Things we learned from public servers

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Things we learned from public servers

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Firstly: "5punk, we're not shit"

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Secondly: hacked servers = possibility for haxxors, which just kills the whole game. Solution is either to have our own large and mental public server, in addition to the private one, once Tukkake is up, or just for people to all buy it so we can play on proper servers.

Either way, 5punkers are no longer shit. :)

Thirdly, public server players are truly awful at knifing, in that they almost never do it unless you're on a mounted machine gun.

Fourthly, public server players also very rarely have martyrdom on, and often succumb to it. :)
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Post by Dr. kitteny berk »

We also learned that we should kick Lat in the head if he ever suggests 1:30am cod again.
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Post by Lateralus »

Pah. 3.45am is still the latest, and you're only complaining because you're sober. Won't be the case tomorrow night I wager.
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Post by Dr. kitteny berk »

damn right. 19:15 until my liver hurts :)
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Post by Lateralus »

19.16 at least.
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Post by Nickface »

so does this mean that ya'll are going to get 5perm back together again? *runs*


ALSO: HAX!
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Post by Dr. kitteny berk »

Nickface wrote:so does this mean that ya'll are going to get 5perm back together again? *runs*
Yes, once ty spends 2 weeks sober/not on drugs and becomes a born again Christian.
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Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
Yes, once ty spends 2 weeks sober/not on drugs and becomes a born again Christian.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by FatherJack »

"5punk: We're less shit" sounds better. Don't want to get all cocky and clanny.
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Post by Dr. kitteny berk »

FatherJack wrote:"5punk: We're less shit" sounds better. Don't want to get all cocky and clanny.
I think that was what we decided on on TS. either that or "5punk - We're a bit less shit now"
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Post by Lateralus »

FatherJack wrote:"5punk: We're less shit" sounds better. Don't want to get all cocky and clanny.
To be honest, I'd far rather keep it as it is, and have it almost as a joke in that we're not actually too bad, on average. Any change would make it seem a bit clanfaggy, and until we've <strike>indoctrinated</strike> introduced new members to our ways, they may not take it the way it's intended.

I also forgot the mention that after a few minutes of the round, when we were all on about 60/70 points, Roman got an airstrike and killed 10 people in a single go. :lol:
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Post by Dog Pants »

Well I'm still shit.
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Post by Sheriff Fatman »

Dog Pants wrote:Well I'm still shit.
:above:
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Re: Things we learned from public servers

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:above::above:
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Post by Grimmie »

The server is called Noobz R Us.
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Post by Lateralus »

Haha, good point. I'd not noticed that, I just joined Berk through xfire.
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Post by Roman Totale »

Lateralus wrote:Haha, good point. I'd not noticed that, I just joined Berk through xfire.
:above:

Although to be fair there are a couple of Captains and a Lt. Col on there. I can confirm though that there is no sound more satisfying than that of 10 direct hits from an airstrike.
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Post by tandino »

Dog Pants wrote:Well I'm still shit.
I will be for the foreseeable future.
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Post by HereComesPete »

Zomg lat! You've still not hit 55! You started this whole thing modern cod with berk and I! And I did have to be in work for 8am after that 3.45am finish, but it wasn't so bad, except still being a bit drunk and unable to think properly, and having leetle tiny squirrel eyes that were red.
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HereComesPete wrote:I have no life
Fix'd ;)
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