The Golden Crumpass

Post by **HereComesPete** » December 30th, 2007, 23:15

Do I see the hobbit fucktard? The man who would shag the queen?

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » December 31st, 2007, 0:45

Gunslinger42 wrote:slightly (and poorly) photoshopped

<img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2101/214 ... f698_o.png">

I believe Here Cums Pete would be more appropriate for this picture.

Post by **HereComesPete** » December 31st, 2007, 2:11

It's 'comes' even when talking about ejaculate.

To me cum sounds like cwm, which is a type of valley, usually containing a lake similar to a tarn, but it is found in wales (as evidenced by the spelling), that sounds like it should be said as quim, which is of course slang for a vagina. And the best of all vaginas is of course the quim de la quim.

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » December 31st, 2007, 2:55

I like to make the "come" and "cum" difference as I hate everything that has a million meanings. Also the Hungarian "come" has the exactly same "cum" meaning, but it sounds so faaabulous that a lot of people (incl. this guy) decided to use the other words for it.

Anhamgrimmar · Post by **Anhamgrimmar** » December 31st, 2007, 8:12

HereComesPete wrote:It's 'comes' even when talking about ejaculate......

You have never read the instructions in a packet of durex AICMFP

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » December 31st, 2007, 8:44

Having to read it is said. It's simpler than a point-and-click action game. Like, Use Durex on Penis.

Anhamgrimmar · Post by **Anhamgrimmar** » December 31st, 2007, 9:04

Baliame wrote: Having to read it is said. It's simpler than a point-and-click action game. Like, Use Durex on Penis.

Mary whitehouse appears, and slaps your legs

/+9001 bonus points if you know which game that line came from

Sol · Post by **Sol** » December 31st, 2007, 13:06

Post by **HereComesPete** » December 31st, 2007, 14:41

Baliame wrote: Having to read it is said. It's simpler than a point-and-click action game. Like, Use Durex on Penis.

By the time I've got the thing out of the pack, worked out which side is slippier, then tried to stretch the thing down my cock, I've little in the way of dirty fuck thoughts left and the old chap is thinking about going back to sleep. Now I'm not shagging around, I don't use one, much easier.

Post by **Roman Totale** » December 31st, 2007, 17:10

Anhamgrimmar wrote:
Mary whitehouse appears, and slaps your legs

/+9001 bonus points if you know which game that line came from

Battletoads?

Post by **Dog Pants** » December 31st, 2007, 21:46

Roman Totale wrote:
Battletoads?

Rock Star Ate My Hamster?

Post by **fabyak** » January 2nd, 2008, 19:28

personally I refuse to see that fucking film, i've read the book and it is awesome (just started the last of the series), and I saw the trailers and thought they looked woefully miscast. The graphics looked a bit 90's and Lyra is meant to be a tomboy ffs, not some twatty curly haired blond thing. And also I can't believe they tried to remove (from what i've heard anyway) that have tried to remove all religious references and leanings in the film

The Second Book wrote:especially as Lord Asriel opened the hole to the next world to wage war against God (Well, "The Creator", but same thing really). Way to go Hollywoodtards

Here endeth my rant