The Pants Friday Question Of The Week: Alternative Titles

Post by **Dog Pants** » August 15th, 2008, 18:12

Late because of work. Damn work. And my brain.

So mant games have secondary titles nowadays, separated by colons*. Most aren't accurate though. So make up your own!

Here's some examples to get you started;

Doom 3: The Gamma Correction
Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners Of The Earth, But Not As Dark As Doom 3
Duke Nukem Forever: A Study Of Ancient History
Spore: Build Your Own Phallus

*Arf, colon.

Post by **HereComesPete** » August 15th, 2008, 18:31

I've picked a few that actually had the colon treatment (pfft).

The sims 2:Apartment Life More pointless shit.

Call of duty 4:Moder warfare All kinds of win.

Lost planet:Extreme condition colonies edition Lazy console port add on shite.

Mercenaries 2:World in flames Blow more shit up.

The Witcher:Enhanced Edition If only all those new games hadn't arrived, I might actually have sold.

And there is of course

Crysis: Fuck you and your PC.

Post by **Dog Pants** » August 15th, 2008, 18:33

HereComesPete wrote:Crysis: Fuck you and your PC.

Post by **FatherJack** » August 15th, 2008, 18:33

City of Heroes: I'm Spartacus!
Age of Conan: Tiiiiiits!
The Witcher: Tiiiiiits!
Battlefield 2: RAGE
EVE: Space Pirates
CounterStrike: Ninja Concert Tournament Edition

Post by **HereComesPete** » August 15th, 2008, 18:37

FatherJack wrote:EVE: Space Pirates

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4K0rpkCMHA[/media]

Post by **deject** » August 15th, 2008, 19:03

World in Conflict: With Added Alec Baldwin!

Peggle: Play With Some BALLS

Deus Ex: Electronic Old Men
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioiOAdFJKYE[/media]

Post by **Roman Totale** » August 15th, 2008, 19:43

Battlefield 2142: I Will Not Play On Your PC - HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU™*

Vampire The Masquerades: <strike>Bloodlines</strike> Honestly, there are classes other than Malkavian to choose from

Wii Dragon Ballz: HOLY SHIT I'VE GOT MASSIVE ANGRY HAIR OH FUCK IT'S A CREEPY DOLL CHILD RWARGGRHAGHRAHR

*HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU™ is an EA™ Trademark

Post by **deject** » August 15th, 2008, 19:55

Roman Totale wrote:Vampire The Masquerades: <strike>Bloodlines</strike> Honestly, there are classes other than Malkavian to choose from

I started a Ventrue. I only played about 10 hours or so into it, I should try to finish that game some time.

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » August 15th, 2008, 20:19

Roman Totale wrote:Vampire The Masquerades: <strike>Bloodlines</strike> Honestly, there are classes other than Malkavian to choose from, you can even be a furry!

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » August 15th, 2008, 23:02

Assassin's Creed: Sold a grand total of 40000! Buy it to see why.

amblin · Post by **amblin** » August 15th, 2008, 23:26

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » August 15th, 2008, 23:30

Fallout; Mad Max: the game.

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » August 16th, 2008, 2:35

amblin wrote:Supreme HeHulk PC Raping.

Huh

amblin · Post by **amblin** » August 16th, 2008, 10:40

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » August 16th, 2008, 19:20

I didn't even get round to the best of it. When I finally got done patching I booted the game up to have an online match with a mate. BSOD. Write down the error code, google it and do as it suggests to fix the problem. Fire it up again, more BSOD, different code. It may have fucked a stick of RAM so I'm gona set memtest running later when I sit down to watch Dodgeball on Film 4 to check and probably leave it running till morning I think.

If it has, glad the RAMs still under warantee tbqfh. I have no idea how it could, but this just very vidly reminds me of the last time I had dodgy RAM.