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Nice to meet you Cutter. Dirk, Cutter, this is Eraser. Yeah let's go find Grim and Spindle.
deej on the comm wrote:Grimmie, Spindle this is deject, have you guys had any luck?
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Eraser wrote:You go find 'em, I'm gonna grab some more gear
would I be right in guessing there would be somewhere around the BPN hall for Ops to grab some extra kit before they head out?

If yus, I'd like to pick up 2 DA71 Blast Grenades (20c), 2DA90 Frags (30c) and an extra maghold for the chainaxe (i'll get power claymore mag for 10c, so I can hold i across my back)

so 60c all told...
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OK. If you don't hear otherwise, we'll still be in here.
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Grimmie to Deject, via comm wrote:Found nothing yet, but Spindle seems to have happened upon someone drawing quite a lot of attention.
I think he's just standing there gawping at the moment, if he doesn't say anything soon I might skip over an' interject..
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The Shutting Downs wrote:
would I be right in guessing there would be somewhere around the BPN hall for Ops to grab some extra kit before they head out?

If yus, I'd like to pick up 2 DA71 Blast Grenades (20c), 2DA90 Frags (30c) and an extra maghold for the chainaxe (i'll get power claymore mag for 10c, so I can hold i across my back)

so 60c all told...
Not as such. A shop selling grenades inside a hall crowded with angry stressed out psychotics is a bad idea. However, the walls are full of advertisements for courier services who claim to be able to deliver any item within 30 minutes. You've probably seen a few around - guys in motorcycle armour delivering mostly ammunition.
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Spindle to Deej wrote:Not as of yet, but somethings just caught mah eye...
Spindle's eye is caught by the stunning beauty and instantly gravitates to her.

(I'm guessing there is a bar in Slayer's Crib or nearby, if so...)
Spindle wrote:Hi Miss, mind if I take you away from all this commotion and buy you a drink?
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Grimmie to Spindle over comms wrote:Hands by your sides, and mind out of the gutter, man!
We're looking for new squadmates, not dates!

Find out if she's handy with a gun or a blade, and if she wants to help on a white.
Grimmie rolls his eyes and slumps across the wall not far from the entrance, before making eye contact with the two recruits.
Grimmie to Spindle over comms wrote:Sorry, how rude of me. Grimmie Grimbola, Rifleman and human canvas.
Nice to have you both on board.
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Eraser finishes his call to one of the companies offering free deliery in under 5 minutes then nods at Grimmie
Eraser wrote:So wot's the deal then with this white?

Seems like it more than jus talking to witnesses if you has tagged me and the walkin tank here
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Grimmie wrote:First of all, this isn't some cheap starter BPN.
Our SCL 5.8b financier got a call from higher up, we've been singled out to do this white personally.

I think last time we did a white it ended up with us meeting up with a 'waster who was no longer a 'waster, if you get my meaning.
Grim gives a little shudder, the mere memory of Dour makes him feel a little queasy.
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Eraser wrote:An I don't care where you got it from, BPN's a job whatever the colour, an you just tagged me in.

So wot we doin Laffin boy?
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The BPN said we're supposed to investigate a missing squad in Downtown, so I imagine we'll be in some unpleasant places. Judging by the fact you were in the Black line, that should be just what you're looking for Eraser. And yes we were asked for this job specifically, so either someone wants to really see what we can do, or someone would love for us to start taking Blacks ourselves. And here I was hoping to keep my head down after this last event...

Since we're taking you guys on, Cutter, Eraser, I think it's only fair you tell us a bit more about yourselves, and what you specialize in. Cutter? How about you go first?
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Cutter wrote:Of course, small one! I am a ranged combat specialist, specifically in a fire support role. As I was saying to your Ebon companion, I also have some communication skills; As you may know, we Shaktar enter combat only to kill. I have found that other methods to resolve situations can preserve honour for all involved. Still, I prefer the glory of combat!
((posted for Joose as we are sat at work with only 1 PC, with limited connection, that can see this board...))
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Eraser wrote:This a job interview now?
He accepts a package off of a black outfitted courier and grins a bit to happily for a stormer.
Eraser wrote:Now these should be useful, be more useful on a black though, they sound fun!
He shoves the grenades into a belt pouch, and relights the Cigar stub.
Eraser wrote:I'm good with knives, and all the things you can do with sharp stuff, less messy than them cannons you got strapped on, and i'm handy enuf with the axe to get you out of a tight spot
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Excellent. Now I am going to see what the other two are faffing about with because we need to get this BPN going.
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Post by Grimmie »

Tezz is at work, and Punkchuck's been on holiday :)
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Well in order to get things going we'll assume that Punkchuck took your card and said she'd get back to you.
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Dog Pants wrote:we'll assume that Punkchuck took your card and said she'd get back to you.
I bet he's been given that brush off before!
Dirk wrote:
Deej, can you do your computery stuff on this squad we're tracking - any and all information to get this thing rolling.

I'll give the contact a call see what he can tell us
Dirk wrote:
Mr. Risikko? My name is Dirk Gently from the SLA squad Five Punk. We've been assigned a BPN, ref xxxxxx, and I believe we were requested personally. Is there anywhere we can meet up to discuss the finer details of this investigation?
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Mr Risikko wrote:Mr Gently, good evening. I don't believe I specifically requested anybody for the job. Who told you that? At any rate, if you'd like to come to my office in Central I'll be heppy to furnish you with any information I have.
He gives you an address.
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Post by deject »

I wish I had some real d10s because I get the feeling this WotC D&D thing is coded to start high before dropping numbers, and since I don't keep the window open constantly it resets. I think I might code my own just to make sure.

Computer Use: 8,7 + 4 = 19

I'll look up any information on 10,000 Rads.
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deject wrote:I wish I had some real d10s because I get the feeling this WotC D&D thing is coded to start high before dropping numbers, and since I don't keep the window open constantly it resets. I think I might code my own just to make sure.

Computer Use: 8,7 + 4 = 19

I'll look up any information on 10,000 Rads.
So use a proper RNG, there's enough about.
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