The Jock Bash consists of most people arriving whenever they feel like it (he has an open house policy) and then converging on one of the local hostelries in the town centre. Foods are normally found at some stage in the evening then its back to Château de Jock for more imbibing and inane chatter.

Day Two will consist of hangovers, breakfast (last time supplied by LadyJock Winestorm), and then the Pleasure Beach. Despite sounding like some hedonistic sandy haven it is in fact a tacky Fun Fair welded on to the arse end of Blackpool. ~~Despite this~~ it is usually found that much fun, frolicking, and acting like pre-pubescent teenagers, is the order of the day, coupled with the occasional cry of "CHICKENZ!!! FAGGOT!!!" which can be heard above the laconic cries of the Gulls that nest on the Pier.

Day Two will consist of hangovers, breakfast (last time supplied by LadyJock Winestorm), and then the Pleasure Beach. Despite sounding like some hedonistic sandy haven it is in fact a tacky Fun Fair welded on to the arse end of Blackpool. Bad weather and wannabe oompa loompa's besides, it is usually found that much fun, frolicking, and acting like pre-pubescent teenagers, is the order of the day, coupled with the occasional cry of "CHICKENZ!!! FAGGOT!!!" which can be heard above the laconic cries of the Gulls that nest on the Pier.

Day Three, is normally recuperation day but as I really can't remember what was actually done I won't dwell on the point.