4d scrooling wheels

Fred Woogle · Post by **Fred Woogle** » November 7th, 2005, 1:45

suck majorly aloty

Stoat · Post by **Stoat** » November 7th, 2005, 2:05

I thought the fourth dimention was time?
Now that would be a handy device.

wyrd · Post by **wyrd** » November 7th, 2005, 8:25

not if you end up killing your grandfather

Post by **Dog Pants** » November 7th, 2005, 8:39

Or sleeping with your grandmother

/Futurama

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » November 7th, 2005, 9:45

Dog Pants wrote: /Futurama

You're just covering your tracks

Post by **Grimmie** » November 7th, 2005, 11:14

I assume they're the ones that go side to side, too?
I've got one, they're not too bad. Nice for when you're zoomed in on a picture in an image editor.

cashy · Post by **cashy** » November 7th, 2005, 18:39

Grimmie wrote:I assume they're the ones that go side to side, too?
I've got one, they're not too bad. Nice for when you're zoomed in on porn and you only have one hand free.

Post by **Grimmie** » November 7th, 2005, 18:48

Pfffttt.

pixie pie · Post by **pixie pie** » November 7th, 2005, 19:28

cashy wrote:
Grimmie wrote:I assume they're the ones that go side to side, too?
I've got one, they're not too bad. Nice for when you're zoomed in on porn and you only have one hand free.

This

Post by **Roman Totale** » November 7th, 2005, 19:35

The Time Travel Wanking Game

You are Colin, a 45 year old accountant who has lost all of his virility. Using a magical mouse that controls the 4th dimension of time, travel back into your adolesance sucking back up all those wasted spluffs from tattered Kleenex.

Be warned! As you travel back in time your virile power increases - but so do your hormone levels! Will you keep your level headed accountants approach to the world, or will you turn into a moody sulking teenager?

Test your wrist reflexes with the new phenomenon from EA Games!

Wiggy · Post by **Wiggy** » November 7th, 2005, 19:43

Roman_Totale wrote:Test your wrist reflexes with the new phenomenon from EA Games!

Therefore, EA Games = Wank!!!!

Damn you're good

Post by **FatherJack** » November 7th, 2005, 21:01

Roman_Totale wrote:The Time Travel Wanking Game

You are Colin, a 45 year old accountant who has lost all of his virility. Using a magical mouse that controls the 4th dimension of time, travel back into your adolesance sucking back up all those wasted spluffs from tattered Kleenex.

Be warned! As you travel back in time your virile power increases - but so do your hormone levels! Will you keep your level headed accountants approach to the world, or will you turn into a moody sulking teenager?

Test your wrist reflexes with the new phenomenon from EA Games!

That sounds eerily like a ZX81 adventure game. They always starred 45-year-old accountants called Colin.

Post by **Joose** » November 7th, 2005, 23:59

FatherJack wrote: That sounds eerily like a ZX81 adventure game. They always starred 45-year-old accountants called Colin.

They were probably all written by 45-year-old accountants called Colin.