ] :eyeroll:
[ 11:22:40 ] [ +Joose ] also, 2d, not 1d :/
[ 11:22:49 ] [ +deject ] heh
[ 11:22:55 ] [ +PooPants ] Gaah. Concentration affected by prolapse
[ 11:23:03 ] [ @Grimmie ] Niiiiiiiiice
[ 11:23:06 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] how many sides does an eyeroll have?
[ 11:23:08 ] [ +Joose ] I should have left that
[ 11:23:13 ] [ +deject ] yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah
[ 11:23:18 ] [ +PooPants ] `roll 2d10+6
[ 11:23:18 ] [ @GameServ ] PooPants rolled 2d10: 9 7 <Total>
[ 11:23:23 ] [ +PooPants ] Oops
[ 11:23:23 ] [ +deject ] oh shit
[ 11:23:24 ] [ +Joose ] fuck
[ 11:23:29 ] [ +PooPants ] 8 damage
[ 11:23:35 ] [ @Grimmie ] Fuuuuuck
[ 11:23:45 ] [ +deject ] um
[ 11:23:52 ] [ +deject ] how much total HP do you have?
[ 11:23:58 ] [ @Grimmie ] Hm
[ 11:24:03 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] 8?
[ 11:24:03 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] lol
[ 11:24:05 ] [ +Joose ] total? 28
[ 11:24:15 ] [ +deject ] oh, that's not quite so bad
[ 11:24:16 ] [ +PooPants ] He should be okay still
[ 11:24:17 ] [ +Joose ] no, 26
[ 11:24:20 ] [ +Joose ] cant read
[ 11:24:25 ] [ +PooPants ] 14 damage taken
[ 11:24:28 ] [ @Grimmie ] Haha, massive beefy sinewey stormer.
[ 11:24:34 ] [ +deject ] I think we can kill it this time and I have some KS+ and paramedic skills
[ 11:24:38 ] [ +Joose ] stormer?
[ 11:24:39 ] [ +deject ] shaktar
[ 11:24:44 ] [ +Joose ] yes
[ 11:24:45 ] [ +PooPants ] Still doing fine. Another wound though
[ 11:24:52 ] [ +Joose ]

[ 11:24:58 ] [ +PooPants ] And contestant number 2...
[ 11:25:04 ] [ +PooPants ] `roll 2d10+7
[ 11:25:05 ] [ @GameServ ] PooPants rolled 2d10: 6 9 <Total>
[ 11:25:12 ] [ +Joose ] :o
[ 11:25:14 ] [ +PooPants ] Hey, consistant
[ 11:25:19 ] [ @Grimmie ] I rolled 30 to hit him up there ^
[ 11:25:27 ] [ +deject ] dirk will need to patch you up but KS+ gives you 4HP and 2 wounds
[ 11:25:34 ] [ +PooPants ] That one hit Grimmie though
[ 11:25:38 ] [ @Grimmie ] Ow
[ 11:25:40 ] [ +deject ] melee goes first
[ 11:25:49 ] [ +PooPants ] 8 DAM, 4 PEN, 3 AD
[ 11:25:57 ] [ +deject ] that's not bad
[ 11:25:58 ] [ +Joose ] ouch
[ 11:26:01 ] [ +PooPants ] And a PHYS roll -4
[ 11:26:05 ] [ @Grimmie ] Um, how do I work that out again? I am bad with numbers
[ 11:26:11 ] [ @Grimmie ] And I'm wearing my armour still.
[ 11:26:12 ] [ +PooPants ] What's your PV?
[ 11:26:15 ] [ +deject ] how much PV do you have
[ 11:26:16 ] [ +Joose ] im kinda glad im not wearind my armour. This would be costly.
[ 11:26:20 ] [ @Grimmie ] 8
[ 11:26:25 ] [ +PooPants ] 4 damage
[ 11:26:31 ] [ +deject ] reduces that to 4 dmg
[ 11:26:33 ] [ @Grimmie ] And 3ad?
[ 11:26:42 ] [ +PooPants ] comes off your armour's ID
[ 11:26:43 ] [ +deject ] chest ID is -3
[ 11:26:54 ] [ @Grimmie ] Cool,
[ 11:27:05 ] [ +PooPants ] Shooting can go now
[ 11:27:09 ] [ @Grimmie ] I like armour
[ 11:27:21 ] [ @Grimmie ] Rolled my 30 for two massive bullety shaped things
[ 11:27:34 ] [ +deject ] he did roll a massive number
[ 11:27:39 ] [ +PooPants ] Your +5 for point blank is now -3 for melee
[ 11:27:49 ] [ @Grimmie ] Oh
[ 11:27:53 ] [ @Grimmie ] Let me think then
[ 11:27:55 ] [ +PooPants ] But that's still a 22
[ 11:28:00 ] [ +deject ] wait I just remembered, I got a 22 on my roll, so that would add another 2 dmg on the one attacking joose no?
[ 11:28:10 ] [ +PooPants ] Yep
[ 11:28:10 ] [ @Grimmie ] 17+10-3
[ 11:28:17 ] [ @Grimmie ] So 24
[ 11:28:20 ] [ +deject ] so we did 13 to that one
[ 11:28:29 ] [ +PooPants ] It expires. On top of you
[ 11:28:35 ] [ +deject ] haha
[ 11:28:35 ] [ @Grimmie ] Yay
[ 11:28:47 ] [ +deject ] well then can I just attack the last one again?
[ 11:28:51 ] [ +PooPants ] Last one then. 2?
[ 11:28:55 ] [ +deject ] Mutilator to the face!
[ 11:29:02 ] [ +deject ] `roll 2d10+6
[ 11:29:02 ] [ @GameServ ] deject rolled 2d10: 9 4 <Total>
[ 11:29:07 ] [ +deject ] woo
[ 11:29:11 ] [ +deject ] another 7 dmg to it
[ 11:29:36 ] [ +PooPants ] It's looking pretty badly hurt now, but it's still raking away
[ 11:29:47 ] [ +deject ] kill it hard joose!
[ 11:30:01 ] [ +Joose ] im going to smack it again
[ 11:30:13 ] [ +Joose ] `roll 2d10+3
[ 11:30:13 ] [ @GameServ ] Joose rolled 2d10: 7 4 <Total>
[ 11:30:21 ] [ +Joose ] a hit!
[ 11:30:36 ] [ +PooPants ] Another 4 damage? It collapses with a whimper
[ 11:30:40 ] [ +deject ] that's a total of 24 dmg to it then
[ 11:30:46 ] [ +Joose ] all dead?
[ 11:30:51 ] [ +PooPants ] Yep
[ 11:30:56 ] [ +deject ] done with bullet time?
[ 11:31:00 ] [ +PooPants ] Yep
[ 11:31:03 ] [ +Joose ] im going to hit the one that was on me again
[ 11:31:05 ] [ +Joose ] im going to hit the one that was on me again
[ 11:31:08 ] [ +Joose ] `roll 2d10+3
[ 11:31:09 ] [ @GameServ ] Joose rolled 2d10: 5 9 <Total>
[ 11:31:12 ] [ +deject ] I was going to if you hadn't
[ 11:31:12 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] are we still on one?
[ 11:31:24 ] [ +deject ] combat is over
[ 11:31:29 ] [ +PooPants ] We're out of bullet time now. They're beating up the corpses
[ 11:31:34 ] [ +Joose ] "GRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!"
[ 11:31:37 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] lol
[ 11:31:42 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] i thought there was 1 remaining
[ 11:31:46 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] oh well
[ 11:31:53 ] [ +PooPants ] Grimmie gave it a 12.7mm enema
[ 11:31:56 ] [ +deject ] I'll inject Kt'rr with a shot of Kick Start +
[ 11:31:56 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] ahh
[ 11:32:14 ] [ +deject ] also, a paramedic roll:
[ 11:32:15 ] [ +PooPants ] 4 hits 2 wounds is it?
[ 11:32:21 ] [ +deject ] `roll 2d10+3
[ 11:32:21 ] [ @GameServ ] deject rolled 2d10: 1 2 <Total>
[ 11:32:23 ] [ +deject ] yeah
[ 11:32:25 ] [ +deject ] hahaha
[ 11:32:30 ] [ +PooPants ] Yeah, he's fine
[ 11:32:34 ] [ +Joose ] pfft.
[ 11:32:34 ] [ +deject ] fail roll is fail
[ 11:32:58 ] [ +deject ] so you're only down 10 hp joose!
[ 11:33:06 ] [ +deject ] or will be when the drugs kick in
[ 11:33:07 ] [ +Joose ] ktrr nods in thanks to deej
[ 11:33:20 ] [ +Joose ] also, he stops hitting the corpse
[ 11:33:39 ] [ +deject ] "Those things were ferocious, I was almost worried for a second there."
[ 11:33:55 ] [ @Grimmie ] I LOVE BERTHA
[ 11:33:56 ] [ +Joose ] "I WOULD LIKE TO MEET THE ONE WHO RELEASED THEM, VERY MUCH"
[ 11:34:01 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] "i didn't hit a single god damn thing"
[ 11:34:28 ] [ +deject ] "Well, you didn't hit us, that is good."
[ 11:35:36 ] [ +deject ] "I'm going to continue looking for these guys. I think Kt'rr, you should go find Dirk and get healed up. Grimmie, you want to join me?"
[ 11:35:42 ] [ @Grimmie ] Aye aye
[ 11:35:45 ] [ @Grimmie ] "Aye aye"
[ 11:35:46 ] [ @Grimmie ] Also
[ 11:35:58 ] [ +deject ] brb
[ 11:36:16 ] [ +Joose ] "I'LL BE FINE"
[ 11:36:44 ] [ @Grimmie ] So did the alarm go off because the stormers were let loose? I'm guessing so
[ 11:36:49 ] [ +deject ] "Let's go then."
[ 11:36:53 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] "you are one tough SOB"
[ 11:36:55 ] [ @Grimmie ] We ought to find out where the scientist tits have disappeared to
[ 11:36:57 ] [ +deject ] and with that, it's now dinner time here
[ 11:37:18 ] [ +Joose ] Scientits
[ 11:37:31 ] [ +deject ] I guess you could auto-pilot me for an hour or so?
[ 11:37:32 ] [ @Grimmie ] Science tits!
[ 11:37:50 ] [ @Grimmie ] Cant imagine dogpants will be awake much past midnight
[ 11:38:04 ] [ +Joose ] im not going to be around for an hour or so myself
[ 11:38:13 ] [ +DogPants ] Maybe, but I think my tummy might keep me up
[ 11:38:19 ] [ +deject ] maybe just call it for now then?
[ 11:38:42 ] [ +Joose ] seems like it might be a good place for it
[ 11:38:59 ] [ +deject ] if not just auto-pilot me then, and put me in my armor, as the kit is handy for tracking down insolent fools.
[ 11:39:09 ] [ +deject ] anyways I go and eat now
[ 11:39:19 ] [ +DogPants ] Call it here if people are going
[ 11:39:20 ] [ @Grimmie ] I'll format this for the forums soon
[ 11:39:23 ] [ +Joose ] tata deej!
[ 11:39:31 ] [ +DogPants ] Cheers
[ 11:39:39 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] tatty byes
[ 11:39:40 ] [ +DogPants ] Tra Deej
[ 11:40:18 ] [ +Joose ] im going to bugger off too then, if thats it for the night
[ 11:40:25 ] [ @Grimmie ] Aye
[ 11:40:38 ] [ +DogPants ] Byee
[ 11:40:41 ] [ +DogPants ] Cheers guys
[ 11:40:42 ] [ @Grimmie ] Tatties!
[ 11:40:51 ] [ +Joose ] tatata!
[ 11:41:00 ] [ +Spindle_Winston ] bebe!

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 21st, 2010, 15:24

Glad all the bits about me sitting on the crapper with my laptop are there.

Post by **Grimmie** » March 21st, 2010, 15:28

Did think about removing the rubbish, but thought that 5punkers would appreciate full logs!

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » March 21st, 2010, 15:45

[ @Grimmie ] If we dont rectify this before 11pm Bali's going to storm in and kill everyone in a drunken rage

I was literally one moment late to do that

Post by **TezzRexx** » March 21st, 2010, 16:53

Grimmie wrote: Did think about removing the rubbish, but thought that 5punkers would appreciate full logs!

literally