5punk

Derby Evening Press - issue 5
News for 21 Apr 2007

• -The the Derby Evening Press is one of the unofficial newspapers on the island of Shartak. Issue 5 is now online at http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/Derby_Evening_Press/Issue_05

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Source: Shartak News
Description: News from the island

Woo! Fame at last. I'm not sure I agree with how things are reported there, but it seems to be trying to be impartial and as I've obviously got a biased opinion so it might look a bit skew-wiff to me. Fails to mention that Nighter and Serious Sam were being utterly obnoxious though.

Rah! Now to get RO-BO mentioned...

Also (because I can't be arsed to start a new thread), some of you may have noticed that Bauer killed someone inside the Waugh today. Not one of us, but one of the York Cup contestants.

I know we have a no kill policy, but under the truce we'll just have to let it slide. Bauer has also messaged to explain why he did it, which I think is reasonable.

Sort of loosely connected to the newsletter subject matter, I have a potential solution to some of our boredom issues:

We take the Island that was discovered after the earthquake and make it our own little 5punk colony. I've not been yet so don't know how big or populated it is but imagine our own 5punk republic!

Any thoughts?

It's already been taken.

They've called it R'lyeh

Roman Totale wrote:They've called it R'lyeh

I approve of this thoroughly. Bagsy Cthulhu.