Anyone fancy playing with a spammer?

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » March 18th, 2008, 10:23

Had this email slip through my gmail felcher over the weekend, and it amused me somewhat so thought I'd share it. I'm considering drafting a reply and seeing how many exchanges take place before they give up and realise I'm taking the piss. Anyone fancy contributing?

annick aranyite wrote: Hi Dearest,
I am the only Daughter of my late parents Mr.and Mrs. Aranyite Agulu, My father was a highly reputable busnness magnate who operated in the capital of during his days.I'm a deaf girl but i can speak little with sign language.
It is sad to say that my father passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad in the year 12th.Febuary 2007.Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who travelled with him at that time. But God knows the truth!
My mother died when I was just 6 years old,and since then my father took me so special.
Before his death on Febuary 12 2007 he called the secretary who accompanied him to the hospital and told him that he has the sum of Seven million,Five hundred thousand United State Dollars.(USD$7.5 Million) left in a Security Company, that he used my name as the only daughter for the rightful beneficiary of the consignment box that contains the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was posisoned.
He also gave an out standing instrution to the company that the Consignment must be sealed and well kept until i ask for it. and it was deposited as an atifact to avoid problem or tamparing by the officers of the company.before use,
I am just 19 years old and a university undergraduate and really don't know what to do. Now I want an account overseas where I can transfer this funds and after the transaction i will come and live with you as a partner and i'm ready to do anything of your choice.
This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast.The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life and i wished to invested under your care with your advise please. I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards.Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded.Now permit me to ask these few questions:-
1. Can you honestly help me as your partner?
2. Can I completely trust you that you can not betray me?
3.What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the money is in your control while i come over and finalize my education?
Please,Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible Immedaitely i confirmed you willingness then i will send to you my picture.And i will need your own pictures as well.
Your's Sincerly Deaf Girl,
Miss annick aranyite

Post by **fabyak** » March 18th, 2008, 10:39

You have to correct her grammar as well

Post by **HereComesPete** » March 18th, 2008, 10:48

Dude! She'll give you loads of money and suck yo dick too! Send her your bank details RIGHT NOW!

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » March 18th, 2008, 12:29

go for it

Post by **TezzRexx** » March 18th, 2008, 14:50

Tell her you're into bondage and the like.

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » March 18th, 2008, 15:27

TezzRexx wrote:Tell her you're into bondage and the like.

Ammendment:

Tell her you're a midget who's into bondage!

Post by **HereComesPete** » March 18th, 2008, 17:20

buzzmong wrote:
Ammendment:

Tell her you're a midget who's into bondage!

Fix'd.

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » March 18th, 2008, 17:24

Cheers Pete!

Fred Woogle · Post by **Fred Woogle** » March 18th, 2008, 18:53

I want a deaf fuck toy :D

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 18th, 2008, 19:22

Pardon?

Fred Woogle · Post by **Fred Woogle** » March 18th, 2008, 19:40

yes, your very beautiful dear....

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » March 18th, 2008, 19:46

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX79tgB2PVk[/media]

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » March 18th, 2008, 22:18

Dog Pants wrote:Pardon?

don't forget who you're dealing with here pants.