Irrevelant stuff #1

Post by **Dog Pants** » February 25th, 2008, 21:33

The only sand he's in is the sand in COD4, 'cos he's playing it right now. Elementary, my dear Pete.

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » February 25th, 2008, 21:40

Note to self: Order for Pete a pair of glasses of at least 12 dioptries.

Post by **HereComesPete** » February 25th, 2008, 22:00

I'm posting from a laptop that has no xfire or cod on it. So unless I use majic* I can't tell that he's playing cod. Either way, it's his turn to post a new song unless someone has beaten his score.

*I don't have my spellbook to hand so I can't. I'll nudge hermione and see what she can do, again.

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » February 25th, 2008, 22:02

HereComesPete wrote:I don't have my spellbook to hand so I can't. I'll nudge hermione and see what she can do, again.

So tell me pete, what is hull really like?

Post by **HereComesPete** » February 25th, 2008, 22:13

It's a shithole with cream phone boxes and chip spice.

But as for hermione, she's legal using bubbles half as much as twice the quarter of my age rule. She's 18 on april the 15th, that's close enough.

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » February 25th, 2008, 23:37

HereComesPete wrote:It's a shithole with cream phone boxes and chip spice.

But as for hermione, she's legal using bubbles half as much as twice the quarter of my age rule. She's 18 on april the 15th, that's close enough.

Using the much preferable English Law (in this situation), she's over 16.

Post by **fabyak** » February 26th, 2008, 1:08

HereComesPete wrote:It's a shithole with cream phone boxes and chip spice.

But as for hermione, she's legal using bubbles

you would sex her using Micky J's monkey as a proxy?!
Now that's one crazy love train

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » February 26th, 2008, 8:51

HereComesPete wrote:But as for hermione, she's legal using bubbles half as much as twice the quarter of my age rule. She's 18 on april the 15th, that's close enough.

the worst bit is, i'm calling you names, but the missus is the same age*...

*i may have mentioned this before, but i'm not sure.

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » February 26th, 2008, 14:51

HereComesPete wrote:I'm posting from a laptop that has no xfire or cod on it. So unless I use majic* I can't tell that he's playing cod. Either way, it's his turn to post a new song unless someone has beaten his score.

You were pesky and beat it 27 minutes before contest closing. Anyway, you can see my xfire profile on the forums, my posts on the forums and blah blah blah yak yak yak.

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » February 26th, 2008, 15:02

Mr. Johnson wrote:
the worst bit is, i'm calling you names, but the missus is the same age*...

*i may have mentioned this before, but i'm not sure.

Having a 17 year old girlfriend isn't necessarily a problem, it kind of depends on how old you are - Soloman's age would be ok, Jockgit's would possibly not. How old are you Mr Johnson?

amblin · Post by **amblin** » February 26th, 2008, 15:04

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » February 26th, 2008, 15:07

Lateralus wrote:
Having a 17 year old girlfriend isn't necessarily a problem, it kind of depends on how old you are - Soloman's age would be ok, Jockgit's would possibly not. How old are you Mr Johnson?

i'm 20. older then soloman, but far from jockgit. so that's allright then.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » February 26th, 2008, 15:10

This, Gentlemen, is one fuck of a tangent, even for 5punk.

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » February 26th, 2008, 15:12

Pah, we've done better I'm sure. We are professionals after all.

amblin · Post by **amblin** » February 26th, 2008, 15:26

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » February 26th, 2008, 15:28

Lateralus wrote:Pah, we've done better I'm sure. We are professionals after all.

at some point we jumped from audiosurf to jailbait, normally we'd stop off somewhere in between.

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » February 26th, 2008, 15:39

Some may argue that it's not a huge leap from smurfs to jailbait.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » February 26th, 2008, 15:45

Lateralus wrote:Some may argue that it's not a huge leap from smurfs to jailbait.

Phwoaaar, Smurfette

MrGreen · Post by **MrGreen** » February 26th, 2008, 16:58

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
Phwoaaar, Smurfette

Code: Select all

Sean Smith: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.

Ronald Fisher: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.

Sean Smith: Smurfette?

Ronald Fisher: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this  cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.

Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.

Ronald Fisher: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.

Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.

Ronald Fisher: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?

Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.

Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.

Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

Sean Smith: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » February 26th, 2008, 17:01

Pffft, excellent referencing there.