Derby Evening Press: Yet another war in York! Raktam gets a

News Reader · Post by **News Reader** » September 9th, 2007, 11:00

Derby Evening Press: Yet another war in York! Raktam gets a queen!
News for 9 Sep 2007

-The the Derby Evening Press is one of the unofficial newspapers on the island of Shartak. Issue 11 is now online at http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/Derby_Evening_Press/Issue_11

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Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » September 9th, 2007, 11:02

eion · Post by **eion** » September 9th, 2007, 11:17

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » September 9th, 2007, 19:06

In celebration we need to do something off the cuff.

I'd say a jungle CDC but that's much to difficult for us to ever do.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » September 9th, 2007, 19:07

buzzmong wrote:In celebration we need to do something off the cuff.

I'd say a jungle CDC but that's much to difficult for us to ever do.

bollocks is it.

Should be fairly easy with some planning.

Post by **HereComesPete** » September 9th, 2007, 19:16

Er. Berk have you even read what you wrote? We are 5punk, we are herding bee's, a big cock in the jungle, thats old mac

What we need is another fight, not the defending york one (I'll kill any invaders, I'm a yorkman) I want a fight thats huge, someone like the 1st colonial militia or even better, the whole of derby, that will get us in the paper more!

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » September 9th, 2007, 19:24

you might want to keep some of that, say, in the waugh room.

Serious Sam · Post by **Serious Sam** » September 9th, 2007, 19:25

HereComesPete wrote:I want a fight thats huge, someone like the 1st colonial militia or even better, the whole of derby, that will get us in the paper more!

Flattered that you consider us a huge fight.

Post by **HereComesPete** » September 9th, 2007, 19:56

I mostly consider you to be a raging dickhead. Absolutely everyone in derby is a fight, you're not even a fence dispute with a backward neighbour.

Post by **HereComesPete** » September 9th, 2007, 20:00

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:you might want to keep some of that, say, in the waugh room.

I'll give the spy's fair warning. If we do anything, then it'll be a surprise after being organised (hah, us, organised!) secretly. Here, I've goaded an idiot into a response, and serious sam had something to say as well!

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » September 9th, 2007, 20:03

HereComesPete wrote:I mostly consider you to be a raging dickhead. Absolutely everyone in derby is a fight, you're not even a fence dispute with a backward neighbour.

Killavodka · Post by **Killavodka** » September 9th, 2007, 22:48

nice handbag, the pink tweed effect would go really well with your fabulous self.

Post by **tandino** » September 10th, 2007, 10:43

Nobody can handbag quite like a Berk (word felcher or not - you decide!). Kudos sir.

Serious Sam · Post by **Serious Sam** » September 11th, 2007, 15:57

HereComesPete wrote:I mostly consider you to be a raging dickhead. Absolutely everyone in derby is a fight, you're not even a fence dispute with a backward neighbour.

Why don't I show you how much of a fight I am cockend? Big words for a noob.

Post by **Grimmie** » September 11th, 2007, 16:43

Serious Sam wrote:
Why don't I show you how much of a fight I am cockend? Big words for a noob.

OMMMGG u sed a rood werd.
i m telin da polece.

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » September 11th, 2007, 17:05

Serious Sam wrote:
Why don't I show you how much of a fight I am cockend? Big words for a noob.

Now now, lets not resort to rudeness.....

/me bums

Post by **tandino** » September 11th, 2007, 17:53

Hehulk wrote:
Now now, lets not resort to rudeness.....

/me bums

I know, he's only been here five fucking minutes and already the place is falling apart. Easy, Samantha baby. You're one of us now...

Post by **HereComesPete** » September 11th, 2007, 23:44

Serious Sam wrote:Why don't I show you how much of a fight I am cockend? Big words for a noob.

Sure, I'll come and fight...

...just give me a few minutes to finish pulling my shit covered dick out your sister and a few minutes more so I can clean it on your mothers face.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » September 11th, 2007, 23:45

HereComesPete wrote:Sure, I'll come and fight...

...just give me a few minutes to finish pulling my shit covered dick out your sister and a few minutes more so I can clean it on your mothers face.

You're getting Sammo and KV confused again.

Post by **HereComesPete** » September 12th, 2007, 0:11

KV's mum cooked me a nice fry-up, so I'd wipe my cock clean on KV instead, might even make him smell better.