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5punk FACK

What is 5punk?

5punk is a friendly community of gamers based on the ethic of playing for fun hence the title

"5punk - the gaming equivalent of a kickaround in the park"

Quote Woo Elephant yeah, the site owner:

"Well one day I decided it would be a good idea to get like minded 'b3tans' (b3ta.com) to all play online games together. Since then there's been no looking back, and 5punk has now turned into an active online gaming community for all ages and types of people. You do not have to be a member of b3ta to join 5punk, as it's an open gaming community, it's just that b3ta is historically a root for people to come here."

Basically we play for fun, get on well with like minded gamers and utterly fail to arrange anything. Ever.

We also run our own gameserver, as this allows us to switch games we host easily depending on what's popular.

Why 5punk?

This is at least partly related to the being an offspring of b3ta.com

The use of a number in the place of a letter started with b3ta, but was taken up by 4rthur, 5punk, just as a nod to our roots.

Thread where the name was decided.

How do you pronounce 5punk?

Spunk - a slang term for male ejaculate

not Five-Punk, not fpunk.

Games We play (mostly)?

Battlefield 2
Counter Strike Source
Call of Duty: United Offensive
EVE
Unreal Tournament
Quake 4
UrbanDead

The games we play change reasonably often, we'll often try new games and get bored of them in the space of hours.

However BF2, CS:S, CoD:UO and Eve are our staple games with a strong, and in the case of Eve, militant following (No, really. Those EVE players are nuts).

When does 5punk play?

We play games most evenings, generally using a set schedule of games during the week and random games as and when they happen.

Monday: Nothing set
Tuesday: Call of Duty
Wednesday: Counter Strike Source
Thursday: BattleField 2
Friday: UT04 or Quake4
Saturday: Nothing set
Sunday: Nothing set

More info about the games we play

Battlefield 2

Our BF2 addiction has been gaining power since release, often getting 8+ players for our scheduled games on thursdays.

We often play on the Lanarchy.co.uk Karkand & Sharqi Server (81.19.208.91:16567)

Call of Duty: United Offensive

AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CANNON

We use a lot of custom maps which can be downloaded Here

Counter Strike Source

omg! hax

EVE

Oh. dear.

UrbanDead

Inconspicuous browser based MMORPG set in the zombie apocalypse, easily played at lunch time at work. 5punkers tend to gravitate towards pubs, occasionally organising excursions such as the Malton Pub Crawl in order to bring sunshine to the lives (or undeaths, as the case may be) of human and zombie alike.

Stuff we Run

This list is likely to change but

Teamspeak server

Shoutcast server

CS:S 217.112.95.67:27015

DoD:S 217.112.95.67:27017

Cod:UO 217.112.95.67:28960

We need a better method for doing this.

5punk Slang/Terminology/Memes.

BEEF - Our name for battlefield 2 (battlefield 2 > BF2 > BF > BEEF)
CoD - Our name for the Call of duty series (usually referring to Call of Duty: Untied Offensive)
HamAndCheese - name for Hamachi
Floorware - Software you've found, often by careless people misplacing CDs.
Deject's mom - The mother of one of our members, often heard screaming in the background of teamspeak.
Ninja concerts - Cited as the reason for people avoiding arrangements.
/me bums - Staple greeting of the Eve players, taken from their gentle (sometimes) in-game sodomising.
CAEK! - Like cake, but better.
ZOMG! Pie! - Flaky Pastry with a nice filling

Apps we use and how to use them.

Xfire

Xfire is an app that acts as an instant messenger with in game support and gives ability to easily join other 5punkers in game

We also have a list of our xfire usernames and a small app to automatically add everyone

Xfire List

Auto-Adder (buggy)

Teamspeak

Teamspeak is our voice comms medium of choice - given the ease of use, and reasonable licensing terms.

Server Address: 217.112.95.67:8767
Server Password: cranberry

Hamachi

Used to allow us to play older games over the Internet, also allows us to test experimental servers safely and securely.

Basic guide (placeholder until a 5punk-specific one is made)

If Hamachi is needed for a game, the network to join and password for the network will be posted in the scheduler.

Flora and Fauna

Woo Elephant Yeah

Often referred to as Wey, or woo (which can be confusing)

5punk is Wey's Baby, as, oddly enough, is Wey's baby.

Stoat

Mustela erminea

Our very own php jedi, Coded the Scheduler and the Discussion board.

Dr. Kitteny Berk

From WEY:

Abrupt, Rude and quite possibly Obnoxious, Berk speaks his mind and what you see is what you get.

You know where you stand with Berk, and he's the first to admit that. However, without him, 5punk would never have lifted off the ground in the way that it has, and his continuous work, help, time & money has got Bukkake up and running, along with the Shoutcast radio shows as well. He's the unsung hero, but more a hero without the shiny long blonde hair and chiseled jaw, more of a dark shadowy figure lurking in the corner fixing servers and swearing repeatedly at things whilst snarling. So to sum up *thinks about words carefully again*, even though Berk can be a bit of a sarcastic foul mouthed bastard, we love him in our very own special way.

From Berk

Yes, I am a foul mouthed bastard, I swear a lot, I'm generally too honest and blunt with people, if I don't like you, you'll know.

However, I readily admit this is my own protection method, I'm actually a pretty nice chap and will help people however I can, providing I've not been awake for the last 3 weeks.

Other Notes:

Keep any appendages you don't want rapidly amputated away from his mouth.

He drinks a lot of petrol.
He was born in space, and he was brought up in the fabled lost city of Atlantis.
He never blinks.
He roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves.
If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear his balls.
He is confused by stairs.
He naturally faces magnetic north.
He is illegal in 17 U.S. states.
His favourite food is raw meat.
He has no age.
He urinates 180 Proof Alcohol.
He has acid for blood.
His sweat melts time itself.
He was voted the top neurosurgeon in Denmark for seven years running.
He last slept in 1947.
He invented the apple.

Team Robo

Roman Totale and mrbobbins' team from a CS:S Tournament we held.

Probably won, but as survivors are yet to be found we cannot be sure of this.

Widely believed to be the founding partners of the following website: http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

Gunslinger

Created by robo using old toaster parts, flips out if he sees a bagel.

So horribly, horribly good at all games.

0.001% of his neural processing runs all NASA orbital navigation and communication systems and he is a technical consultant on Richard and Judy