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Keep any appendages you don't want rapidly amputated away from his mouth.
 
Keep any appendages you don't want rapidly amputated away from his mouth.
  

Latest revision as of 18:18, 27 December 2006

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Keep any appendages you don't want rapidly amputated away from his mouth.

  • He drinks a lot of petrol.
  • He was born in space, and he was brought up in the fabled lost city of Atlantis.
  • He never blinks.
  • He roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves.
  • If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear his balls.
  • He is confused by stairs.
  • He naturally faces magnetic north.
  • He is illegal in 17 U.S. states.
  • His favourite food is raw meat.
  • He has no age.
  • He urinates 180 Proof Alcohol.
  • He has acid for blood.
  • His sweat melts time itself.
  • He was voted the top neurosurgeon in Denmark for seven years running.
  • He last slept in 1947.
  • He invented the apple.