5punk Biography

[Chickenz]

Right as a further expansion of the What kind of 5punker are you topic and Berks suggestion I thought I'd start the new 5punk bio.

Feel free to fill out all the options or only answer a few nobody will mind.

Example:

Name: Full name, no name or nickname.
Single/Married: Easy enough
Straight/faaabulous/Bit of both: Easy enough
Age: Under 16, 16-21, 22-27,27-35, 36-Jockgit.
Job: What you do for a living, be it full time or part time.
Interests: Stuff you like to do other than play gaems. e.g Airsoft, asplosions, karting
Picshur:

Me:

Name: Lee, works nickname is Mavis
Single/Married: Single
Straight/faaabulous/Bit of both: Straight
Age:22-27
Job: I'm an Armourer in the RAF, working in Small Arms atm.
Interests: Well other than the obvious PC gaming I enjoy mountain biking, dicking about with petrol RC cars, target shooting/hunting with air rifles and getting drunk. Oh and like the pic suggests playing with chainsaws too.

[Anhamgrimmar]

Me:

Name: Lee, works nickname is Mavis

I've known this berk for going on 3 years now, and i still find it difficult to accept that his real name isn't Mavis.

Name: Gordon, AKA Spinny, Flash, Anham, THATFUCKINGGINGERCUNT!
Single/Married:Easy....wait......Sort of attached
Straight/faaabulous/Bit of both: Straight
Age: 27-35 (Damn you for making me look old chicken!)
Job: I is also an armourer. Although currently i fix helicopters at a supaSekrit airbase in oxfordshire
Interests: Beer, Pies, EvE (Not so much recently ) and converting fossilised dinosaur remains into Carbon monoxide, via the Medium of a V8
Picshur: Not today, i have no cameras lying about at the mo.

[HereComesPete]

Chicken, why not just put your age? Also, I'm not married or single, so I've changed the thingybobby.

Right.

Name: Pete, obviously.
Relationship status: I'm practically married to KV's sister, we have a house and stuff.
Straight/faaabulous/Bit of both: Straight like a priest.
Age: 23. (see chicken)
Job:None at the moment. I have worked as a chef, a pork pie maker, a dry stone waller, a bookseller, a butcher, a bar man, a stock controller, an office/e-sales assistant and made a few pc's for minimal personal profit.
Interests: Airsoft. Real guns. Used to play a lot of sport, especially rugby - 2 broken arms both at wrist, one at elbow too, 2 broken legs, 2 broken collar bones, a broken cheekbone and numerous finger/hand/feet breaks mean I am now an armchair sportsman. I like drinking alcohol, a lot. I occasionally cook, I spent too long doing 50-60 hours a week to really maintain a constant passion for it. Films, books, motorbikes, cars, drugs, fancy forren beer. I've stopped model making/electronic gizmo manufacturing, I used to do a lot, but the cost became too silly. I like smoking too, which is a shame because I really should give up.

This is me getting my super beardz on.


And this is me getting my drunken sweary on in world headquarters, a great club in newcastle.

I don't really have many pictures of just me, or in fact of me and others outside of pubs/clubs.

[Dr. kitteny berk]

Name: Berk
Single/Married: As good as married, but not married. yet.
Straight/faaabulous/Bit of both: Yes, I've done all of those, but pretty straight at the moment.
Age: 22
Job: Broken, benefits whore. also the great bukkake overlord.
Interests: Airsoft, watching movies, cooking foods, eating foods. porn.
Picshur: You don't want that.

[deject]

Picshur: You don't want that.

no. no I don't want that.

[Dr. kitteny berk]

Oh, there might need to be an offspring bit too, given a few 5punkers have tainted the gene pool.

[Joose]

Picshur: You don't want that again.

fix'd

[deject]

fix'd

too true, he's sprung those pics on me more than once.

[mrbobbins]

Name: Matt
Single/Married: Not married but not single
Straight/faaabulous/Bit of both: Straight
Age: 28
Job: Broadcast Engineering Coordinator for the Discovery channel(s)
Interests: Outdoorsy things, walking/camping skiing etc. Pubs, fillums, books, oh and the odd bit of gayming
Picshur:

[Dog Pants]

Bobbins, you have a new picture every time and every one of them makes me laugh. Hot breath indeed

Name: Si
Single/Married: Married, with a sprog on the way
Straight/faaabulous/Bit of both: Straight
Age: 29
Job: Server admin for RAF
Interests: Beer, movies, reading, golf, beer. I'm pretty good at painting those little figures, but haven't done it for years.
Picshur:


EDIT: Pickshure, taken about five minutes ago.

[bomberesque]

Name: James, known as Bomber for my toilet habits (allegedly).
Single/Married: Married
Straight/faaabulous/Bit of both: Straight
Age: 37
Job: Project and Turnaround planner on a big oil refinery in Antwerp.
Interests: Mountainbiking, (then watching) rugby, (while drinking) beer, (and talking about) cars. And EVE. Normally I would be more into games than I am at the mo but my flat layout means that I can't play while bubble is in bed as the keyboard noise carries (no, really). Also my PC runs on Steam (no, not valve steam, the one that comes from burning coal under a kettle) but will be moving and buying new PC around summertime so all should get better from then on. I like watching movies aswell, specifically anything with exploding helicopters or aliens in (but preferrably both). Oh yeah, skiing and scuba diving, although rarely in combination.
Picshur: the avatar is me at the HK rugby7s a few years back (prolly '01 but can't remember)

[buzzmong]

Name: Ian
Single/Married: Single
Straight/faaabulous/Bit of both: Single
Age: 20
Job: Student in Portsmouth
Interests: Gayming, random technology, music, learning to play bass guitar/normal guitar, being slightly posh (apparently), books, I would say swmming but I've not done it in a few months, motorbiking

Picshur:

**Coming once I find a half decent one**

[Hehulk]

Name: Richard
Single/Married: Single
Straight/faaabulous/Bit of both: Straight
Age:20
Job: Job?
Interests: Eve, computer gaming in general, mountain biking, motorbikes, camping, bree, reading, dark haired wimenz

[Akiakaiu]

Name: Daniel
Single/Married: Single w/ ex-wife
Straight/faaabulous/Bit of both: Straight
Age: 31
Job: Land Surveyor/designer
Interests: MMORPGS, hell any kind of RPG, music, and fantasy/sc-fi books
Picshur:And give Friz ammo, are you all nuts?

[RO-BO]

Name: RO-BO
Single/Married: Married to Evil
Straight/faaabulous/Bit of both: Yes
Age: Hadean, Archean, Proterozoic and Phanerozoic Eons
Job: Overlord of; the Universe/space time continum/your mom
Interests: Mass murder, enslavement, aids, nuclear asplosions, ale, horses, Candy Mountain, Counter-Strike
Picshur:

[img size=500]http://www.bobbins.xappy.com/Store/ROBO/Nuclear-1024x768.jpg[/img]

[Baliame]

Name: Ákos [...]
Single/Married: Single
Straight/faaabulous/Bit of both: Straight
Age: 16-16.0000000000000000007
Job: I SELL MY BODY FOR MONEY EVERY SATURDAY
Interests: Guns, cars and teletubbies explosions.
Picshur: I do believe this is just an attempt from Chickenz to get our pictures for gaysturbation purposes. NO LUCK!

[Dr. kitteny berk]

Picshur: I do believe this is just an attempt from Chickenz to get our pictures for gaysturbation purposes. NO LUCK!

[amblin]

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[Joose]

Name: Ed, Joose
Single/Married: No, neither of those.
Straight/faaabulous/Bit of both: Straight
Age: 27
Job: Its a secret. Seriously.
Interests: Almost any entertainment media you can think of, anything wierd, SCIENCE!, Beards and associated geekery, dancing in ways that defy gravity.
Picshur: I'll get back to you on that, as the only picture of my I have handy is whilst im dressed as Spongebob Squarepants.

[buzzmong]

Joose, you missed out being a master of loud shirts somewhere in there.