Study: Games have no relation to crime rate

News Reader · Post by **News Reader** » January 26th, 2009, 12:00

Study: Games have no relation to crime rate
A new study has determined that, contrary to what Jack Thompson would have us believe, games and crime rates don't correlate.

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Publish Date: Mon, 26 Jan 2009 10:10:32 +0000
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buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » January 26th, 2009, 12:34

Finally a published paper regarding the fact there's no direct link and basically saying what everyone else knew: If ye be a nutter, you'd have done it anyway.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » January 26th, 2009, 17:52

Post by **Roman Totale** » January 26th, 2009, 19:43

Study: Moon not made of cheese.

Post by **deject** » January 26th, 2009, 20:15

Roman Totale wrote:Study: Moon not made of cheese.

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » January 26th, 2009, 20:23

Alright, a challenge!

Study: Bears shit in woods.

Post by **HereComesPete** » January 26th, 2009, 20:27

Polar bears don't.

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » January 26th, 2009, 22:02

But they would if there were trees.

Post by **HereComesPete** » January 26th, 2009, 22:13

If there were trees then there wouldn't be ice. The bears would overheat and die. So they couldn't.

Post by **Joose** » January 26th, 2009, 22:16

HereComesPete wrote:If there were trees then there wouldn't be ice. The bears would overheat and die. So they couldn't.

Seeing as one of the kings of Egypt (Ptolemy, I think) had one in his zoo in Alexandria, I doubt that.

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » January 26th, 2009, 22:19

Easy, get polar bear, shave polar bear for heat concerns, put in woods.

I suspect I know what the answer will be.

Post by **HereComesPete** » January 26th, 2009, 22:19

There's no trees their either. Just sand. And they had to fight with the camels for the best places to shit.

Post by **Roman Totale** » January 26th, 2009, 22:21

Well sharing shitting space certainly made the camels grumpy - they got the right hump on.

Post by **Dog Pants** » January 26th, 2009, 22:23

I hear they could hardly bear it. There was a right polar-va.

Post by **HereComesPete** » January 26th, 2009, 22:26

A

For both of you.

Post by **HereComesPete** » January 26th, 2009, 22:27

buzzmong wrote:Easy, get polar bear, shave polar bear for heat concerns, put in woods.

I suspect I know what the answer will be.

Polar bear dies from the shame of being naked.

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » January 26th, 2009, 22:38

HereComesPete wrote:Polar bear dies from the shame of being naked.

But it'll probably be after it's shat in the woods.

Or we'll hire one of those nancy "celebrity" hair dressers to give the bear a severe trim instead of a shave.

See, the bear doens't die of shame about being nekkid yet won't overheat like an engine with a broken cooling system, and there's a chance the bear will wake and kill the ponce. Win/Win whichever way you look at it.

tehspork · Post by **tehspork** » January 27th, 2009, 4:11

Breaking News: Polar Bears Prefer Pepsi.

Post by **HereComesPete** » January 27th, 2009, 17:37

I would have thought mountain dew.

Post by **Roman Totale** » January 27th, 2009, 18:28

With Fox's Glacier Mints instead of ice cubes.