5punk

Evening all!
I think the time is upon us to have another race, but I feel it is only fair that we wait for the current holder of the 'Fastest 5punker in teh West' title to come back.

I propose same rules as before as they seemed fair, but bribery should be allowed this time *eyes his soon to be 9 figure bank balance*

and as I didn't get to play last time, and I want to see if I can challenge teh Boots Of Speed in my sexy Amarr ship (and hopefully shame Joose into not taking the piss out of the Amarr people any more!)

JOOSE! HURRY UP AND GET YOUR WIRELESS SORTED!

Well seeing as I'm shit, and I know for a fact that Joose has a speedier ship than I, I'm not going to take part. If we have another "Let's all go and kill ourselves in deadspace and pretend to be lezzers!" outing.. Then I'll do that :D

Edit:KNOCKERS!

but that just resulted as a POD ATTACK! and was somewhat of a let down I felt (although I will happily lez off with you during the race if you wish) as it took ages to get there, then we got nailed straight away (and we were probably allowed to get as far as we did because we were in pods!)

And anyway, your ship is useful enough as I remember!

Arr, It is rather speedy..
but a race seems pretty pointless when you know for a fact someone's faster than you. It's like running the 100 metres against Linford christie.. With you in jeans and your trainers, and him in a jet-fighter..

Edit:

NIPPLES!

but it says in the rules that while it is frowned upon, it is not illegal (in terms of the racing) to open fire on your competitors!

Hmm.. *Dons big fuckoff missles*

Edit: HOOTERS

Indies only would be pretty good :D

Otherwise we could go for a relay type thing, go for the first leg in frigates or what have you as before, but then pick up our Indies at pre determined point and then on to the finish!

WHAT SAY YOU?
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NIPPLES!

Is there a rule about using Insta-Jumps? If there isn't I propose that they be banned for the race

Wow, lots of votes for nipples. A race would be fun, specially in frigates, so I could get in on the action, so to speak.

if you wait 10-15 days, i shall be happy to join you all in whatever madcap adventures you embark upon.

*dons waiting cap*
*kicks ukonline in teh fuck*

*Also perpares to wait 8 days to get EVE back*

Coming soon to a bum near you....

*BUMP!*

*BUM!*