UK Spammers...

MORDETH LESTOK · Post by **MORDETH LESTOK** » January 25th, 2009, 16:34

Maybe one of you guys can go collect my money...

**Notification Letter***
Sunday, January 25, 2009 1:58 AM
From:"UK National Lotto" <info>
To:undisclosed-recipients

UK NATIONAL LOTTO GROUP
16, TOLPITS LANE, WATFORD,
HERTS WD18 9RN UNITED KINGDOM.

Reference #: UK/90G3825H9/08B

This is an e-mail notification to inform you that your e-mail address has
won you a cash prize of 582,000.00 on our online lottery sweepstakes
promotion draws held on Saturday, 24th of January, 2009 in London,
United Kingdom.

Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 112-0745-810-264 with
Serial number 0152-12 drew the lucky Numbers: 11-24-14-36-08, and a
bonus number of 18 which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd
category.

To file for claim, do contact our claims agent via e-mail as given below
providing your full name(s) & reference #(same as above) for due
processing and remittance of your prize money.

Dr. Paul Wilbert
e-mail: paulwilbert_int@yahoo.com.hk

Congratulations from all members and staffs of this promotion.

Your's Truly,
Prof. Jan White.
Online Co-ordinator

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » January 25th, 2009, 16:39

Oh yes, UK lottery guy with a Hong Kong e-mail address.

Post by **HereComesPete** » January 25th, 2009, 16:40

I'm amazed that so many companies use hotmail and yahoo accounts based in other countries to their headquarters. It must be a tax thing.

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » January 25th, 2009, 22:32

I know Pete, it's suprising.

I'm also shocked at the order those numbers are in, the national lottery normally go to great pains to tell you the actual results in acending order.

MORDETH LESTOK · Post by **MORDETH LESTOK** » May 26th, 2009, 16:45

Got me's a dead rich uncle in the UK...

Urgent Respond Needed(Treat Personal)Tuesday, May 26, 2009 8:38 AM
From: "Attorney Micheal Woods Chambers" infowoods @ lawyers.org
To: undisclosed-recipients

Hello,

I do apologies if this is contrary to your moral understanding.I am Mr.Micheal
Eke Woods Attorney to your late uncle Mr.Robert who was my client before he
died some years ago.My late client while he was alive use to tell me of his
relations in United States Of America.

Ever since he died in September 1999 have been trying to contact you or any
other relations of his who will stand as his next of kin to inherit his
$7million fixed deposit he made with a security company here in the United
kingdom. The finance house has called me several times this year to come up
with the details of my late client next of kin because the term of the fix
deposit elapsed in January 2009.

The finance house wants to know if the next of kin will want to roll the fixed
deposit for another 10years or make the withdrawal immediately, so they have
ask me to come up with my late client next of kin details.

Please get back to me as soon as possible with your proof of identification and
also with your direct phone number. Immediately I get your reply I will forward
to you the necessary document like deposit and Death certificate of your late
uncle. I will also send you my proof of identification so that you will know
your late uncle's attorney.

Hope to hear from you soon.
Thanks,
Micheal Woods(Esq).

friznit · Post by **friznit** » May 26th, 2009, 17:25

It's me! I'm your uncle. Send me 1000 bucks to process the deposit account unlocking code hoojymaflip and I'll meet you in Nigeria next week. Deal?

Post by **Roman Totale** » May 26th, 2009, 17:37

Damn, they even type with a Nigerian accent.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » May 26th, 2009, 17:43

Roman Totale wrote:Damn, they even type with a Nigerian accent.

That's becoming a theme. like those cotton wool murlocs

Post by **HereComesPete** » May 26th, 2009, 18:43

Roman Totale wrote:Damn, they even type with a Nigerian accent.

I read them with some crazy Nigerian accent going on in my head. Like every time I say good news everyone it's not in my voice it' in my weak impression of the professor in futurama.

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » May 26th, 2009, 19:52

HereComesPete wrote:Like every time I say good news everyone it's not in my voice it' in my weak impression of the professor in futurama.

Or "Hello everybody!" in the voice of Dr Nick from the Simpsons.

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » May 26th, 2009, 20:04

buzzmong wrote:
Or "Hello Hi everybody!" in the voice of Dr Nick from the Simpsons.

fix'd

Post by **HereComesPete** » May 26th, 2009, 20:05

Ha, I was just about to write that!

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » May 26th, 2009, 20:10

Oh yea, it was Hi wasn't it, I thought Hello was odd but I couldn't figure out what was wrong, it's been a while.

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » May 30th, 2009, 17:45

I just got an aussie one.

Commonwealth Bank of Australia wrote: Dear customer,

We recently reviewed your account, and we are suspecting that your NetBank account may have been accessed from an unauthorized computer.

This may be due to changes in your IP address or location. Protecting the security of your account and of the Commonwealth Bank network is our primary concern.

We are asking you to immediately login and report any unauthorized withdrawals, and check your account profile to make sure no changes have been made.

To protect your account please follow the instructions below:

* DO NOT SHARE YOUR PASSWORD WITH OTHER USERS

* LOG OFF AFTER USING YOUR ONLINE ACCOUNT

Please click on the following link, to verify your account activity:

https://commbank.com.au/online/

We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause, and appreciate your support in helping us maintaining the integrity of the entire Commonwealth system. Please login as soon as possible.

Thank you,
Commonwealth Security Advisor.

So now I seem to have an australian bank account, probably where my 15 uncles, who were all rich and african, put their money.