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Dog Pants
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Post by Dog Pants »

Code: Select all

IF item==broken GOTO ciijasiie

ciijasiie
IF item==jam GOTO spunkin
ELSE SUM item, jam

spunkin
IF eye==spunk GOTO fixed
ELSE SUM eye, spunk

fixed
:allgood:


/pseudo code, should work.
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Post by fabyak »

*runs script*
*fixes everything ever*
*Makes himself redundant due to nothing needing fixing*
:( Thanks a lot Pants!
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Post by amblin »

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Post by fabyak »

amblin wrote:
*offers Fab a job in the now booming spunk and jam cleaning industry*
:w00t:

*Accepts and establishes the magnificent Jizz'n'Jam Cleaning Company*
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Post by Dog Pants »

Damn you guys, you did an iPod on me :(
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Post by ProfHawking »

i dont know if that vbs is a better way of doing it?
but i think you can just use:

net use "\\server\printer"

might make things simpler perhaps
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