Movie Quotes Meme

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » November 17th, 2008, 22:36

Too tired to collect 20 right now. Here's 13.

BALI1) I suppose you've given some thought to the notion that if you lose, our government will have directly financed terrorism. - Casino Royale - buzzmong

BALI2) You know, you shouldn't jump around when this nice woman is holding a sharp pair of scissors. If you move she could slip and slice your jugular man, on accident. There is no way to stitch the jugular. All of your blood will be on the floor in four minutes. I have seen this. I have done this. You don't want this.

BALI3) Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON. - Snatch - deject

BALI4) Too bad Hallmark doesn't make a "Sorry your coach got killed by two tons of irony" card. - Dodgeball - fabyak

BALI5) Then, Mahoney, my little piss-ant... you are out forever. Get your stuff, and get out. Too bad, so sad, bye-bye. - Police Academy - buzzmong

BALI6) For all of my career, I've been trying to catch people after they do something horrible. For once in my life, I'd like to catch somebody BEFORE they do something horrible, all right? Can you understand that?

BALI7) People should love you. They really should, okay? And I want to deliver that for you. It's the least that I can do. You're a superhero. Kids should be running up to you, asking for your autograph, people should be cheering you on the streets... What the hell you pricks looking at? - Hancock - buzzmong

BALI8) Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable horse meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible,aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness and I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever. - The Dark Knight - deject

BALI9) Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing. - Iron Man - Stoat

BALI10) We only met briefly, but you left a lasting impression. You see, when your intervention forced me to present the world with a new face, I chose to model the disgusting Gustav Graves on you. I paid attention to details - that unjustifiable swagger, the crass quips, the self-defence mechanism concealing such inadequacy... - Die Another Day - Pete

BALI11) No, thank God! You know, I think I'd rather have my bottom impaled on a giant cactus than exchange pleasantries with that jumped-up Frenchman. As far as I'm concerned, the only thing the French should be allowed to host is an invasion.

BALI12) - And where would you imagine I am from?
- Well the way you're sinking your teeth into those W's I should think maybe... Eastern Ukraine. - Indiana Jones and that Crystal bullshit - Mr. Johnson

BALI13) I really don't see how that is going to help! Surrender is a perfectly acceptable alternative in extreme circumstances! - Star Wars V - Pete

Post by **HereComesPete** » November 17th, 2008, 22:36

I was working toward time bandits as the answer to 13, sounds so familiar.

As for 19 - deduction here I go - it's a war movie. It involves americans (the tone and the fact that most war movies do) and black americans, hence the boy, the ugly ass chimp and the white man parts. The blue suit suggests sailors. Probably got someone like will smith or cuba gooding jr in it being all serious and angsty about equality. Given it's favourite films I very much doubt it's pearl harbour, because that was shit.

Chickenz · Post by **Chickenz** » November 17th, 2008, 22:39

HereComesPete wrote:I was working toward time bandits as the answer to 13, sounds so familiar.

As for 19 - deduction here I go - it's a war movie. It involves americans (the tone and the fact that most war movies do) and black americans, hence the boy, the ugly ass chimp and the white man parts. The blue suit suggests sailors. Probably got someone like will smith or cuba gooding jr in it being all serious and angsty about equality. Given it's favourite films I very much doubt it's pearl harbour, because that was shit.

It isn't Men of Honour as I asked Pantsu earlier.

Post by **HereComesPete** » November 17th, 2008, 22:42

Romans -

1 - requiem for a dream.

7 - the princess bride.

8 - chopper. I'm guessing you got your shadowrun name from this.

9 - straw dogs.

10 - army of darkness.

Post by **deject** » November 17th, 2008, 22:46

BALI3 == Snatch
BALI8 == The Dark Knight

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » November 17th, 2008, 22:51

Bubbles:

1) Casino Royale
5) Police Academy series?
7) Hancock

11 and 13 ring bells as well.

Post by **HereComesPete** » November 17th, 2008, 22:51

Bubbles -

Is that first one a bond? In fact is 10 a bond too? Die another Day for 10, that's the one with graves in.

3 - is snatch

Is 5 a naked gun? I recognise the mahoney and too bad so sad bit but can't place it. One of those piss take spoof 80's ones.

7 - I'm going to take a swing at hancock.

8 - is the dark knight.

Post by **HereComesPete** » November 17th, 2008, 22:52

Aha, 5 is police academy! The first one.

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » November 17th, 2008, 22:53

Hah! Beat you Pete!

Post by **Grimmie** » November 17th, 2008, 22:53

Roman
2) Dr. Strangelove?

Baliame
7) Hancock. Haha.. Cock. FUCKING HELL YOU SPEEDY FUCKS. STOP POSTING SO FAST.
1) and 9) Sounds so familiar, but I can't place it.

Post by **HereComesPete** » November 17th, 2008, 22:54

13 is star wars, threepio says it, not sure which one though possibly empire strikes back, the best one.

Stoat · Post by **Stoat** » November 17th, 2008, 22:54

I recognise BALI09 from a trailer for Iron Man.

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » November 17th, 2008, 22:54

Bali-13) Star Wars.

It's a C3PO line.

edit: damn you Pete, mere seconds!

Post by **HereComesPete** » November 17th, 2008, 22:56

Ahaha! rewengay.

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » November 17th, 2008, 22:57

Thankfully there's no teabagging this time.

Post by **HereComesPete** » November 17th, 2008, 22:57

Stoat wrote:I recognise BALI09 from a trailer for Iron Man.

Indeed, when whatsherface walks down into his trashed lab and sees him tinkering with the suit.

Post by **HereComesPete** » November 17th, 2008, 23:02

Roman 5 - Lost highway?

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » November 17th, 2008, 23:16

Roman 7 - Princess bride.

Post by **FatherJack** » November 17th, 2008, 23:28

Sorry to spam, but I just finished and am all excited.

<strike>fj1. "This is no mine. It's a tomb."</strike> - The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring - fabyak
fj2. "All the women I've ever known were natural-born liars but I never knew about nuns until now."
fj3. "Their tiger-style kung fu is strong, but our dragon-style kung fu will defeat it! "
fj4. "A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia." - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - HereComesPete
<strike>fj5. "There's 215 bones in the human body. That's one."</strike> - Terminator 2 - berk
fj6. "I killed... the ship... that killed us. Not very... Christian of me." - Serenity - Joose
fj7. "Into the belly of the beast." "And out of the demon's ass." - Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - HereComesPete
<strike>fj8. "This is a place for crazy people. I'm not crazy." "We don't use the term 'crazy'" "Well, you've got some real nuts here."</strike> - Twelve Monkeys - DP
<strike>fj9. "That penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere."</strike> - Porky's - buzzmong
fj10. "How'd you know someone was in there?" "There's always someone in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors." - Last Action Hero - berk
fj11. "You know what your problem is, Princess? You're too used to getting your own way." - Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom - Baliame
<strike>fj12. "I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know."</strike> - The Shawshank Redemption - fabyak
<strike>fj13. "Is that crazy enough for ya'? Want me to take a shit on the floor?"</strike> - One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest - berk
fj14. "The thing that's always worried me about being one of the few is the way we keep on getting fewer."
<strike>fj15. "What's your sole purpose in this army?" "To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!"</strike> - Forrest Gump - DP
<strike>fj16. "Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?"</strike> - Back to the Future - Roman
fj17. "There's a man out there I haven't seen in 15 years who's trying to kill me. You show me a son that'd be happy to help. My son. My life that could have been... and wasn't. How do I feel? Old. Worn out." - Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan - Dog Pants
fj18. "I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker."
fj19. "You seem to have a whole ward to yourself, my boy." "Yes, sir, and a very lonely place it is too, sir, when I wake up in the middle of the night with my pain."
fj20. "Where do you want to be oiled first?"

Few easys, few maybe curveballs. Not neccesarily my favourite films (since they're all in English) but most are ones I liked.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » November 17th, 2008, 23:43

fj5. - T2
fj13. - one flew over the cuckoo's nest