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The stormer waits for the human to turn around, then grins and blows cigar smoke out through his nostrils whilst grinning face to face with the loud annoying person.
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The guy laughs again, this time far quieter and somewhat nervously, then remains silent.
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Stormer, to Deject wrote:S'what d'you want fuzzball?
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This could get confusing, but ah well...
K'trr wrote:My thanks for your aid, helpful Ebon! I am K'trr, Shaktar and newly qualified Operative of SLA! You may call me Cutter, as I understand the other races find difficulties with our tounge. I believe this has another meaning, but I confess I do not comprehend this. How can a word have meaning other than what it is meant to have? Madness!

Show me to my new companions! Tell me, do we have an undertaking?
EDIT: May as well describe him whilst im here. He's about average height and build for a Shaktar (i.e., pretty bloody big), and is wearing hueg power armour. He has the armours helmet under one arm, and a rifle swung over his shoulder. His fleshy dreadlock type things are currently swinging against his armour, making clicking noises every time he moves his head.
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Spindle Winston, in a foul mood after his efforts in the last mission (and with no help from the whisky's he's been drinking the past 4 days to "cheer himself up") gets bored of all the chitter-chatter taking place and decides to take a look around to see if he can find anyone to join Five-Punk...
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Oh just saving you some trouble bashing some heads in. Killing other operatives in the BPN hall is not a great way to start a career with SLA. Tell me, what's your name?
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Haha, I love Shaktar. I always mentally vocalised your name as Catarrh.

Tezz: As Spindle ventures off into Slayer's Crib* it's difficult to single out any one particular person, full as it is with thousands of Operatives all crammed into one place. However, you notice a small commotion in one particular area where attention all seems to be centred on one place. Winding your way closer you find the centre of attention to be a somewhat unimpressed looking woman**, fending off advances from all directions. And not without reason - she's a natural beauty with a magnificent figure, judging by the dimensions of her armour.

*BPNs are normally issued from within BPN Halls; large and uncomfortable buildings where Ops queue for hours on end. They smell of smoke, sweat, and sometimes urine as leaving a queue to go to the toilet means forfeiting your place. Tensions run high and fights are common, as are arrests by the Dark Finders who patrol them. Slayer's Crib, nicknamed after the CEO of SLA Industries, Mr Slayer, is the largest in Mort and contains thousands of Operatives at any given time.

**Punkchuck. You'll have to wait for her to return for her reactions. Also, I noticed the character sheet has no place to specify gender, so I'm assuming the same as the player.
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Dirk wrote:A pleasure to meet you Cutter. Follow me and we'll hook up with the rest of the squad.

Tell me, what's your "thing" - I'm guessing by the rifle you're mainly a gun person?
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stormer to Deject wrote:Yeah, sure it's not.
The stormer repositions the cigar he's smoking and looks down at Deject
Names Eraser, any attempts at jokes I might still be killing an Op in the BPN hall.
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No jokes here. I've seen what you guys can do. We had a Stormer in our squad, he earned much respect from me. What can you do besides hit things though?
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Might as well add the dscription:

He's a bit shorter than your average stormer, but stockier (scarily enough), he has the usual 'stormer mullet', thats a dark grey color and reaches down to his belt.

He's wearing similar armour to Grimmie, you'd guess the same make if it was a similar size, and has a pair of crossed bandoliers, with knives attached, another set of knives strapped to his wrist and he's leaning against a chain axe.

You also notice that the queue he is in is for enquiries into Black BPNs...
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Eraser wrote:Got a few tricks up my sleeve. But let me guess, yer meatshield flipped and you want a replacement, yeah?
He looks at the length of the queue in front of him.
Eraser wrote:Tell yeh what, I'm that bored in here, I'll join up on whatever job you got, an see how we go
He leans over and grins at Deject
Eraser wrote:Look grateful...
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No, he got re-assigned. Why is above my SCL I gather. Any particular reason you're looking for black BPNs? I fear our current job might bore you as well. We've been pulled for a White, just fair warning. If you still want out of here, then lets get going. The rest of my squad is around here getting a few other ops as well.
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Eraser wrote:'Reassigned', course he was pal.

I was checking the Blacks 'cos they is the best way to head up around here, think the squad would be up for one soon?
He pats the loud human on the head and follows Deject
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I'm not sure about taking a black just yet but if you work out, you can bring it up. Let's go find the others.
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K'trr, to Dirk wrote:My thing? Ah, my skillset! As you say, I am predominantely a ranged combat specialist, though I have been told many times that "the camera loves me". I am uncertain which camera has affections for me.
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Dirk wrote:You certainly do have "star" quality - and I don't mean you're like a massive ball of hydrogen undergoing nuclear fusion.

We've got a White BPN to investigate the disappearance of another squad. Should be interesting.
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:clap: well done that Ebon for the quick save...
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deej heads towards Herman's to see if Dirk has found anyone.
Hey Dirk, look what I've found. He seems more intelligent than Gerald was. How've you got on?
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Dirk wrote:Deject this is Cutter. Cutter this is Deject. Deej is a scout, and a hell of a shot with that rifle of his. I think you two will get along famously.

Another Stormer eh? Good to meet you, I'm Dirk. Our former squad leader was a 313 so we know just of damn useful you are - good to have you on board.

Right, let's go see if Spindle and Grim have managed to find anyone. Catch you later, Herman.
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