21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas

[Plug Full of Lead]

1. I prefer breasts to legs

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!

21. I do like a good stuffing.


I don't know if this is in the correct place, I did look for a comedy forum area first. Have we got a comedy forum area? if so where?

[Dr. kitteny berk]

Silly stuff like this can either go in here, or on the discussion board, both are suitable

[Plug Full of Lead]

Silly stuff like this can either go in here, or on the discussion board, both are suitable

Cheers

[Grimmie]

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[Joose]

21. I do like a good stuffing.

Every year my mum says this. Every year my dad says "Wahay!" Every year my sisters and I pray for the earth to swallow us whole.

[cheeseandham]

21. I do like a good stuffing.

Every year my mum says this. Every year my dad says "Wahay!" Every year my sisters and I pray for the earth to swallow us whole.

Reminds me of a Christmas Finbarr Saunders and his double entendres.

[deject]

Every year my mum says this. Every year my dad says "Wahay!" Every year my sisters and I pray for the earth to swallow us whole.

[eion]

Every year my mum says this. Every year my dad says "Wahay!" Every year my sisters and I pray for the earth to swallow us whole.

Swallow you whole, you say?

Wahay!

[Guybrush]

lol I see this place hasn't changed