Anyone managed to get the basic knife badge?

Gunslinger42 · Post by **Gunslinger42** » August 15th, 2005, 17:37

I've tried a few times to get those seven knife kills, I always get 4 or 5 before the round ends.

Post by **Roman Totale** » August 15th, 2005, 19:48

Fork and Spoon badges are even more difficult to get. The Advanced Cutlery Badge is just a nightmare. Can you imagine trying to remember table etiquette in the heat of battle? Crazy!

One tip though: always start with the cutlery furthest away and work inwards (just don't pinch the lobster hammer of the person sat next to you).

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » August 15th, 2005, 22:19

Roman_Totale wrote:Fork and Spoon badges are even more difficult to get. The Advanced Cutlery Badge is just a nightmare. Can you imagine trying to remember table etiquette in the heat of battle? Crazy!

One tip though: always start with the cutlery furthest away and work inwards (just don't pinch the lobster hammer of the person sat next to you).

SPORKED!

cashy · Post by **cashy** » August 15th, 2005, 22:54

mmm spork.

i havnt actualy tried this. i know i could get the pistol one but i havnt tried that either. the rusian pistol ruleses

Post by **deject** » August 16th, 2005, 1:17

I haven't bothered getting anyhting besides my Basic Armor, Basic Medic Combat, and Basic First-Aid badges.

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » August 16th, 2005, 9:00

Spork skills are indeed difficult to aquire.

I managed my basic sporkage badge in scouts, you had to eat a bowl of tinned spagetti using a spork in under a minute. I never got my advanced sporkage though, eating a full english breakfast with a spork is harder than it seems.

Sledra · Post by **Sledra** » August 16th, 2005, 12:26

Got pistols and knife on a server full of retards when i got bored

Post by **Roman Totale** » August 16th, 2005, 17:31

mrbobbins wrote: you had to eat a bowl of tinned spagetti using a spork in under a minute.

Pah! You should try getting the chopsticks badge doing that

Jinxx · Post by **Jinxx** » August 16th, 2005, 17:42

Roman_Totale wrote:
mrbobbins wrote: you had to eat a bowl of tinned spagetti using a spork in under a minute.
Pah! You should try getting the chopsticks badge doing that

I could eat a bowl of noodles with chopsticks in less than a minute...

Post by **Roman Totale** » August 16th, 2005, 17:57

Jinxx wrote:
Roman_Totale wrote:
mrbobbins wrote: you had to eat a bowl of tinned spagetti using a spork in under a minute.
Pah! You should try getting the chopsticks badge doing that
I could eat a bowl of noodles with chopsticks in less than a minute...

Really? I tend to find they stick in my throat.

Jinxx · Post by **Jinxx** » August 16th, 2005, 18:25

Roman_Totale wrote:
Jinxx wrote:
Roman_Totale wrote:
mrbobbins wrote: you had to eat a bowl of tinned spagetti using a spork in under a minute.
Pah! You should try getting the chopsticks badge doing that
I could eat a bowl of noodles with chopsticks in less than a minute...
Really? I tend to find they stick in my throat.

You're not cooking the chopsticks for long enough.

Nickface · Post by **Nickface** » August 17th, 2005, 0:36

Jinxx wrote:
Roman_Totale wrote:
Jinxx wrote:
Roman_Totale wrote: Pah! You should try getting the chopsticks badge doing that
I could eat a bowl of noodles with chopsticks in less than a minute...
Really? I tend to find they stick in my throat.
You're not cooking the chopsticks for long enough.

There's no real point to this post. I just wanted to make a massive quote.

cashy · Post by **cashy** » August 17th, 2005, 1:07

echo wrote:
echo wrote:
echo_echo wrote:
echo wrote: I could eat a bowl of noodles with chopsticks in less than a minute...
Really? I tend to find they stick in my throat.
You're not cooking the chopsticks for long enough.
There's no real point to this post. I just wanted to make a massive quote.

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » August 17th, 2005, 1:11

Ahhhhhhh TRON!

Nickface · Post by **Nickface** » August 17th, 2005, 1:34

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! CAMEL TOE!

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » August 17th, 2005, 8:28

cashy wrote:
echo wrote:
echo wrote:
echo_echo wrote: Really? I tend to find they stick in my throat.
You're not cooking the chopsticks for long enough.
There's no real point to this post. I just wanted to make a massive quote.

I can eat noodles with chopsticks easy enough: lift bowl to mouth. shovel noodles into mouth with chopsticks. burp. relax.

Post by **FatherJack** » August 17th, 2005, 9:03

mrbobbins wrote:
cashy wrote:
echo wrote:
echo wrote: You're not cooking the chopsticks for long enough.
There's no real point to this post. I just wanted to make a massive quote.
I can eat noodles with chopsticks easy enough: lift bowl to mouth. shovel noodles into mouth with chopsticks. burp. relax.

That's how you're aupposed to do it

Easty · Post by **Easty** » August 17th, 2005, 9:57

FatherJack wrote:
mrbobbins wrote:
cashy wrote:
echo wrote: There's no real point to this post. I just wanted to make a massive quote.
I can eat noodles with chopsticks easy enough: lift bowl to mouth. shovel noodles into mouth with chopsticks. burp. relax.
That's how you're aupposed to do it

I've never really used chopsticks.

Post by **Roman Totale** » August 17th, 2005, 10:00

Easty wrote:
FatherJack wrote:
mrbobbins wrote:
cashy wrote:
I can eat noodles with chopsticks easy enough: lift bowl to mouth. shovel noodles into mouth with chopsticks. burp. relax.
That's how you're aupposed to do it
I've never really used chopsticks.

All ninjas are required by law to be able to use chopsticks. Pirates are allowed some leeway as having a hook for a hand tends to impair chopstick use.

Easty · Post by **Easty** » August 17th, 2005, 10:07

Roman_Totale wrote:
Easty wrote:
FatherJack wrote:
mrbobbins wrote: I can eat noodles with chopsticks easy enough: lift bowl to mouth. shovel noodles into mouth with chopsticks. burp. relax.
That's how you're aupposed to do it
I've never really used chopsticks.
All ninjas are required by law to be able to use chopsticks. Pirates are allowed some leeway as having a hook for a hand tends to impair chopstick use.

I shall learn in time, sensei.