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Chickenz · Post by **Chickenz** » June 12th, 2008, 19:23

deject wrote:that coupled with how completely fucking incompetent they made the military out to be just kinda made me angry.

Unlike the truly fantastic US army we know and love that never fucks up anything...ever in an even remotely hight profile way.

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Post by **FatherJack** » June 12th, 2008, 21:55

Why are you quoting deject when it was berk who referenced you?

Post by **deject** » June 12th, 2008, 22:22

Chickenz wrote:
Unlike the truly fantastic US army we know and love that never fucks up anything...ever in an even remotely hight profile way.

that is debatable, but you can't argue that we're not fucking awesome at killing shit. we can kill anything.

Post by **HereComesPete** » June 12th, 2008, 22:28

He's right you know. 1st gulf war the merkins bombed our special horses guys even though they have union jacks on their cars. 2nd gulf war, they've shot at us, at least the ordinance is getting smaller.

Post by **deject** » June 12th, 2008, 23:00

we might have a problem with killing shit we're not supposed to, but damn we do that killing well.

Post by **ProfHawking** » June 13th, 2008, 8:27

Actually, i recon that the US army probably has one of the worst Kill/$ of any army currently in conflict.

You could pretty much replace the lot with trained chimps

Post by **deject** » June 13th, 2008, 14:08

that's on purpose, we need to generate money for Raytheon, Lockheed Martin, etc.

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » June 13th, 2008, 14:36

our army is rubbish too but hey, at least we make pretty good weapons (i think)

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » June 13th, 2008, 14:40

Mr. Johnson wrote:our army is rubbish too but hey, at least we make pretty good weapons (i think)

Yup, Fabrique Nationale are your lot, make happy toys like the minimi (m249)

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » June 13th, 2008, 14:47

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
Yup, Fabrique Nationale are your lot, make happy toys like the minimi (m249)

and the p90, wich i hope you never ever get your hands on.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » June 13th, 2008, 14:50

Mr. Johnson wrote:and the p90, wich i hope you never ever get your hands on.

Not that keen on the P90, doesn't really suit me.

MrGreen · Post by **MrGreen** » June 13th, 2008, 15:03

ProfHawking wrote:Actually, i recon that the US army probably has one of the worst Kill/$ of any army currently in conflict.

Swiss Guard. Nuff said.

EDIT* Ah FAIL. I cant do read.

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » June 13th, 2008, 15:09

MrGreen wrote:
Swiss Guard. Nuff said.

EDIT* Ah FAIL. I cant do read.

?

i don't quite see how the papal guards fit in this discussion.

MrGreen · Post by **MrGreen** » June 13th, 2008, 15:30

I was replying to Prof's kill/$ of armies, but I didn't notice the 'in conflict' bit.

Considering the Swiss Guard haven't really killed anybody since the nineteenth century, I'd say they've probably got a higher $/Kill.

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » June 13th, 2008, 16:52

there a bit like the queen aren't they? Good for publicity, but otherwise useless.

Post by **HereComesPete** » June 13th, 2008, 18:24

Mr. Johnson wrote:there a bit like the queen aren't they? Good for publicity, but otherwise useless.

Pretty much, although our queen is probably more dangerous. She's a dab hand with shotguns, and if pushed I'm sure she'd head butt someone with that spiky crown she's got. Failing that set phil the greek loose, he's great at causing damage.

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » June 13th, 2008, 20:26

HereComesPete wrote:
Pretty much, although our queen is probably more dangerous. She's a dab hand with shotguns, and if pushed I'm sure she'd head butt someone with that spiky crown she's got. Failing that set phil the greek loose, he's great at causing damage.