Movie Quotes Meme

Post by **ProfHawking** » November 20th, 2008, 13:28

ooooo i know one!!

Berk 20) You wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you?

thats from the Italian job (proper one)

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » November 20th, 2008, 14:21

Berk 9) In Bruges?

Post by **Joose** » November 20th, 2008, 16:34

Berk 3) Dogma
Berk 12) Waynes world 2
Berk 13) Clockwork Orange?
Berk 19) Tron!

Post by **Joose** » November 20th, 2008, 16:37

FDY 7] little miss sunshine
FDY 11] im sure its a johnny depp film, im going to go with Finding neverland.

wooo, on a roll. Presuming im right, obviously.

Post by **fabyak** » November 20th, 2008, 16:39

Joose wrote:FDY 7] little miss sunshine
FDY 11] im sure its a johnny depp film, im going to go with Finding neverland.

wooo, on a roll. Presuming im right, obviously.

Indeed you are on both counts!

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » November 20th, 2008, 16:53

Joose wrote:Berk 3) Dogma
Berk 12) Waynes world 2
Berk 13) Clockwork Orange?
Berk 19) Tron!

All right

ProfHawking wrote:Berk 20) You wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you? thats from the Italian job (proper one)

as is that

Post by **Dog Pants** » November 20th, 2008, 19:12

Berk 15) Brain Dead

I'd have got Deep Rising too, but I've been out all day.

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » November 20th, 2008, 20:03

FatherJack wrote:fj11. "You know what your problem is, Princess? You're too used to getting your own way."

Indy - Temple of Doom. Indy to the singer.

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » November 20th, 2008, 20:36

Berk1) Layer cake!

Buggered if I can identify the other remaining ones though

Post by **Roman Totale** » November 20th, 2008, 21:01

Berk10) Boondock Saints

Post by **FatherJack** » November 20th, 2008, 21:04

Baliame wrote:fj11. Indy - Temple of Doom. Indy to the singer.

Hurrah! At last. No doubt a gag because he'd been Han Solo.

One of mine's from the same rough section of the same film as one of berk's.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » November 20th, 2008, 23:55

Dog Pants wrote:Berk 15) Brain Dead

Hehulk wrote:Berk1) Layer cake!

Roman Totale wrote:Berk10) Boondock Saints

Yep!

Post by **FatherJack** » November 21st, 2008, 0:01

berk9's one of those comedy/parodies in the Airplane, Top Secret, Naked Gun vein.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » November 21st, 2008, 11:23

FatherJack wrote:berk9's one of those comedy/parodies in the Airplane, Top Secret, Naked Gun vein.

you're thinking in the right direction.

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » November 21st, 2008, 15:07

Here's three you haven't guessed yet and some new ones.

BALI2) You know, you shouldn't jump around when this nice woman is holding a sharp pair of scissors. If you move she could slip and slice your jugular man, on accident. There is no way to stitch the jugular. All of your blood will be on the floor in four minutes. I have seen this. I have done this. You don't want this.

BALI6) For all of my career, I've been trying to catch people after they do something horrible. For once in my life, I'd like to catch somebody BEFORE they do something horrible, all right? Can you understand that?

BALI11) No, thank God! You know, I think I'd rather have my bottom impaled on a giant cactus than exchange pleasantries with that jumped-up Frenchman. As far as I'm concerned, the only thing the French should be allowed to host is an invasion.

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BALI14) Put him in a straitjacket and give him an enema! Wait, give him an enema FIRST, then put him in a straitjacket!

BALI15) Oh, Gwen! Your labia feels so good around my swollen phallus! Oh! Oh! Oh, I'm fairly confident I'm going to ejaculate. I'm releasing some of my seminal fluids inside of you now!
(NOTE: No, it's not a mistranslated japanese porn movie)

BALI16) Now we have the unions, we have the gambling; and they're the best things to have. But narcotics is a thing of the future. And if we don't get a piece of that action, we risk everything we have. I mean not now, but, ah, ten years from now. - The Godfather - Roman Totale

BALI17) Off your Mercedes, dear, you own that big expensive car out there? Oh, dear. Well, they say a man who has to buy a big car like that is trying to compensate for smaller genitals.

BALI18)- You're not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?
- No, for three reasons: A, I'm not that lucky. Two, we use smoke detectors and D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen. Period. - Home Alone - Dog Pants

BALI19) I'm a very understanding person, Albert. I understand that you are going through a selfish phase. And, I'm sure that you will understand that I am going through a destructive phase.

BALI20) The first one won't kill you; not the second, not even the third... not till you crawl over here and you KISS MY FOOT! - From Russia with Love - Pete

Post by **Dog Pants** » November 21st, 2008, 15:47

BALI18) Home Alone?

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » November 21st, 2008, 16:10

Correct, sir.

Chickenz · Post by **Chickenz** » November 21st, 2008, 16:22

Just 6 from me.

1. ''Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should''. BUBBLES

2. ''Detroit has 50 million cars. Samoa, 50,000. Every one stolen''. BERK

3. ''When my father was killed, my brothers and I were branded, so everyone would know we were less than human''.

4. ''Where abouts in Alaska?'', ''A little fishing town about 80 miles north of Anchorage. You've probably heard of it. Its called Fuck Your Momma''.

5. ''If you were my son, I would've smothered you by now'', ''Smothered me in gravy you big dirty man''

6. ''Mankind united with infinitely greater purpose in pursuit of war than he ever did in pursuit of peace''. BERK

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » November 21st, 2008, 16:25

Chickenz wrote:2. ''Detroit has 50 million cars. Samoa, 50,000. Every one stolen''.

6. ''Mankind united with infinitely greater purpose in pursuit of war than he ever did in pursuit of peace''.

Land of the dead?

Equilibrium?

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » November 21st, 2008, 16:26

Chickenz-1) Jurassic Park