5punk

Something punchy, exciting and that encapsulated the new, fresh, funky 5punkorp that's part of a Betrayal Under Mayhem. Geared towards attracting PvP mainly, since we have a strong industrial group already.

Competition time. Winner gets a T2 frig of his choice from me!

friznit wrote:Something punchy, exciting and that encapsulated the new, fresh, funky 5punkorp that's part of a Betrayal Under Mayhem. Geared towards attracting PvP mainly, since we have a strong industrial group already.

Competition time. Winner gets a T2 frig of his choice from me!

5punkorp: we dont like POS warfare............


5punkorp: we wanna kill stuff

5punkorp, The 5punk that kills.

5punkorp. Making people 5uccessful in a changing Eve.

You can't beat 5punkorp.

5punkorp, Get some on you......it's the facial that kills......


Wait, you need a bio or a tag line?

Version 1, pre-edit for length, Also, should Friz have longer hair in his childhood? Maybe he pretended to be a girl to get more 'love'?

Born during the Caldari-Gallente wars, Friznit learned quickly that to win was to live, and his will to live was strong. Friznit managed to qualify for state-funded pod pilot training at a very early age, probably due to a forged Identi-Scan using a failed mugger's thumb. Despite his young age, he graduated, only to find himself piloting a barge within sight of his homeworld, mining minerals to build Battleships and missiles for other pilots to use. Every month his requests for transfer were denied, and his loathing for his officers grew stronger. The efficiency of the state-run mining allowed him no personal profits though, leaving him unable to buy a ship for his own. One day, while leaving the pod hangar for shore leave, Friznit was beset upon by a pirate. Evidently the poor sod had mistaken Friz's cleanly pressed uniform for that of an officer. Instead of a squeal and a wallet, the pirate got a broken elbow and felt his own blood on his hand, his blade cutting his own throat. Friznit picked up the bag the pirate had dropped, and continued on his way as if nothing had happened. While waiting for a shuttle, Friznit opened the bag, and discovered the control codes and docking information for a Badger MK II. Friznit decided that he wouldn't be returning to a barge flying for the state, but would take this opportunity to forge his own destiny.

After visiting home, Friznit went to the hangar housing the pods, and while waiting for clearance for a lift to the Badger, resigned from the Caldari Navy. When his pod first came into range of the Badger, he wondered if he had made a mistake, the badger was badly damaged, with armor plates missing completely on the aft side, and obvious damage to the hull. Upon docking with the ship, the pod's circuitry began feeding him what he feared would be data showing the ship wasn't even spaceworthy. Friznit held out hope that there would be cargo to sell to earn the repair fees. The automated repair bots weren't cheap. The data seemed foreign at first, until Friznit began to see it's origins. While the armor was indeed badly damaged, it appeared that the ship had shield systems salvaged from very advanced ships, the readouts showed that the shields were vastly more powerful than standard, and that they were more than adequate to withstand any attack he had ever seen. Then, he saw the data he had been waiting for, the cargo hold was full of Zydrine! Friznit looked up the closest buy order, and queued his ship for undocking.

For his first few months in space, Friznit was a lone-wolf trader. He learned from others that his knowledge for combat was incomplete, so he bought all the skills he could train. Finally, he bought and fitted his first {INSERT SHIP}, and headed for the famed wealth of 0.0 Sec. Space. Without any corporate backing though, Friznit learned survival in the wilds of space was impossible, so after his 12th clone activation, Friznit headed to the pub to find a Corp that would have him. Finding a Corp turned out to be harder than finishing Pilot training. Many corps wanted pilots to join them for the Corp's profit, but Friz knew enough to avoid those. Most other corps only admitted people that they recruited, worrying about spies infiltrating their ranks. Then Friznit found 5punkorp. Despite being a rag-tag group from all over the galaxy, 5punkorp had a Corp ethos that rang true with Friznit. The Corp was founded on friendship and trust, with it's members encompassing a wide range of skills. Friznit found them very welcoming, and the most supportive group of people he had ever met. He even found the mindless droning of mining lasers to be worthwhile when he knew the minerals were going to help a friend.

5punkorp was also fluid and adaptable, which proved profitable as the wars between races ended, and the wars between Alliances took their place. 5punkorp had managed to ally itself with a powerful Alliance whose main aim was trade throughout the wilds of 0.0 Sec. Space. Friznit led 5punkcorp on many operations that supported the Alliance, until it's defeat at the hands of a mercenary coalition that both infiltrated its ranks, and defeated it with military might. 5punkorp supported it's withdrawal into more secure space, then quietly separated ways. Several corps that had supported the Alliance shared a desire to destroy the horses behind the Alliance's defeat, and joined together to form their own Alliance. Hobo's was born. It's members strive to hone their militaries and skills to defeat the horses of evil that prayed upon a peaceful Alliance for the sake of profit and war, and seeking battles to learn from to hasten their goal of justice.

o.O

traveyb wrote:o.O

Slightly modified for length version:

Born during the Caldari-Gallente wars, Friznit learned quickly that to win was to live, and his will to live was strong. Upon graduation from pilot school, Friznit was accepted into the Caldari Navy, where he was assigned to a mining barge. Despite his many requests for transfer, the Navy needed the ore, and a barge pilot he stayed. One day he walked by a hangar auction. Nobody was bidding, so he bid 10 ISK on the whole hangar, and got it. Inside was a ship's manifest for a Badger MK II. Friznit saw this as his opportunity to forge his own destiny.

Friznit went to the hangar housing the pods, and resigned from the Caldari Navy. When his pod first came into range of the Badger, he wondered if he had made a mistake, the badger was very badly damaged. Upon docking with the ship, the data seemed foreign at first, until Friznit began to see it's origins. While the armor was indeed badly damaged,the shield systems were salvaged from very advanced ships. The readouts showed that the shields were vastly more powerful than standard, and that they were more than adequate to withstand most pirate attacks. Best of all though, the cargohold was full of Zydrine!

For his first few months alone in space, Friznit was a lone-wolf trader. He learned from others, and trained to match their skills. Finally, he bought and fitted his first {INSERT SHIP}, and headed for the famed wealth of 0.0 Sec. Space. Without any corporate backing though, survival in 0.0 was impossible, so Friznit headed to the pub to find a Corp that would have him. That's when Friznit found 5punkorp. Despite being a rag-tag group from all over the galaxy, 5punkorp had a Corp ethos that rang true with Friznit. The Corp was founded on friendship and trust, with it's members encompassing a wide range of skills. Friznit found them very welcoming, and the most supportive group of people he had ever met.

5punkorp was also fluid and adaptable. As the wars between races ended, and the wars between Alliances took their place, 5punkorp managed to ally itself with a powerful Alliance whose main aim was trade throughout 0.0 sectors. 5punkcorp supported many operations for the Alliance, until it's defeat at the hands of a mercenary coalition that both infiltrated its ranks, and defeated it with military might. 5punkorp supported it's withdrawal into more secure space, then quietly separated ways. Several corps that had supported the Alliance shared a desire to destroy the horses behind the Alliance's defeat, and joined together to form their own Alliance. Hobo's was born. It's members strive to hone their militaries to defeat the horses of evil that prayed upon a peaceful Alliance for the sake of profit and war, and seeking battles to learn from to hasten their goal of justice. It was at this critical juncture that Friznit became CEO of 5punkorp, where he strives to bring new strategies and technologies to the ranks of miners and industrialists that form it's core membership.

Again o.O

"Yar Har Fiddle Dee Dee, Random bummings are alright with me!

We do what we want because 5punkorp is free!

I am a 5punker!"



It's late-ish, and it's about the only thing I can think of this evening.

All U need to do is link this

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How's this?

5punkorp saved Friznit, plain and simple. Without the camaraderie he found with it's members, Friznit had been toying with the idea of flying combat missions without the security of a clone contract. Before joining 5punkorp, Friznit had been a low level freelancer for any corp that could pay him. Despite the profits of freelancing, the rewards were hollow. Flying alone in the vastness of space became unappealing quickly, and led him to look for others to work with. 5punkorp was the answer. A rag-tag group of friends from every race that somehow managed to work beyond the racial barriers for the good of all. Friznit also loved that 5punkcorp was fluid and flexible, and always willing to try something new. It's members were primarily industrialists, with a knack for mining whole belts of ore at the drop of a hint, but increasingly they spent their time mining also discussing tactics and combat ships, until the membership decided to join BUM, a combat oriented organization centered on neutrality and combat skill. It was at that juncture that Friznit returned the favor to 5punk, and helped to save it. 5punkorp's previous CEO had met with an affliction of the heart, causing him to remain planetbound, and the corp needed leadership to give it focus. Friznit became CEO with a direct appointment from the exiting CEO, and proceeded to strengthen the portions of the corp that were working, and create more opportunities for it's membership to engage in combat. Friznit now strives to increase the combat capabilities of the corp, while retaining the corp ethos that had built it thus far.

centerededgedesign wrote:How's this?

5punkorp saved Friznit, plain and simple. Without the camaraderie he found with it's members, Friznit had been toying with the idea of flying combat missions without the security of a clone contract. Before joining 5punkorp, Friznit had been a low level freelancer for any corp that could pay him. Despite the profits of freelancing, the rewards were hollow. Flying alone in the vastness of space became unappealing quickly, and led him to look for others to work with. 5punkorp was the answer. A rag-tag group of friends from every race that somehow managed to work beyond the racial barriers for the good of all. Friznit also loved that 5punkcorp was fluid and flexible, and always willing to try something new. It's members were primarily industrialists, with a knack for mining whole belts of ore at the drop of a hint, but increasingly they spent their time mining also discussing tactics and combat ships, until the membership decided to join BUM, a combat oriented organization centered on neutrality and combat skill. It was at that juncture that Friznit returned the favor to 5punk, and helped to save it. 5punkorp's previous CEO had met with an affliction of the heart, causing him to remain planetbound, and the corp needed leadership to give it focus. Friznit became CEO with a direct appointment from the exiting CEO, and proceeded to strengthen the portions of the corp that were working, and create more opportunities for it's membership to engage in combat. Friznit now strives to increase the combat capabilities of the corp, while retaining the corp ethos that had built it thus far.

SHORTER

This one is even better

All too me-centric. It needs to encapsulate the corp in a punchy one liner and make people go "Oooh, that looks like a fun corp to be in"

Bear in mind that people will look at a 5punker, click the corp icon, check the corp info and then check out the CEO and his bio. That bio needs to be something that tells them a little bit about who we are, what we do and shouts "come join us, you'll have fun here".

oh i was thinking of bios for you not corp oops

5punk: The gaming equivalent of a kickaround in the park. But in space. With bummings.

/didn't try very hard

5punkorp:

We tape you
We lick you
We bum you...

...and you'll love it... bitch.

Hmm, worked for eRabbit....
Do we want more eRabbit's around though?

Joking, of course!

5punkorp, more fun than Crack, and without the annoying side affects!

Come join Friz and the gang as we do whatever we feel like! Need a new BS? Likely that we can handle that in a day, if not hours!
Looking for you piloty types that can kill more ships than you lose, although we might maybe have a bpc and mins to build you another if you'll join us on vent and haul a bit.
Very close-knit group of peeps from all about the globe. Be warned though,
once you get 5punk on you, you'll never wash up the same again!
^ may be prone to bummings.