JockBash2 Aftermath

TheJockGit · Post by **TheJockGit** » March 1st, 2009, 14:31

Bash is over...

Thanks to all you bummers who made it, a bash aint a bash without you all.

3 new bummers were met

Chikenz
Tandino
and P-Nut

Usual Bummers also attended

Grimmie
Tezz
Berk
Roman Totalle
Here comes Pete

BabyJock was also broken in gently...

Alcohols were drunk in vast quantities, YMCA was sung and danced, rides were rided, ribs were broken, lols were had by many, spectacular breakfasts were cooked by Lady Jock, fanastulistic weekend.. personally speaking I think it went very well

Again, huge thanks to all for attending...

JockBash 3 will involve swimming so break out the speedos lads...

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » March 1st, 2009, 16:11

Another injury at a bash, was Berk involved again?

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 1st, 2009, 18:48

buzzmong wrote:Another injury at a bash, was Berk involved again?

Only in the injury of some annoying little shit in the pub.

Post by **Grimmie** » March 1st, 2009, 18:58

Bash was marvellous beyond words.
Tezz and I returned to Brumland unharmed, and I have showered.

Thanks again, Jock, it really was absolutely fantastic, can't wait for Jockbash III!

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 1st, 2009, 19:00

fucking awesome bash.

Pnut · Post by **Pnut** » March 1st, 2009, 19:09

Loved my first bash, had an absolutly brilliant time. Showered, feed and football watched, im now ready for several hours in bed.
Cheers again for a great weekend

Post by **HereComesPete** » March 1st, 2009, 19:14

I had a fucking great time.

Quite a few injuries this one, mostly the roller coasters. Tandino managed to make it off one unscathed then shinned the turnstile at the exit and nacked himself. Nice one!

Berk did bite me again, but it a sort of reminder gumming as opposed to a draw blood one. An affectionate nibble really.

I think everyone who went on the big one took some form of bodily damage home as a souvenir, quite apt really given the name.

The horsey one managed to nack everyone who went on it, although the amount of pratting about we did as we went round certainly helped.

Chickenz! Chickenz!

What?

Fagggoooootttt! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 1st, 2009, 19:19

HereComesPete wrote:Chickenz! Chickenz!

What?

Fagggoooootttt! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Post by **tandino** » March 1st, 2009, 19:23

Pnut wrote:Loved my first bash, had an absolutly brilliant time. Showered, feed and football watched, im now ready for several hours in bed.
Cheers again for a great weekend

Very much this, had an awesome time, and you really are a bunch of lovable cunts. Am certainly ready for about 9 hours in bed, but I'll hold off for now. Such a pisser that I have to work tomorrow, I feel like I've been to a festival.

Post by **HereComesPete** » March 1st, 2009, 19:26

tandino wrote:I feel like I've been to a festival.

Festival smeshtival. You've been bashed!

Pnut · Post by **Pnut** » March 1st, 2009, 19:36

HereComesPete wrote:
You've been bashed!

Ah is that why my kidneys are trying to kick their way out of my back?

Post by **Roman Totale** » March 1st, 2009, 19:37

For those unfortunate people who weren't there, the horsey ride is what it sounds like - carousel style horses that go round a sort of rollercoaster track.

They sat two to a horse so it was me and Pete on one, Berk and Tandino on another. Our horse (lucky number 7) did us proud - we overtook B&T on the final quarter of the track. As we did myself and Pete turned round in our seats to jeer and cajole the slow bastards - seconds later we went down a dip to the accompanying sound of our spines cracking and great shouts of pain. That thing was dangerous.

Other highlights that I can remember:

Walking back from the pub on Friday night, me and Pete doing some freestyle gangster rap. It was a diverse track with wide ranging lyrics, some of them about killing a "fool", turning him into beef stew and dipping some chunky bread in him. It's the next stage in rap music.

Hogging the jukebox in aforementioned pub. Music ranging from Aphex Twin to the Village People. I'm sure we kept the yokels entertained. See also: me playing Tezz's leg like a guitar, Berk causing trouble with some local muppet who was off his tits, a girl in a turquoise silk dress that we perved over for a very long time and copious amounts of alcolol.

We went for a Chinese after the pub. There were 2 or 3 birthday parties taking place in there - naturally we joined in with the singing and probably made more noise than all the other tables put together. There was also a super sexy Chinese waitress.

Oompa-loompa spotting in Blackpool.

Putting a sombrero on Pnut.

Watching Tezz abduct a small child.

Post by **Grimmie** » March 1st, 2009, 19:50

Roman Totale wrote:We went for a Chinese after the pub. There were 2 or 3 birthday parties taking place in there - naturally we joined in with the singing and probably made more noise than all the other tables put together.

And joining in on the applause after every rendition of "Happy Birthday to You".
And then applauding people when they left their tables and the restaurant

Post by **Grimmie** » March 1st, 2009, 20:59

PHOTOTES

http://www.flickr.com/photos/grimmie/se ... 547680847/

<img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3188/331 ... 8b46b4.jpg">

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » March 1st, 2009, 21:03

Looks like you fuckers had shitloads of fun again!
I'm going to stress myself to get a job so I can attend the next one.

TheJockGit · Post by **TheJockGit** » March 1st, 2009, 21:10

HereComesPete wrote:
Chickenz! Chickenz!

What?

Fagggoooootttt! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

One of the highlights of an absolutrly brilliant weekend..

Post by **HereComesPete** » March 1st, 2009, 21:22

Yeah!

Post by **HereComesPete** » March 1st, 2009, 21:36

I already mentioned LadyJock and her baconz mastery, but I'll do it again because it was lubberly piggy. That pig would have been proud of how tasty it was!

Baconz! Sossijes! Eggses! Beans (I made mine spicy with HP)! Bread!

There was also some sort of fruit all red and stuff. I didn't have any though. I had a beer instead.

Om nom nom.

Also - getting in and having more of my baggy and a couple more beers has rendered me almost immobile. I think work tomorrow will be somewhat unproductive.

Pnut · Post by **Pnut** » March 1st, 2009, 21:41

Hmmmmm no ones mentioned jock dribbling yet, how strange

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 1st, 2009, 21:44

Pete, Shaking Jock violently wrote:JOCK!

JOCK!

JOCK!

JOCK!

JOCK!

JOCK!

JOCK!

/Jock Drools