Biscuit Tit

The Biscuit-Tit is an often misunderstood food animal.

Due to it's flitting nature it can appear anywhere at any time to bring tasty, delicious treats to people both in the workplace, and at home.

Characteristics and Appearance

Because of their small stature, and limited psycho-kinetic powers, Biscuit-Tits tend to specialise in one or two forms of treat. The most common is the cookie, a hardened dough biscuit speckled with chocolate chips. Others train for a broader spectrum of treats such as curly-wurlies, hobnobs and double-deckers.

There have been rare sightings of biscuit-tits working in unison with the famed Lunch Penguin, to deliver biscuits for mid day dunking.

Biscuit-Tits rarely carry carry their food due to the weight ratio they would have to endure, and often perch at a convenient place by the recipient to conjure the food up there and then. Produce usually appears with a biscuit-coloured flash and a soft explosion that sounds like 'PAF!'. Unwrapped biscuits can suffer from mild crumb-explosions showering workbenches and armchairs alike with cascading biscuit pieces.

Most appear to be modelled on Blue tits, though a few variants have been spotted delivering more exotic, and foreign snack products. Great tits, Coal tits, Siberian tits and the elusive Green-backed tit have all been sighted delivering biscuity-related-goodness within the last ten years.