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Congratulations go to Father Jack for being killer number 100 of our favourite local deranged lunatic.

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Another funny here (off topic to start).

Woohoo! *fists*

er, I mean *punches the air*

Shartak waugh arms ftw!

I just tried to kill him again in the Colonial Police HQ... sort of. Hit him once and saw he was at 71HP, so I gave him a gold coin, defaced the hut, and scarpered.

So, when do we move into the Waugh Arms?

Kijijijijijjieieiei is on 12 health in the CP HQ.

Joose and Co are already there so they might be spanking him also.

I got him and teabagged him for his shit fast-food service.

Also amusing on their forum:

Kjendlie wrote:Where is the new pub? I dont see any hut that these Czech-wannabes have made it. It better not be outside, because York law has a no-open-alcohol-containers-in-public rule.

'Cos we're doing such a good job of sticking to the 'it's illegal to hang out in Kjendlie's house demanding fast food and killing him every day' law.

He has a point though, where the hell is the waugh?

http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/The_Waugh_Arms needs to be updated with location I think so people can find it, but once again my Wiki powers are weak old man

The location is currently classified (until it has been "secured"), due to the risk of them reading the 5punk forums.

<b>URGENT!</b>

Kjendlie is down to 1hp and I ran out of AP. PLEASE someone finish the cupcake off!

Ta

howled a bit, dunno if i got him

Fuck yeah! I've killed him twice today now, beat that!

Dog Pants wrote:Fuck yeah! I've killed him twice today now, beat that!

*beats*

let me know when you're done, my wrist is getting sore.

Plus, more evidence that he really is just a cupcake who deserves no sympathy (like we would have shown it anyway).

Manic Kjendlie (to the tune of The Bangles - Manic Monday)

Six o'clock already
I was in the middle of a stream
Drinking salt and fresh water
Just trying to get some XP
But I'm feeling some hate
From a madman that just can't get laid
He's trying to arrest me
But soon he's going to feel my blade

It's just another manic Kjendlie (ooh oh)
He's not very friendly (woah oh)
Foaming at the mouth depravedly
You'll find him church on a Sunday
It's just another manic Kjendlie.

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:The location is currently classified (until it has been "secured"), due to the risk of them reading the 5punk forums.

Okay, so when are we going to go and "secure" it?

Ownslaught is in the CP HQ and has Colonial Police as a secondary clan.

Can we kill him? I sorta stopped as nobody else seems to me?

Fear wrote:Ownslaught is in the CP HQ and has Colonial Police as a secondary clan.

Can we kill him? I sorta stopped as nobody else seems to me?

Nope, that place is now the waugh arms, as such no killing (unless they attack or kill someone else)