5punk is nothing without its Members. The people below are by no means all the members, they're just the ones who somebody decided they had something to say about.

Site Admins

Woo Elephant Yeah

Role: Site Creator Often referred to as Wey, or Woo (which can be confusing) 5punk is Wey's Baby, as, oddly enough, is Wey's baby. He is still amazed at how a simple idea has evolved into this rather active gaming community. In May 2007 WEY declared that he was standing down as site owner due to his ever increasing family commitments, but he's still the Daddy of our little family.

FatherJack

Role: Site Owner When WEY stepped down as site owner, FatherJack offered to take up the responsibility. It was agreed unanimously, first among the admins and later among the site members, that our foul-mouthed cleric was ideal for the job and with him he has brought new ideas, skills and enthusiasm.

Stoat

Role: Site Admin Mustela erminea Our very own php jedi, Coded the Scheduler and the Discussion board. Stoat has been there since the birth of 5punk, and without him, we wouldn't have any of the things we have.

Dog Pants

Role: Site Moderator After watching his posts for some time, WEY decided to ask Dog Pants to join the 5punk admin team. Dog Pants has done a wonderful job moderating 5punk's forum, and has helped influence a lot of the recent decisions/suggestions for 5punk. He can usually be found stumbling around groaning in Urban Dead, or watching Zombie flicks at home. Pants' is actually the master beard of the 5punkiverse, often now found to be dreaming of SLA. New evidence shows he may actually be a bard.

Spoodie

Role: Site Admin His calm presence on the forums and web-savvy has allowed him to alleviate the pressure the other admins were beginning to feel and has proved very capable in a crisis. spoodie is master of the Impact Text Kittens, and has seen every film, ever.

Dr. Kitteny Berk

Role: Game Server (Bukkake) Owner While not part of the forum admin team, Berk runs and administrates our gaming servers. This shouldn't stop people xfiring him when 5punk is down though, because he loves being told. Berk has a particular way with words that can come across as quite offensive, but he's a kitten really and has probably provided more help and advice for fellow 5punkers than any other member. Berk likes vodka, and has a sleep pattern that can only be described as random. He also has awful taste in music.

Members

Team RO-BO

Roman Totale and MrBobbins' team from a CS:S Tournament we held.

Probably won, but as survivors are yet to be found we cannot be sure of this.

Widely believed to be the founding partners of the following website: http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

Gunslinger

Gunslinger was Created by RO-BO using old toaster parts, flips out if he sees a bagel.

So horribly, horribly good at all games.

0.001% of his neural processing runs all NASA orbital navigation and communication systems and he is a technical consultant on Richard and Judy

Hehulk

Massive EVE addict. Claims that xfire is inaccurate and that this means he has has missed three hundred hours of actual play time due to router issues with ports. Was promoted to moderator on the eve forum just because of the sheer number of hours he plays it.

Also plays BEEF and CSS. Tends to cry hax a lot when losing

Pnut

5punk's personal Battlefield 2 point resource. An avid fan of Battlefield 2 even though he isn't very good, can often be heard on teamspeak threatening to beat Chicken to death with his Keyboard/Mouse/Chair and many other assorted inanimate objects, normally after being sniped from next week for the ninth time in three minutes.

Deject

Deej is one of our resident 'merkins. He's also just released an EP called "Conceptual Intercourse" which is available on Amazon Here.

Word to your mother Deej, how is your mother?

Mikkyo

Runs a webcomic, Fuctinthehead, which is updated daily and is Rather Good. Also One of the only 5punkers to actually work in the games industry. Ok so he stacks shelves at Gamestation.

Tandino

He's honoured to be on the list. Also currently has a great avatar of a kitten. A lover of BDSM sex games, likes to whip himself whilst others watch.

Lateralus

An all round thoroughly nice chap. Truly under the thumb of 'er indoors and consequently playing games far less than he should. Interesting fact: He's a town planner, mess with him, get a roundabout in front of your driveway.

Grimmie

Lord of Brum and Master of Vlad. 5punk's resident artist. Is very attracted to beards, and also hosts GrimBash, which has been a resounding sucess and we thank Mr Grim Grim muchly.

Killavodka

If it was not for lag, ping, memory, processor, PSU, Core Temp, HereComesPete and the fact that God seems to hate him, he would be the greatest FPS player in the world. Can reach vocal notes capable of making dogs ears bleed. Altogether now after three, Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!

Mr. Johnson

Our man in Belgium. He will let us know if that statue of the little boy stops pissing or Poirot dies. Likes getting backstabbed constantly in COD, honest.

Fabyak

FAAABULOUS Darling.

Chicken

Creator of all random mic noises. Likes to munch food and talk down his mic at the same time, thankfully the muppet frequently forgets to unmute himself after eating. Resident Beef sniper whore and OMG JOO FLUKEY ZOMG HAXXOR, takes great pleasure in winding Pnut up. Closet console tard, has been on a PC gaming break for 3 months now, though COD4 tempted him back. Hails from deepest darkest Scotland. Eats lots of ice-cream when gaming and on TS, the fat bastard.

Buzzmong

The ladies Favourite Purple car owner. Often referred to as 'Vibro-Spaz' or 'Bumzomg'.

Cashy

Just listen out for the words 'Cashy you shit' on TS and you know he's online. Do not ask him for advice on nuts, or chillies.

HereComesPete

Is currently wooing Killavodka's sister, a source of constant amusement to 5punkers. Likes to wind up Killavodka at any given opportunity. Has frequent brain farts as a result of imbibing chemicals during his philosophy degree. Many feel that HereComesPete and Killavodka have a 'special' relationship all of their own given the frequency of their arguments.

Ty aka Sir Die AloTy

Ty is one of the more colourful 5punkers. Often less than coherent for various reasons, we love his drunken ramblings. Once sported an impressive mohican and loves metal more than most 5punkers love CAEK and bummings. He used to die a lot, but worryingly he's started to improve lately. Maybe he's sobering up.

Jockgit

Probably 5punk's most senior member, but only more mature chronologically. Jockgit is famous for being able to fall asleep when and where no others could, often as a result of copious amounts of cheap alcohol. Photographic evidence suggests he may be a pirate.

E-Rabbit

Another purple car owner (challenge him and he'll foam and swear it's blue), is known to strike the campest poses on Earth and to be photographed with phallic references. Also known as Lord Bobbington.

Friznit

Friz is another EvE'er and is currently running (ie, shouting lots) the Eve corporation 5punkorp. He's also a Tank Commander in the British Army, so if you anger him too much you'll find your house crushed and tank tread marks over your lawn. Has a penchant for ponies.

Amblin

Semi-retired EvE'er who has been partly groomed into playing computer games too, namely Call of Duty 4

Baliame

5punk's resident whiner, nothing is ever alright to him. Also considers Lateralus his arch-nemesis. Comes from the country of constant hunger, Hungary. Due to an unpronouncable name, he is often called Mr. Bubbles, Derek, or just Bob. Believer and preacher of the Cow World Domination Cult. Will also turn into a communist at slightest provocation and sing the 1944 Soviet Anthem.

Oh, and he's completely fucking crazy.

Shada

Chowder! Chowder! Likes RPGs and ~~bunnyhopping~~ long walks on the beach.

He joined 5punk after following Grimmie into a dark room. We probably don't want to know what happened in there.

Mr Green

Gay as a window. Responsible for the "sup" craze, Mr Green is also a mute - feel free to scream obscenities at him over TS without fear of rebuke.

Solomon

Has his own band, 'Schrodinger's Mouse', and also likes to take pictures of himself in black and white. All together now, EEEEEEMMMMMMMOOOOOO!

Nickface

Known widely as "The American who is most commonly mistaken for Deject." Has an amazing selection of hats. Is also a Reverend, so can marry you to a horse if you ~~so wish~~ mess around with him. Possibly.

Sheriff Fatman

Alcoholic layabout, sounds a bit like Chappers from Radio 1. Master of the "Gay Jump", likes creating characters that look like Joose in MMONGS and getting 13-year old boys to cyber him.

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