SLA Industries - Tower Offence

Post by **Joose** » November 11th, 2009, 21:05

Im going to open the lift doors. With the warbastard ready to fire, just in case.

Post by **Dog Pants** » November 11th, 2009, 21:14

Baliame wrote:Brainrot employs a voice which somewhat resembles Ryan Stiles speaking with a northern accent.

Then he misplaces the phone quietly and returns to the team.

The doors open. There's nothing in it.

Post by **Joose** » November 11th, 2009, 21:37

Kt'rr wrote:Hrmph. Strange. Let us continue onwards, the longer we spend here the closer the captive humans get to dishonourable deaths.

Post by **deject** » November 11th, 2009, 22:14

Dog Pants wrote:There's one closest to the elevator that you're stood next to, which is the one that moved. Is that what you meant originally?

I honestly don't know, but that sounds good.

Post by **Grimmie** » November 16th, 2009, 12:50

Aaagghh. Slow slow slow.
Grimmie prances into the centre of the room and points with both hands at the stairwell.

Grimmie wrote:Shall we continue then, ladies?
One of you wanna hop in that elevator if you're feelin' brave?

Post by **Joose** » November 16th, 2009, 17:22

I...thought I had already said that....

Post by **Dog Pants** » November 16th, 2009, 17:57

Don't worry, while you've been fannying about I've put three Thresher assault teams in position.

Did I say Thresher? I meant DarkNight.

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » November 16th, 2009, 18:01

Post by **deject** » November 16th, 2009, 18:17

Dog Pants wrote:Don't worry, while you've been fannying about I've put three Thresher assault teams in position.

Did I say Thresher? I meant DarkNight.

I wasn't fannying about, I was going to check the "offices."

Post by **Roman Totale** » November 16th, 2009, 18:49

Dirk wrote:The elevators give me a bad feeling. In fact, the whole thing gives me a bad feeling. Can't explain it, but I've got a suspicion there is more to this than the freeing of political prisoners.

Has anyone with access to the blueprints of the building managed to work out if there is an emergency escape route from the boardroom? And does anyone know what it is they do in this building?

Ooh, I've just had an idea too - I can place one of my mini cameras and microphones in the lift and send it up to random levels. They're small enough to not be seen without careful examination, and it should give us a heads up on any traps.

Post by **Dog Pants** » November 16th, 2009, 19:05

Deject: The offices are pretty cluttered, but nothing out of the ordinary strikes you.

Roman: To save a bit of time I'll answer on their behalf;

The only escape routes from the boardroom, as far as you know, are the elevators and stairs. The stairs being the fire exit, fireproofed and hardened to survive the rest of the building being in flames. Not uncommon in Mort (although not a great solution either). It's feasible that people in the boardroom could be lifted out through the glass ceiling. The building is the admin HQ for Hijoule Motors, a manufacturer of performance cars. There's two of them in the lobby. They're expensive.

Post by **deject** » November 16th, 2009, 19:07

I don't suppose a computer use roll will get any more info on that would it? Also, how would I get access to the glass roof area? Could I go to the floor above and get in from above?

Send up the mini-cam and we can get a look.

Post by **Dog Pants** » November 16th, 2009, 20:14

The glass ceiling is the top floor, it's basically a goldfish tank sat on top. What kind of computer information are you after?

Post by **deject** » November 16th, 2009, 20:39

Access points for the boardroom. I'm going to go up to the floor above the boardroom and take a look.

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » November 16th, 2009, 20:42

Brainrot wrote:It would be a good idea though to somehow shut down the elevators once we're not using them, it would give them one less chance to escape.

Post by **Roman Totale** » November 16th, 2009, 21:33

Dirk wrote:OK, for now I'll stick the cameras etc in and set the lift to stop at random floors. I'll keep track of it on my overlay monocle.

Post by **Dog Pants** » November 16th, 2009, 22:32

deject wrote:Access points for the boardroom. I'm going to go up to the floor above the boardroom and take a look.

The boardroom is the top floor. Above that is a glass roof and then sky.

Roman: Care to choose some random floors? It's a lucky dip, and I've got them all planned out. If not I'll roll some tomorrow.

Post by **deject** » November 16th, 2009, 22:37

Then we'll make a game of COD42 out of it. TO THE ROOVES!

Post by **Grimmie** » November 16th, 2009, 22:42

Dog Pants wrote:Care to choose some random floors?

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Post by **Joose** » November 16th, 2009, 23:06

deject wrote:Then we'll make a game of COD42 out of it. TO THE ROOVES!

Im going to follow Deej up, keeping at least a floor below him, or however far his expert tracking skills recommend