The First Forumised SLA Industries BPN

Post by **Dog Pants** » January 27th, 2009, 20:32

You can't see any of them any more, but you can head towards where they went if you like.

The Shutting Downs · Post by **The Shutting Downs** » January 27th, 2009, 20:36

Mephit gets on the Com

Mephit wrote:Tost, mur o'teh wee shites off teword [insert direction here], off tae has a luk sae

Post by **deject** » January 27th, 2009, 20:49

The Shutting Downs wrote:If I can spot one of the kids without making it obvious I've seen him, and then wind my way around the stalls toward the location

I could try tracking the ones you saw, I guess.

The Shutting Downs · Post by **The Shutting Downs** » January 27th, 2009, 20:54

Come find me and suggest it...

Post by **deject** » January 27th, 2009, 21:01

Toast what did your Frother buddy just say? I hear him speak but nothing he says makes any goddamn sense.

assuming he tells me, I'll head out and join Mephit.

Where did you see them?

speaking of bad rolling...

Tracking: 3,1 + 7 = 11

Post by **Joose** » January 27th, 2009, 21:07

Toast, to Dirk wrote:We can nip the Crispy Kid to the hospital if you want, but I'm thinking he's a gonner. I vote plan B. Dump the kid with a bug up his arse, roll Betty here (Toast gestures at the APC) around the corner and see if we can help Meph and the snowhumper find us a replacement. That's if I don't find out what burnt Raider hair smells like first....

Deject, you lucky bugger. My late posting saved you from a gentle roasting

The Shutting Downs · Post by **The Shutting Downs** » January 27th, 2009, 21:08

mephit wrote:Awae ov tae [again, direction thataway], bu don'ye make it obvious yes lukin at'em

Post by **Dog Pants** » January 27th, 2009, 22:02

There's no sign of any kids when you get there.

The Shutting Downs · Post by **The Shutting Downs** » January 27th, 2009, 23:16

mephit wrote:Hwell, leas us awae than tae Bettie, git summet dun propa

Back to the toastmobile

Post by **deject** » January 28th, 2009, 2:54

Bettie? Who you calling Bettie?

The Shutting Downs · Post by **The Shutting Downs** » January 28th, 2009, 6:40

Mephit ignores fuzbutt and stalks off toward the APC

Post by **deject** » January 28th, 2009, 7:06

deej holds up his hands in frustration, rolls his eyes, and follows Mephit back to the APC.

I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

While walking back to the APC, deej asks Dirk a question.

Hey Dirk, any news from Spindle yet?

The Shutting Downs · Post by **The Shutting Downs** » January 28th, 2009, 7:10

deject wrote:I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

That will probably end with Deject getting a Cleaver to the face

Post by **Joose** » January 28th, 2009, 7:42

deject wrote:I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Hooray for interspecies cooperation!

So are we bugging the kid and dumping him, or are we trying for a hospital?

The Shutting Downs · Post by **The Shutting Downs** » January 28th, 2009, 8:01

Assuming I get told the plans when I get back, I vote for bugging the kid and throwing him out the door .

Mephit wrote:Lit tha Furre basard wi tha brin damage dewat, I'd tek a gess Iys nae hes fest tiem sheving sumat eo a wee lads arse

Post by **Roman Totale** » January 28th, 2009, 8:37

Dirk stifles a snigger.

Dirk wrote:I'm not happy about this, but I hope that his companions will take care of him when we dump him.

Who's got the smallest fingers...?

Dirk glances over at Deej...

Post by **Grimmie** » January 28th, 2009, 12:09

Grim's all for a little friendly torture and interrogation, but dumping the corpse of a misguided kid on the street with an electronic suppository just ain't his style.

Grimmie wrote:You know, if we tell the hospital he's one of Mama's boys and what our aims are, I'm sure they'd be more than happy to patch him up so we can get him and his little buddies off the streets. 'Means less work for them after all.

Just a suggestion.

Edit: I've emailed Tezz with a brief run-down of what's going on, and how he can contribute.
This is his second BPN after all, and the first time he just shot at some fat mosquitos.
If anyone else can lend a helping hand in this thread/over Xfire I'm sure he'd appreciate it.

Edit Edit: Deject, if you need someone to act as Glaswegian -> American translation service, let me know

The Shutting Downs · Post by **The Shutting Downs** » January 28th, 2009, 16:57

Mephit wrote:Iv has en hospatal, wi op's watchen, whill get nutin, or more bowdes in the morge.

He grabs a Slosh from the fridge

Mephit wrote:check hem oer whar we spottad teh othes, see whet happins

Post by **deject** » January 28th, 2009, 18:09

Mephit wrote:Lit tha Furre basard wi tha brin damage dewat, I'd tek a gess Iys nae hes fest tiem sheving sumat eo a wee lads arse

hey that better be the UV takling arsewipe.

If you guys want to dump him, Toast can put the bug on him, seeing as how he's the one who overcooked him in the first place.

The Shutting Downs · Post by **The Shutting Downs** » January 28th, 2009, 18:57

Mephit wrote:Yes ever git brin damage, ouer yes desprit fer a shuen. Voten has yes te bug the scrote as yes is such tha tracker

Heavy sarcasm on the last part...

Mephit slugs back the brew

Mephit wrote:mezin whet yes cin n cannae ken fre me when yes liken te