SLA Industries - Tower Offence

For games played by men (and women) with beards, such as tabletop RPGs.

Moderator: Forum Moderators

Dog Pants
Site Moderator
Site Moderator
Posts: 21653
Joined: April 29th, 2005, 13:39
Location: Surrey, UK
Contact:

Post by Dog Pants »

Kill them? They're playing Monopoly.
Baliame
Tremors Worm
Tremors Worm
Posts: 3491
Joined: October 13th, 2007, 23:43
Location: Hungary

Post by Baliame »

Wait what?
deject
Berk
Berk
Posts: 10353
Joined: December 7th, 2004, 17:02
Location: Oklahoma City, OK, USA
Contact:

Post by deject »

Wedge something in the doors of the elevators so the doors won't close then let's go.

I'll grab a nearby chair and do just that.
Joose
Turret
Turret
Posts: 8090
Joined: October 13th, 2004, 14:13
Location: The house of Un-Earthly horrors

Post by Joose »

deject wrote:Wedge something in the doors of the elevators so the doors won't close then let's go.
Good plan that man.

Is there more than one route up? If there is, I (and I would suggest anyone else lacking in stealthy skills also) will take the one deject isnt. I'll make it extra non-stealthy, and time it so i'll get up there after deject. Hopefully it'll distract them.

If there isnt an alternative route, ill just follow deject.
Roman Totale
Robotic Bumlord
Robotic Bumlord
Posts: 8475
Joined: October 24th, 2004, 0:27
Location: Manchester, UK

Post by Roman Totale »

Dog Pants wrote:Kill them? They're playing Monopoly.
What if a fight breaks out about who gets to be the sports car?



I always preferred the top hat, personally.
deject
Berk
Berk
Posts: 10353
Joined: December 7th, 2004, 17:02
Location: Oklahoma City, OK, USA
Contact:

Post by deject »

Roman Totale wrote:I always preferred the top hat, personally.
Hell yeah.

I hate Monopoly though.
Joose
Turret
Turret
Posts: 8090
Joined: October 13th, 2004, 14:13
Location: The house of Un-Earthly horrors

Post by Joose »

so...
Dog Pants
Site Moderator
Site Moderator
Posts: 21653
Joined: April 29th, 2005, 13:39
Location: Surrey, UK
Contact:

Post by Dog Pants »

Doors are still open. The elevators are playing "The Gonk". You've been stood in there for a little while now.
Joose
Turret
Turret
Posts: 8090
Joined: October 13th, 2004, 14:13
Location: The house of Un-Earthly horrors

Post by Joose »

Dog Pants wrote:Doors are still open. The elevators are playing "The Gonk". You've been stood in there for a little while now.
Actually, deject has wedged the lift doors and headed off, and I have either followed him or gone a different route (if there is one) :)
Dog Pants
Site Moderator
Site Moderator
Posts: 21653
Joined: April 29th, 2005, 13:39
Location: Surrey, UK
Contact:

Post by Dog Pants »

I don't know who's going where. There's two elevators with you lot in, two elevators that don't, and some stairs.
Grimmie
Master of Soviet Propaganda
Master of Soviet Propaganda
Posts: 7672
Joined: February 5th, 2005, 19:00
Location: Birming-humm, England
Contact:

Post by Grimmie »

(Alpha) Kt'rr, Brainrot, and Deject in one below boardroom.
(Beta) Grimmie, Dirk, Eraser, and Spindle in one three levels further down.

Both teams wedging their elevators open with furniature and heading to the stairwell to ascend to the boardroom.

Beta will be clearing the three floors below Alpha just in case there are nasties lurking around, though we have no reason to suspect there are, from the reports of captured goons.

One imagines Alpha will wait for Beta to catch up before storming the board room.

Kt'rr has volunteered to act as a distraction if there's more than one way up, with deject going on ahead in stealth.

That's what is happening, as far as I can see.
Joose
Turret
Turret
Posts: 8090
Joined: October 13th, 2004, 14:13
Location: The house of Un-Earthly horrors

Post by Joose »

:above: What grimmie said.

If there's only one stairwell, or the stairs are so close as to make no difference, then I suggest Deej and anyone else with stealth skills heads in first, to see how far we can get safely. Then, when we have a better idea of what's going on, us heavies can run in and we can all shoot anyone who isn't wearing a suit.
Dog Pants
Site Moderator
Site Moderator
Posts: 21653
Joined: April 29th, 2005, 13:39
Location: Surrey, UK
Contact:

Post by Dog Pants »

Okay, lets get this show on the road, it's taken far too long as it is.

There's only one stairwell, but the sneaky types reach 249 where the others are with no trouble. The floors below are large open offices - the CEO and deputy CEOs.

Some people make a detect roll please.
Grimmie
Master of Soviet Propaganda
Master of Soviet Propaganda
Posts: 7672
Joined: February 5th, 2005, 19:00
Location: Birming-humm, England
Contact:

Post by Grimmie »

I'm a people!

Detect: 5,10 +5 = 20

:w00t: Yesss!
The Shutting Downs
Ninja Pirate
Ninja Pirate
Posts: 1520
Joined: December 3rd, 2008, 21:36
Location: Derby

Post by The Shutting Downs »

Detect - 5,2,+4 = 11
Dog Pants
Site Moderator
Site Moderator
Posts: 21653
Joined: April 29th, 2005, 13:39
Location: Surrey, UK
Contact:

Post by Dog Pants »

Hmm, in fact make a DIA roll too to realise the significance. Can't make it too easy.
Roman Totale
Robotic Bumlord
Robotic Bumlord
Posts: 8475
Joined: October 24th, 2004, 0:27
Location: Manchester, UK

Post by Roman Totale »

Fook, can't find my char sheets.
Dog Pants
Site Moderator
Site Moderator
Posts: 21653
Joined: April 29th, 2005, 13:39
Location: Surrey, UK
Contact:

Post by Dog Pants »

You have Detect 8 and Diagnose 10.
Grimmie
Master of Soviet Propaganda
Master of Soviet Propaganda
Posts: 7672
Joined: February 5th, 2005, 19:00
Location: Birming-humm, England
Contact:

Post by Grimmie »

I seem to be the brainy one today.

Diagnose
8,4 +7 = 19
Joose
Turret
Turret
Posts: 8090
Joined: October 13th, 2004, 14:13
Location: The house of Un-Earthly horrors

Post by Joose »

Detect: 5,4,+4 = 13. pah
Diagnose (though I doubt theres much point): 5,5,+6 = 16. Double pah.
Post Reply