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The Shutting Downs · Post by **The Shutting Downs** » February 3rd, 2009, 9:07

Mephit grabs Dirk

If'n yes luks doon yer nos et mea wence muir, yu'll be gettan tha saym as hem

He gestures at he burning corpse

No, les gae find ya furrae basard o'wa scut

Post by **Grimmie** » February 3rd, 2009, 9:42

Grimmie to Deej' over Radio wrote:Hey, make sure that if you catch up with 'em and grab one, they're not gonna stick you with a vibro-thing or somethin'..
I ain't got no first aid skills, and the others are still pissing around back at the intersection.

Post by **Dog Pants** » February 3rd, 2009, 12:28

Well, the amount of damage caused to the guy's head causes it to burst open rather messily.

Deject: The kid carries on running, and as you grab her she lashes out at you with a blade. You're expecting it and try to keep out of the way (Gymnastics 4), but she still manages to get a hit in. 5 DAM, 1 PEN, 1AD to your torso.

Post by **Grimmie** » February 3rd, 2009, 12:45

How far away am I from Dejus Christ?
If he needs support I'll be happy to lend a hand restraining/disarming the little darling.

Unarmed Combat
7,8 +4 = 19

Post by **FatherJack** » February 3rd, 2009, 12:52

Post by **deject** » February 3rd, 2009, 14:23

Luckily, even Blocker has a PV of 5, so it doesn't penetrate but I still take a point of damage. Can I tell what kind of blade it is? And how is a little girl capable of dealing 5 DMG with a knife? hahaha

Thanks Grimmie for giving him ideas.

Right, I'll do a disarming Martial Arts move. Is it possible to disarm and grab at the same time or would those have to be separate things?

Martial Arts: 3,10 + 6 = 19

The Shutting Downs · Post by **The Shutting Downs** » February 3rd, 2009, 14:37

Mephit wrote:S'mazen, efats sumwhen wia gun, hes nawher tabe sen, sune es ets a cupla keds, hes awae onam.

Em nae sure ets Sno hes get a lekin fre, Tost

Post by **deject** » February 3rd, 2009, 14:49

hahaha ok you're going to have to translate that one for me.

Post by **Grimmie** » February 3rd, 2009, 15:35

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It's amazing, if it's something with a gun, he's nowhere to be seen.
Soon as it's a couple of kids, he's away on them.

I'm not sure it's snow he's got a liking for, Toast.

Post by **Joose** » February 3rd, 2009, 15:38

Toast wrote:Anyone got one? Dont forget, they break easy!

Post by **deject** » February 3rd, 2009, 15:59

Dude I'm totally sterile!

Post by **Joose** » February 3rd, 2009, 16:21

deject wrote:Dude I'm totally sterile!

And in the game?

also: Sterile != impotent.

Post by **deject** » February 3rd, 2009, 16:23

I've just remembered something else, I'm only 10 years old, so it can't be pedophilia!

Post by **Dog Pants** » February 3rd, 2009, 17:15

You grab the kid's knife arm at the wrist and apply a little pressure so she drops it. The knife looks fairly new, ceramic, and has MAC etched onto the blade.

And yeah, one of the rare occassions when I let player suggestions influence me. I was going to give her an SMG.

Post by **deject** » February 3rd, 2009, 17:38

Well thanks for that

I'll hoist her over my shoulder and bring her back to the rest of the guys.

EDIT: I forgot to mention I'll take the knife as well.

Post by **Roman Totale** » February 3rd, 2009, 17:56

Rewinding slightly: whilst held aloft in the air by Mephit, the size and mass of Dirk's DeathSuit increases and his hands crackle with Ebb energy

Dirk wrote:And if you threaten me with violence once more, you won't have a head, let alone a nose to look down.

Now, let's say we stop our bickering and see what Deject has found eh?

To Toast

Dirk wrote:Not really much different to setting people on fire and tossing their corpse into the street is it? This time, try not to kill them before we ask them any questions.

Post by **deject** » February 3rd, 2009, 18:05

Look at what I've found, another of the little bastards. This one tried to stab me with this knife. Dirk you know how much I like getting stabbed don't you? Hey Toast, wasn't that guy totally not burned alive when I went chasing after this little bitch?

Q: Would a hockey metaphor make any sense on Mort?

Post by **Grimmie** » February 3rd, 2009, 18:09

Grim' will follow Deject back and kindly tell her to hush the fuck up if she starts yelling. If that don't work then a laser sight being waved around her face should make her act a little more cordially.

Grimmie to Deject wrote:Nice work, man. Looks like we got this one back undamaged.. Well, she's undamaged, I mean.

What do you think the odds are of us getting some honest answers out of her before those two newbies start roughing her up?

Mmmngh time paradox.
Anyway. Honesty time?
Questioning game go?

Post by **Dog Pants** » February 3rd, 2009, 18:16

Carriens love beating people to death with hockey sticks, so someone must play it somewhere.

Post by **deject** » February 3rd, 2009, 18:23

deej to Grim wrote:Let's find out.

deej to the girl wrote:Now then, want some candy?I'm going to ask you some simple questions. My new acquaintance over there has a taste for fire, as you've probably figured out. If you answer my questions I won't hand you over to him. I'm sure Mama'll be looking for us soon anyways so we wouldn't be needing whatever knowledge you have anyways. Now killing you won't do shit for me, but if your sweet ol Mama shows up and you haven't said shit I'll kill you myself, because I'm not going to keep you around to cause trouble.

Your first question: where's your headquarters?