Movie mini reviews

Post by **FatherJack** » September 11th, 2009, 2:12

I grabbed this from Asda this week, expecting not much, will have to give it a spin.

eRabbit · Post by **eRabbit** » September 11th, 2009, 2:22

buzzmong wrote: Definitely worth sinking 88 minutes into.

Very this, best film I've seen in a while to be honest... some of it had buzz and I in fits.

Post by **Dog Pants** » September 11th, 2009, 7:00

Sounds like it's right up my street.

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » September 11th, 2009, 9:53

It is indeed Pants.

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » September 11th, 2009, 13:07

Gamer

Michael Hall does some great parts, shooty parts are satisfying, there are occasionally dropped tits as well. The whole thing was as plotholey though as a Harry Potter movie, and sometimes there are just overwhelmingly unnecessary parts. Overall, not bad. 6.999999...998/10.

Sol · Post by **Sol** » September 12th, 2009, 11:34

Ultraviolet

...wut? Same 'look' of a dystopian future as mirrors edge, only with vampires and motorcycle that can drive on walls.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » September 12th, 2009, 14:01

ISTR the Ultraviolet TV series was about 8 million times better than the movie.

MORDETH LESTOK · Post by **MORDETH LESTOK** » September 12th, 2009, 15:47

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:ISTR the Ultraviolet TV series was about 8 million times better than the movie.

hmm...is all Hollywood/US TV British remakes ? sheesh You guys have all the substance and we have the eye candy...would be nice if they combined them...

Post by **Roman Totale** » September 12th, 2009, 19:24

The UK TV series of Ultraviolet was nothing like the film that was made. OK, it had vampires, but that was about the only similarity.

Sol · Post by **Sol** » September 13th, 2009, 16:26

Humm, might have to check some of that out.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » September 13th, 2009, 16:36

Roman Totale wrote:The UK TV series of Ultraviolet was nothing like the film that was made. OK, it had vampires, but that was about the only similarity.

You're right, I did some looking up, apparently unrelated, I'd heard otherwise at some point.

Still, the series is good and well seeded on TPB.

Sol · Post by **Sol** » September 13th, 2009, 21:11

In The Loop

Absolutely fucking excellent, well written and very funny. Watch.

Post by **Roman Totale** » September 13th, 2009, 23:09

Sol wrote:In The Loop

Absolutely fucking excellent, well written and very funny. Watch.

Is that on at the cinema yet? Saw a trailer a few months ago and it does look good.

Sol · Post by **Sol** » September 14th, 2009, 8:10

I rented it, I i suspect that it's been and gone. Might be

by now.

Post by **HereComesPete** » September 25th, 2009, 0:09

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:There are, and it's as good as it can be.

But if you watch it, you'll understand.

Just watched it, yes he does sound a bit scouse but I'm not that surprised given a lot of saath eefrikens do when angry. The one I work with does on occasion. It doesn't ruin it for me because I can separate the two easily. I can see how it would be annoying though.

I did think there was more thought in this than deej credited it with, the very fact that blacks and whites wanted them gone, that they were in the shanties that blacks currently inhabit, that the signs were apartheid signs but with alien instead of black written on etc etc etc.

Regardless of that I felt a dislike toward the casual 'prawn' thing that the main guy showed, ruining their initial escape with his selfish needs. One white man better than an entire race in his eyes. Then he woke up and stopped being a twat.

Hopefully a sequel with independence day ass whooping but of the company.

Big ass robot is good.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » October 1st, 2009, 14:36

Fast and furious (2009)

So very stupid, and extremely long for action trash.

Post by **Roman Totale** » October 1st, 2009, 15:07

Sol wrote:In The Loop

Absolutely fucking excellent, well written and very funny. Watch.

Very this.

It's going for quite cheap now in the shops (apparently we're living in a more optimistic political age now which is why it didn't get the reception it should have done).

Watch it now or I will ripp your leg off and stab you to death with your own shin bone.

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » October 4th, 2009, 7:49

Freddie got Fingered

This is the worst film I have ever seen. That is all I can say about this really.

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » October 4th, 2009, 8:31

So we're rating faaabulous porn movies now?

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » October 4th, 2009, 8:35

I've seen porn films that are more consistent than that.