Portal spoilerz/discussion

Post by **Grimmie** » October 10th, 2007, 23:08

That was MOST magnificent.

Grimmah wrote:I didn't have much trouble with 18 - It just took me a while to kind of.. See.
The last level hurt my head, but will stay with me for a long time. Fantastic boss, great script.

I also miss box

Post by **ProfHawking** » October 10th, 2007, 23:14

Anyway, this cake is great. So delicious and moist!!

great stuff. Agree with it not being too long/hard/easy, infact just right.

Stoat · Post by **Stoat** » October 10th, 2007, 23:18

ProfHawking wrote:Agree with it not being too long/hard/easy, infact just right.

Yes.
That said, I can't wait for the custom maps to appear!

Post by **Grimmie** » October 10th, 2007, 23:20

Stoat wrote:Yes.
That said, I can't wait for the custom maps to appear!

Won't be the same without announcer voice

Post by **Grimmie** » October 10th, 2007, 23:28

Also; I always have closed-captions on in steam games, just so I don't miss anything.
When the radio plays, it comes up as [Peppy music]

Which made me chuckle

Fear · Post by **Fear** » October 11th, 2007, 0:30

Fantastic game.

Best credits evah!

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » October 11th, 2007, 0:55

Awsome.

Really.

And lvl 18 was much harder than level 19.

The ending speech before the credits is great as well.

And the credits: Fuck yeah.

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » October 11th, 2007, 9:03

god i love this game. THANK YOU VALVE!

that is all.

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » October 11th, 2007, 9:17

Gunslinger42 wrote:<a href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2419/153 ... .jpg">HUGE SPOILER!</a>

HUGE PROBLEM LOADING PAGE!

Post by **HereComesPete** » October 11th, 2007, 14:16

Caek is NOT a lie!

Roman, the last room on 18 advanced, was it just me who finds it a truly haggard experience? I gave up last night, but I've mentally worked a way out, I just have to try it. I actually dreamt about portal, and

!!big fat spoiler unless you've completed both!! wrote: its relevance to black mesa/ep 2 with the projectors on funding in apature labs, and in ep 2 the MOTHERFUCKING boat in the ice!!! WHAT!!!

All in all, this didn't get anywhere near the hype of TeeF, and it really is a one time 'fuck no!' deal, apart from custom maps etc. But for an immersive single player experience, valve has hit the fucking bullseye with portal, especially the ending credits, fucking jaw-droppingly genius.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » October 11th, 2007, 14:30

HereComesPete wrote:
!!big fat spoiler unless you've completed both!! wrote: its relevance to black mesa/ep 2 with the projectors on funding in apature labs, and in ep 2 the MOTHERFUCKING boat in the ice!!! WHAT!!!

!!moar morbidly obese spoilars!! wrote:I liked that too.

As far as I can tell, AS and BM were govt. funded labs for fucking about, most likely competing for budget (see: slideshow in portal) AS also seemed to be quite bitter about BM getting all the pennies.

I can only assume portal happened before the black mesa incident as the world wasn't fucked at the end, (also figure that they moved out to sea after the portal incident, due to (probably) whatever happened at portal).

Either way, looks like ep3 will be on a boat with a portalgun

Assuming the Portal Gun and Grav Gun are related, maybe a cleanup crew or some such recovered crap from AS and took it to black mesa for analysis?

/probably needs to get over portal at some point soon.

Post by **HereComesPete** » October 11th, 2007, 15:06

Moar cheese? No, not moar cheese - moar spoilers!!! wrote:Well, The thing about that funding was, remember the size of black mesa? Huge, and them some. The funding they received was what they asked for, the portal request was over twenty times this, going by the just about seen scale on the projector, and they got very little. May be a reason as to why the super AI went totally fucking fruitloop

Yes, AS were very bitter, and also yes, I think the gravity gun is an early prototype from AS, it looks rougher, and could well have been salvaged from the ruins that you as the female with leg brace things create in portal

The boat in the ice is maybe where they put whats left, and sent it off to north/south pole/alaska? Where it seems to have had another accident

Ep3, if it is, will fucking rock, imagine a gravity gun, and a portal gun, and sending stuff through cycles of holes, then sending them flying at super high speed at other stuff. Also, it will have the flying combine overmind maggots in, and they killed eli, the fuckers are gonna pay!

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » October 11th, 2007, 15:08

All of that.

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » October 11th, 2007, 16:19

Are you spoilering Ep2 in a Portal thread?

Post by **HereComesPete** » October 11th, 2007, 17:11

Yes, and quite possibly ep3 as well!

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » October 11th, 2007, 17:11

HereComesPete wrote:Yes, and quite possibly ep3 as well!

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » October 11th, 2007, 17:27

I don't think I've seen 5punkers this excited evar.

Teef was close, but this eclipses it.

Anhamgrimmar · Post by **Anhamgrimmar** » October 11th, 2007, 17:48

>.< NARBACULAR DROP MOTHERFUCKERS! DO YOU SHAREWARE IT?

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » October 11th, 2007, 17:58

WHY AM I STILL LISTENING TO THE MUSIC FROM THE CREDITS?

Portal credits/ep2/3 thought wrote:<strike>listening to</strike> masturbating furiously into the lyrics from the credits, I'm wondering if the AI survived and got chucked onto a boat to continue testing or stop her asploding again.

Post by **HereComesPete** » October 11th, 2007, 18:11

Because its all of the win, turned to 11.