The First Forumised SLA Industries BPN

Post by **Roman Totale** » January 28th, 2009, 19:03

Dirk wrote:Enough with the arguing already! Plant the bug and let's go. I'd like to leave this entire sorry episode behind us.

Dirk mutters under his breath about "bloody wasters always killing people".

Post by **deject** » January 28th, 2009, 19:30

OK, I can usually sound out what the hell Mephit is saying in my head but this one is taking me a while:

mezin whet yes cin n cannae ken fre me when yes liken te

Amazing what you can and cannot ??? ??? when you're liking (wanting?) to.

It would probably help if I understood the accent better.

Well shit if you're all going to be a bunch of babies about it I'll plant the damn bug.

And no one could have tracked those kids unless you've got that fancy Ebon shit.

The Shutting Downs · Post by **The Shutting Downs** » January 28th, 2009, 19:33

deject wrote:OK, I can usually sound out what the hell Mephit is saying in my head but this one is taking me a while:

mezin whet yes cin n cannae ken fre me when yes liken te

Amazing what you can and cannot ??? ??? when you're liking (wanting?) to.

It would probably help if I understood the accent better.

I'm glad you can, I was starting to worry how much of it was RPed

Post by **Roman Totale** » January 28th, 2009, 19:47

Deej, this can be your homework

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » January 28th, 2009, 19:54

Deej: Psst, ken = know.

Post by **deject** » January 28th, 2009, 20:02

The Shutting Downs wrote:
I'm glad you can, I was starting to worry how much of it was RPed

It was being mostly RP'd.

It seemed funny enough, and would fit with an alien who hasn't met many Frothers yet.

Post by **Dog Pants** » January 28th, 2009, 20:15

I'm never putting kids in a BPN again.

Grimmie wrote: Edit: I've emailed Tezz with a brief run-down of what's going on, and how he can contribute.
This is his second BPN after all, and the first time he just shot at some fat mosquitos.
If anyone else can lend a helping hand in this thread/over Xfire I'm sure he'd appreciate it.

Tezz, feel free to xfire or pm me if you're not sure what to do. I'll talk you through your options and get you started.

Post by **deject** » January 28th, 2009, 20:37

Dog Pants wrote:I'm never putting kids in a BPN again.

Fallout 3'd!

The Shutting Downs · Post by **The Shutting Downs** » January 29th, 2009, 6:56

Right, so once Deject finishes playing with the kid, Mephit finishes the brew, scrunches the can and throws it at the raiders head.

Then he checks to see if the kid is still breathng (paramedic 9+6+2=17) before throwing the body over his shoulder.

mephit wrote:ea al cemin, er yes jus ta'by set'n doon o'yer Arses al dea?

Post by **Joose** » January 29th, 2009, 10:05

Toast wrote:You dump crispy, I'll roll Betty around the corner. If we sit here in her we *may* get noticed.

Toast swings himself into the drivers seat, and fires up the engine.

Post by **Dog Pants** » January 29th, 2009, 12:24

The Shutting Downs wrote:Then he checks to see if the kid is still breathng (paramedic 9+6+2=17) before throwing the body over his shoulder.

Surprisingly, you do pick up a faint pulse and slight breathing. You don't reckon he'll last more than half an hour.

Post by **Grimmie** » January 29th, 2009, 12:34

Grimmie looks a little annoyed, this is not going according to plan, as most Five Punk missions don't.

Grimmie to Toast wrote:Shit. If we get another one, lemme jab him with this stuff before you flambé him..

The Shutting Downs · Post by **The Shutting Downs** » January 29th, 2009, 17:15

So, crispy over the left shoulder, Mephit takes him to the alcove across the market where the other kids were spotted

Post by **deject** » January 29th, 2009, 17:20

You know, I bet some other of those damn kids saw us grab this one and drag him off, so we'll probably be on their shitlist right about when they find that one. Who knows, maybe they'll all come find us?

The Shutting Downs · Post by **The Shutting Downs** » January 29th, 2009, 17:30

Mephit wrote:Nae es stuped es ye luk are ye, no 'tis tha mech en empruvmant

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » January 29th, 2009, 17:47

Hold on, why's this kid near dead? All you did is fry his arm, and burns to limbs aren't deadly (well, not initally -> infection and stuff later).

Besides, mmmm baaaaaacon.

The Shutting Downs · Post by **The Shutting Downs** » January 29th, 2009, 17:50

Burnt arm near to bone, shock would kill any small child...

Post by **HereComesPete** » January 29th, 2009, 17:51

Shock seems quite likely. What with him being set on fire. maybe it was the smoke though, because we all know fire kills in minutes but smoke kills in seconds.

Post by **Dog Pants** » January 29th, 2009, 18:03

Or just the fact that the ability does 6 damage, which is as much as his total hit points and double that of his arm. That's amputation time kids, even if he does survive.

The Shutting Downs · Post by **The Shutting Downs** » January 29th, 2009, 18:28

Thats true, so 30 mins to get him to a hospital, plenty of time.

Shame I'm still gonna dump him in an alley...