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Day In the Life of a 5punker
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centerededgedesign
- Optimus Prime
- Posts: 1095
- Joined: February 5th, 2006, 18:43
- Location: Farmington, MN, US
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Lets do that small 2 man corp with a funny name idea I was talking aboutfriznit wrote:Oh good God, Project Alice just became MH pets in Cobalt Edge and part of the Northern Coalition, and this only weeks before the RA/Goons failtrain buttrapes the whole region. I do pick 'em sometimes, I really do. How the mighty have fallen
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Anhamgrimmar
- Ninja Pirate
- Posts: 1517
- Joined: July 17th, 2005, 13:29
- Location: Saaaarfampton
Considering it took hundreds of NC pilots to dislodge INSRG, and INSRG was smaller than BoB... and equal if not less skilled in the art of fleet warfare... the NC's gonna get humped. Good.friznit wrote:Oh well, delete RA/Goons insert BoB. Either way NC is going to be like the shit in a faaabulous orgy - getting squeezed between a bunch of dicks and assholes.
Squids are getting better. After a solid month of abuse at our hands, they seem to have learn't align when the FC says so, not when you feel like it. BS.I was out in horse last night (5 in gang 
) in recons and HACs shadowing a 70 man caldari gang. Usually when we do that we can catch 3-4 on gates as the rest of the fleet warps off per system and really peel their fleet apart, but last night it was almost a complete waste of time. for 3 systems we chased them, not getting a thing. Instead we find a fairly equally sized competant gang and nail a rapier for no losses.
2J later we find the squiddy blob again in old man star circle jerking on the villore gate. 100 odd in local, lone ferox being silly and prating about on our in-gate. Down he goes, out we warp as 80 caldari land on our heads. We score a quick gank on a noobs first megathron (Poor chap went AFK at a planet in low-sec after his girlfriend starting screaming about something or other. He convo'd me to let me know his sad story)
Floating about some more, we go camp odvious backdoor pipes, but don't get any kills there either. Sacking the recon fleet we turn back to get BS and do hit and runs against the blob still sitting in OMS but we run into them mid way and somehow get out with 0 losses. 1 system away we down something, then we see invicta jump into the blob and we move to follow. Chase em back to tama were they do something completly uncharacteristic and actually turn around to fight. My lachesis and a faction fitted nighthawk go down, other 3 escape.
That pretty much ended our night. Friendly blob turns up, squids run off into high sec. Joined in with their blob after having some fun with some smart WTs in genesis and getting bitched at in militia for being a wreckless cupcake over losing a destroyer and a cruiser. Berk had the nerve to bring my FCing skills into question at which point I directed some out of corp friends to the discussion and the guy got shouted down by some of my fans
(For the record, I still don't think I'm a massivly gifted FC, but alot of the competant militia FCs say I'm good, and I've had people other than them tell me the same, so I guess I do something right somewhere)
Other than that, it's been a slow week. Hopefully today yelds another caldari blob that we can go play with
) in recons and HACs shadowing a 70 man caldari gang. Usually when we do that we can catch 3-4 on gates as the rest of the fleet warps off per system and really peel their fleet apart, but last night it was almost a complete waste of time. for 3 systems we chased them, not getting a thing. Instead we find a fairly equally sized competant gang and nail a rapier for no losses.2J later we find the squiddy blob again in old man star circle jerking on the villore gate. 100 odd in local, lone ferox being silly and prating about on our in-gate. Down he goes, out we warp as 80 caldari land on our heads. We score a quick gank on a noobs first megathron (Poor chap went AFK at a planet in low-sec after his girlfriend starting screaming about something or other. He convo'd me to let me know his sad story)
Floating about some more, we go camp odvious backdoor pipes, but don't get any kills there either. Sacking the recon fleet we turn back to get BS and do hit and runs against the blob still sitting in OMS but we run into them mid way and somehow get out with 0 losses. 1 system away we down something, then we see invicta jump into the blob and we move to follow. Chase em back to tama were they do something completly uncharacteristic and actually turn around to fight. My lachesis and a faction fitted nighthawk go down, other 3 escape.
That pretty much ended our night. Friendly blob turns up, squids run off into high sec. Joined in with their blob after having some fun with some smart WTs in genesis and getting bitched at in militia for being a wreckless cupcake over losing a destroyer and a cruiser. Berk had the nerve to bring my FCing skills into question at which point I directed some out of corp friends to the discussion and the guy got shouted down by some of my fans
(For the record, I still don't think I'm a massivly gifted FC, but alot of the competant militia FCs say I'm good, and I've had people other than them tell me the same, so I guess I do something right somewhere)
Other than that, it's been a slow week. Hopefully today yelds another caldari blob that we can go play with
After you logged off and I got on last night I moved some ships to Vil for the fights, while I was 7j away of villore a 40+ calamari fleet jumped into Tama. I haul ass back to Vil grab my cruiser since I was a wuss and didn't want to lose it my 1st real night.
So I get to Tama 2 minutes after the the squidies jump back, get in gang 5 minutes after that, then sit around listening to the FCs discuss religion for 20 minutes. So I drop gang and head back to Old Man Star where another fleet is forming, get there right as they all warp off, follow them for 2j till I get another invite, when another 40+ Calamari fleet jumps into Tama, so we turn back to OMS since we are 14 strong.
So in OMS while we are desperately trying to get people in gang and no one is joining we decide to gank a pirate who is locking us on station. Only thing is out of the 7 people we had on station I was one of two who was paying attention to the FC (me and the fc :/) we get him to 1/4 armor before the sentries turn there attention to me and my rax starts fading fast. So like the low sec pvp noob I am I warp to a gate to have my rax finished by the gate guns.
In the end I was too late for the good battle, and ended up losing my rax to gallente sentries.
And you all wonder why I don't pvp.
So I get to Tama 2 minutes after the the squidies jump back, get in gang 5 minutes after that, then sit around listening to the FCs discuss religion for 20 minutes. So I drop gang and head back to Old Man Star where another fleet is forming, get there right as they all warp off, follow them for 2j till I get another invite, when another 40+ Calamari fleet jumps into Tama, so we turn back to OMS since we are 14 strong.
So in OMS while we are desperately trying to get people in gang and no one is joining we decide to gank a pirate who is locking us on station. Only thing is out of the 7 people we had on station I was one of two who was paying attention to the FC (me and the fc :/) we get him to 1/4 armor before the sentries turn there attention to me and my rax starts fading fast. So like the low sec pvp noob I am I warp to a gate to have my rax finished by the gate guns.
In the end I was too late for the good battle, and ended up losing my rax to gallente sentries.
And you all wonder why I don't pvp.
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centerededgedesign
- Optimus Prime
- Posts: 1095
- Joined: February 5th, 2006, 18:43
- Location: Farmington, MN, US
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