Project Cockstar

Post by **HereComesPete** » April 10th, 2009, 14:44

I did wonder how you keep winning monies I thought it was actual lottery grants. I can't see lottery tickets for sale though.

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » April 10th, 2009, 14:55

Manager functions (briefcase symbol) -> Finance Sheet.

Just above the spreadsheet there will be the charity box and the lottery ticket box.

Post by **HereComesPete** » April 10th, 2009, 14:57

Yeah, I searcheded it and bought 5 tickets. Silly me thinking they cost a quid each like a normal lottery ticket and going 'I can buy five eh? That'll do!' and then noticing my money had dropped a fair bit.

Akiakaiu · Post by **Akiakaiu** » April 10th, 2009, 15:43

buzzmong wrote:
03:17 : well done! you have won £1,066,629 in the lottery!
Pffft, hahah, I'm a lucky fucker or no-one else is buying tickets.

I play, and lose..... so go with lucky.

Post by **fabyak** » April 15th, 2009, 9:44

Promotionsed!

I will now shortly be going bankrupt due to my new and very expensive solo artist

Post by **FatherJack** » April 15th, 2009, 21:13

Beware the special events (flashing eye in the top right toolbar)

Casiotone had a problem : Iva Tucker from Casiotone Casiotone is invited to take part in a public air guitar contest in Jekyll Park against champion guitarists The Flairsoyant and Shawnsinger. Fancy it?
you chose: Of course, I love air guitar!
In the final round, Iva Tucker is accidentally knocked to the floor while strumming along to April Lavatory and is knocked out. she wakes up to discover she's lost almost all their ability - and they didn't even win!

Down from 100% across four instruments to 10:1:1:10.

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » April 15th, 2009, 21:34

Ouch, last time I got an event I got a small increase in skills and the bassist of Aquafresh Debris got a leaky bottom.

Post by **HereComesPete** » April 15th, 2009, 21:47

I lost a band member who decided to become a thespian.

Akiakaiu · Post by **Akiakaiu** » April 16th, 2009, 3:59

Hmmm, wish I would have read this before I jumped into the "Quantum Leap" device thingy.... guess I'll find out tomorrow if it was good or not.

Post by **fabyak** » April 16th, 2009, 8:27

I got one of my bands to pose with a Jamie Oliver type for his book and got £250'000 so it's not all bad

Post by **FatherJack** » April 18th, 2009, 1:29

well done! you have won £6,602,571 in the lottery!

Post by **HereComesPete** » April 18th, 2009, 2:14

Fucks sake, my metal bands singer said christians were mentals and I supported him. So he's been disappeared by jesus lovers and I had to hire a new singer. Fucking christian motherfuckers!

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » April 20th, 2009, 7:15

03:19 : DISASTER!!! character Warren Fellowes from Browneye Defenders Browneye Defenders became so depressed that they committed suicide! You had to pay for the funeral, and it set you back £278

03:19 : DISASTER!!! character Theodora Sweeney from Browneye Defenders Browneye Defenders became so depressed that they committed suicide! You had to pay for the funeral, and it set you back £302

03:19 : DISASTER!!! character Rolanda Hayward from Browneye Defenders Browneye Defenders became so depressed that they committed suicide! You had to pay for the funeral, and it set you back £290

Grumpy gits.

Post by **fabyak** » April 20th, 2009, 9:06

Emo band?

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » April 20th, 2009, 10:37

Pop rock, I know why they decided to off themselves methinks, made them do a two week gig session where they had no attendance and lost money. Whoops.

Post by **fabyak** » April 23rd, 2009, 11:47

Kwincha have signed to a record label!

Post by **fabyak** » April 24th, 2009, 8:22

03:17 : well done! you have won £1,145,274 in the lottery!

Post by **HereComesPete** » April 25th, 2009, 18:47

Shitting buggery. Did an election song for a shit political party with my expensive solo guy who sings such classics as 'any closer to you and I would be in you' and 'dill dough' and the tart went and topped himself when they didn't get many votes.

So I hired a new guy who's really expensive.

I guess I should also move up the league before they horse me up but I haven't got round to it yet.

Post by **fabyak** » April 30th, 2009, 14:40

Olympics things wrote:You lose the match after a teammate's rebuttal is offside. Devastated you head back to the Project Rockstar village where all the contestants stay. Your coach wakes the team up in the middle of the night to inform you the other team was disqualified. Drug tests were positive for illegal cough medication. You win the gold and more importantly rake in the cash with numerous endorsements.

Post by **FatherJack** » April 30th, 2009, 14:47

DISASTER! While scouting out a graveyard as a possible location for FatherJackZ FatherJackZ 's new music video, you accidentally disturbed one of the graves, causing a phantom to rise up and haunt your band for all eternity!

Cheers, thanks.