Lara Croft Reboots Without Angelina

MORDETH LESTOK · Post by **MORDETH LESTOK** » January 29th, 2009, 1:22

Angelina Jolie's loss may just be Megan Fox's gain.

Warner Bros. has confirmed plans to relaunch—and completely overhaul—the hot pants-wearing, artifact-collecting Lara Croft: Tomb Raider franchise, with the first major casualty being Jolie.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, the third film will completely reboot the video game-based character, including changing her origin story (most likely shying away from her English aristocracy roots) and introduce new kinds of missions, love interests and villains.

hmm...

--->

if Rated R...then i say

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » January 29th, 2009, 1:27

Can't suck worse than the games.

also *fwap*

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » January 29th, 2009, 1:30

I read the topic as "Tomb raider reboobs without Angelina".

But what's this I see about shying away from her roots as English Aristocracy? Pfft, they're the only people with the money to go on crazy adventures, unless she becomes the daughter of a sheik or something.

Post by **deject** » January 29th, 2009, 1:46

I'll be amazed if Megan Fox can pull off a British accent though not as much as if she'd take off all her clothes!

amblin · Post by **amblin** » January 29th, 2009, 9:39

Post by **HereComesPete** » January 29th, 2009, 15:51

It's not as if the films were any good. I think a tomb raider film with both of them utterly butt nekkid and lezzing it up would become an instant classic however.

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » January 29th, 2009, 16:16

HereComesPete wrote:It's not as if the films were any good. I think a tomb raider film with both of them utterly butt nekkid and lezzing it up would become an instant classic however.

Well, This hits some of the critera.

MORDETH LESTOK · Post by **MORDETH LESTOK** » January 29th, 2009, 17:59

HereComesPete wrote:It's not as if the films were any good.

I thought the 1st one was pretty good. It even had James Bond in it

It was definitely way better than the National Treasure films. Although, Raiders of the Lost Ark is still King!

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » January 29th, 2009, 18:11

Haha, I never saw tomb raider but I did just notice it has Chris Barrie in it, if you imagine him with an H pasted on his head the film might just become enjoyable.