5punk Awards 2007

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » December 12th, 2007, 17:36

TezzRexx wrote: Northwesten! - For this instant classic.

fucking classic

MrGreen · Post by **MrGreen** » December 12th, 2007, 17:47

TezzRexx wrote:

Check out Mr Green's newish avatar with the post he made, makes it so much more lul worthy - http://5punk.co.uk/phpbb/viewtopic.php?p=99737#99737

pfffft

I forgot about that

Post by **Roman Totale** » December 12th, 2007, 18:34

Spammer Of The Year Award - Pete, for the nonsensical gibberish that he litters the boards with

Most Potential As A Vampire Award - Berk, he's available to play games at any time of the day or night.

Pimp Of The Year - B/Tukkake

Nazi Of The Year - Northwestern

Monkey-At-A-Keyboard Award - Frodo Lennon

Bastard Of The Year - all of you cunts

Liver Of The Year - I think JockGit has publicly consumed more than anyone else this year.

The Sir Die Aloty Award for 5punker Of The Year - Papa Jack. For a short time I was worried that 5punk might cease to be, and this upset me. Fortunately FJ jumped into the breech (oo-er). Close second would be Doggers.

eion · Post by **eion** » December 13th, 2007, 8:21

Roman Totale wrote:The Sir Die Aloty Award for 5punker Of The Year - Papa Jack. For a short time I was worried that 5punk might cease to be, and this upset me. Fortunately FJ jumped into the breach (oo-er). Close second would be Doggers.

(Fix'd, too.)

Fred Woogle · Post by **Fred Woogle** » December 13th, 2007, 8:35

On the whole Nazi subject, I've recently been called, a Nazi, a Neo Nazi & A Nazi Sympathiser...

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » December 13th, 2007, 8:36

Ty aka Sir Die Aloty wrote:On the whole Nazi subject, I've recently been called, a Nazi, a Neo Nazi & A Nazi Sympathiser...

you've been playing console games online then.

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » December 13th, 2007, 9:33

No, console tards can't spell Sympathiser. Probably can't spell Nazi or Neo either.

Post by **HereComesPete** » December 13th, 2007, 9:56

Lies! They can, it just takes an hour or two to enter it in with the gamepad!

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » December 13th, 2007, 10:53

Spammer Of The Year Award
Pete.

Most Potential As A Vampire Award
Berk.

Pimp Of The Year
Everyone else has said Berk, so Grimmie

Nazi Of The Year
Eion.

Monkey-At-A-Keyboard Award
Pete

Bastard Of The Year
Grimmie

Liver Of The Year
Jockgit

The Sir Die Aloty Award for 5punker Of The Year
Spoodie, for always being there with a kitten pic tbqh

Post by **HereComesPete** » December 13th, 2007, 11:40

Pfft, monkey at a keyboard indeed! My grammar is generally impeccable, I think you're far more likely to win with your occasional northwesten-esque utter gibberish posts.

eion · Post by **eion** » December 13th, 2007, 12:13

HereComesPete wrote:My grammar is generally impeccable; I think you're far more likely to win with your occasional northwesten-esque posting of utter gibberish.

Fix'd.

Post by **fabyak** » December 13th, 2007, 12:26

Eion wrote:
HereComesPete wrote:My grammar is generally impeccable; I think you're far more likely to win with your occasional northwesten-esque postings of utter gibberish.
Fix'd

*Ahem*

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » December 13th, 2007, 12:28

fabyak wrote:*Ahem*

Um, that makes no sense.

Post by **fabyak** » December 13th, 2007, 12:45

If they are occasional, then they cannot be a lone post, so I added his dropped s

Post by **HereComesPete** » December 13th, 2007, 12:55

It's still posting without the s. Probably. The problem lies with some old dude/s applying Latin grammar rules to the English language, it just doesn't work because they are very different.

Post by **tandino** » December 13th, 2007, 13:49

To get this thread back on track, and avoid the cyber grammar cluster fuck that is no doubt rocketing towards us, like so many globs of fresh 5punk:

Spammer Of The Year Award
Loin for the first half of the year and for his outstanding contributions to chevrons/vidrons
HerecomesGinge for the latter half of the year

Most Potential As A Vampire Award
Berk's been up awfully late a lot recently, me and him have had one or two 1-2am chats regarding technical issues etc.

Pimp Of The Year
The lovable cu<b></b>nt again I think, via his b/tukkake recruitment drives

Nazi Of The Year
Loin for first half of the year, HerecomesGinge for second. Lateralus gets an honorary mention for BACKING THE FUCK OFF!

Monkey-At-A-Keyboard Award
I know we lost him this year, but I think Northwesten should be awarded it posthumously.

Bastard Of The Year
Toast with his hardcore codeskillz0rs11

Liver Of The Year
Should be for the 5punker who drank the most and stayed lucid really. In the absence of that quality, I'm voting Jockgit.

The Sir Die Aloty Award for 5punker Of The Year
Father Jack, without him none of this would be possible

eion · Post by **eion** » December 13th, 2007, 14:20

fabyak wrote:If they are occasional, then they cannot be a lone post, so I added his dropped s

"Posting" in this context refers to the activity of making a post rather than the posts. As Berk said, your way ("postings") sounds less correct.

HereComesPete wrote: The problem lies with some old dude/s applying Latin grammar rules to the English language; it just doesn't work, because they are very different.

Commas are generally not appropriate substitutes for punctuation marks such as semicolons, hyphens or full stops.
In addition, "grammar rules" is tautological.

/trying to win Nazi regalia back

Post by **HereComesPete** » December 13th, 2007, 14:25

Just give Eion the fucking title back please Pantsu/FJ. He's driving me insane!

eion · Post by **eion** » December 13th, 2007, 14:30

HereComesPete wrote:Just give Eion the fucking title back please Pantsu/FJ.

HereComesPete wrote:He's driving me insane!

Remember, you opened the door to this when you started correcting other people's grammar.

Post by **HereComesPete** » December 13th, 2007, 14:42

I never opened any door to 'tautology', I just pointed out some of the ambiguity/incorrect spellings of others. Picking apart syntax and punctuation is too much effort for me, you seem to love it however.

I never attempted to take any small moustache and bastardised Indian symbol away from you, people suddenly assumed I did, but I was mainly intending to wind buzz up, which I did. Annoy the mods until you get your 'punishment' back, I don't want it, or given it's technically a punishment, maybe I do, and you don't?!

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