The Naked Race

Post by **Dog Pants** » September 13th, 2008, 21:47

Inspired by drunken friday night antics from ages ago, I challenge those who still play Warcraft to The Naked Race.

How to play:

1. Create a level 1 character. Any side, any server. Doesn't matter.

2. Enter the game and take off all your equipment.

3. Get to the highest level landmark you can and take a screenshot.

4. ...

5. Profit.

The person who has managed to get to the most outrageous place by the time we all get bored of it wins.

The only rules are that:

1. You must be level 1 when the screenshot is taken.

2. You must be naked at all times.

3. You must get to your location on your own - no getting a mage to teleport you, or a higher level to run you somewhere. You may follow a higher level character who is going about his business (which might draw comment). You may use boats and zeppelins.

Go forth and get naked!

EDIT: Maybe level 1 is a bit optimistic - exploration XP will probably cause levelling to 2 at least.

Post by **FatherJack** » September 13th, 2008, 22:32

I've run level 1's down to Gadgetzan, up to Winterspring and down to Booty Bay before to get the neutral auction houses and use them as purely money-making characters for the other faction to my main, but you usually hit at least level 3 from the new area discoveries you make on the way.

Still, I'll give it a go, sounds fun.

Post by **Dog Pants** » September 13th, 2008, 23:20

That's kind of what I plan on using this one for after I've done the race. Oddly enough I've already attracted a random lvl34 in Stranglethorn Vale cheering me on and trying to clear my way.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » September 14th, 2008, 0:27

That'll do for now.

Post by **FatherJack** » September 14th, 2008, 2:02

[img size=320]http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a115/ ... 003105.jpg[/img]
Dark Portal

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Kharazan (briefly)

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Stormwind (briefly)

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Alliance horse-bothering

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The Exodar

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(briefly)

Post by **Dog Pants** » September 14th, 2008, 7:07

Blimey. I've got my work cut out for me here.

Post by **Dog Pants** » September 14th, 2008, 8:09

Bloodhoof's so hard he one-shotted me before his massive hammer even made contact. I only wanted a hug.

Post by **Dog Pants** » September 14th, 2008, 22:13

Thrall did the same. Here's Gober taking 24,852 damage after teabagging Thrall's throne.