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Post by HereComesPete »

I love you too bobbins! :lol:
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Post by Lateralus »

HereComesPete wrote:Zomg lat! You've still not hit 55! You started this whole thing modern cod with berk and I! And I did have to be in work for 8am after that 3.45am finish, but it wasn't so bad, except still being a bit drunk and unable to think properly, and having leetle tiny squirrel eyes that were red.
Aye, but I've not been able to dedicate the same number of hours to playing it as some of you lot have!
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Post by HereComesPete »

We are not fail! We are less shit! 5punk, opening up a can of creamy man-milk whoopass! I just beasted a 20+ per side server over 3 rounds with my shotgun. It's too busy to try and get any of the weirder achievements finished though, it's a couple of minutes of frantic chaos, not how I like to play cod.

Also, yes to the no-one really knows how to use the knife, I got my kill streak with red screen of almost death challenge with my trusty blade, they lined up nicely and I just kept slicing.
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Post by Baliame »

Okay, let's talk powerlevelling.

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I thought I'd have some fun and I went to a 24/7 Shipment FFA server. The tactics is that you put on Matyrdom, Bandolier and Overkill with two nice weapons, survive the respawning, then prone in front of a spawnplace and shoot. Guaranteed lots of XP + challenges done.
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Post by buzzmong »

That's some serious non challenge XP there.
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Post by Baliame »

And add up the challenges. You camp aiming for the head at a spawnplace. If it's a weapon you've never used before, that might just be 150 kills and headshots, yielding 2x1000+2x500+2x200(?) XP. (Not to mention the helicopters, airstrikes, etc)
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Post by MIkkyo »

Not as much XP but did give me a warm glowy feeling inside as well as completing a mission. Hardcore for the win, its like being in a western whoever is quicker on the draw wins.
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Post by Baliame »

Hardcore TDM? Nah. Hardcore SD with 2 minutes round time? Yay.




A thing I learned:
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<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kitteny_berk/2108670712/" title="cod4mp-20071213-103431 by Kitteny Berk, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2038/210 ... 6ba1_b.jpg" width="1024" height="640" alt="cod4mp-20071213-103431"></a>

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Looks like the locals were being a bit ornery.
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I have just orderised my copy so I can now come and play on proper servers :)
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Post by Fred Woogle »

apparently lat was haxing and playing 2 copys at once....
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Post by Lateralus »

3 in fact. They couldn't cope with 3 people having the same name, so cried hax and tried a vote kick. We ignored them an won heavily instead. I'm the top Lat on that list by the way. :)
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If you can still win while playing three games, you are a mighty adversary.
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Post by Dog Pants »

I never got the logic of people who got fewer points than you calling you a noob. Surely that's even more of an insult to them, as they're not as good as you?
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Post by Dr. kitteny berk »

Dog Pants wrote:I never got the logic of people who got fewer points than you calling you a noob. Surely that's even more of an insult to them, as they're not as good as you?
well, we (as far as I could tell) are noobs for lobbing grenades into large groups of them, then launching an airstrike into the same group.
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Post by Lateralus »

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
well, we (as far as I could tell) are noobs for lobbing grenades into large groups of them, then launching an airstrike into the same group.
Then a helicopter, then running out of ammo and repeating, for 10 mins, with the occasional knife too.
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Post by Fred Woogle »

Lateralus wrote:3 in fact. They couldn't cope with 3 people having the same name, so cried hax and tried a vote kick. We ignored them an won heavily instead. I'm the top Lat on that list by the way. :)
Yeah, I know this, they werer too stupid to notice that there was another down a space.
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Post by Roman Totale »

u fuking n00bs, omg wat a bunch of fags u are!
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Post by Dog Pants »

Oddly enough Berk got a similar reaction today when he, Lat and I were grabbing the top spots on a server earlier. Mostly them really. Just goes to show there's always idiots on the internet.
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