5punk

Poor old Joose was killed by Oztec (is that the right name?), so I bummed his corpes and set off to avenge him. I found a couple of CPers and took a few swings, and maybe shouted 'willies!', and eventually found him hiding in a hut. Chopped him up a little bit (I knew I wouldn't kill him and that he'd kill me, but meh), then noticed we were in a church and that they'd asked for no violence in it. The bloody wuss was hiding in a church! So I apologised to everyone else and told them I was stepping outside so that Oztec could retaliate. Moral high ground FTW, and a nice propaganda victory I hope. I might have called him a cowardly bummer too.

Speaking of which, I can now haunt

, so once I'm done drinking salt water down at the beach, I'll wander back into town and bum the Colonial Police from the spirit world. I like to think that my ghostly wail actually sounds more like "wiiiiillllllllllllliiiiieeeeeeeeesssss!"

Who ya gonna call?

I've been killed by that cupcake twice now.
He's killed me in non-violence zomes before and not batted an eyelid

I thought he was CP, and it seems he thought we were CP. I've invited him to join us.

I'm in the Colonial Police building letting out haunting screams periodically, if anyone wants to join me.

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oztec says “you talk too much fool! you just want to protect that zombie Grimmie” (2007-03-31 14:25)
oztec says “I'll crush all the coppers! If you follow me around again I WILL KILL YOU, ok?” (2007-03-31 14:26)
oztec says “I AM THE OZTEC! I WILL DESTRUY ALL!” (2007-03-31 14:27)
oztec says “err..destroy” (2007-03-31 14:27)
oztec says “erm...WILLIES” (2007-03-31 14:27)
oztec attacks you for 1 damage. (2007-03-31 14:28)

Hahaha, I love this guy.

I think we should make him our mascot.

Dog Pants wrote:I think we should make him our mascot.

That.

PS: WILLIES!

Grimmie wrote:

Destruy the zombie!

5punk

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