Old Macdonald- WANTED: BUMMED OR ALIVE!

[cashy]

Farmer: http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=7519

Me: http://www.shartak.com//profile.cgi?id=9076

At time of print, i have killed nobody, as you can see (Cashtart has been inactive since the shits birth). But he has still killed me.
Why? Because i am Colon Police is why. He also killed http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=7865 , presumably for the same reason. Please note: Farmer boy is colonial.

Just to be a bitch: I would like everybody killed by the Colonial police to make a new post like this one. Not because i dont like him, but because in times of such war a bunch of posts down the forum like this will serve as a great mental deterrent and aid in psychological warfare against the Colonial police.

So go on, make a new post. It takes as much effort to make and read as a reply to "pirate in the waugh v8" and as an added bonus it will even make WEY errect*.

* Fact may have been altered for legal reasons

[Dog Pants]

This is the reason why the war is justified. Some of us were haunting York, so CP got arsey with them. Fair enough (although can ghosts be counted as criminals?). The haunters started concentrating more on CP and the local Shaman Lacuna (who signed up here and seemed okay about the whole thing). Then CP started calling 5punk a criminal gang, which was funny but not really true. Then CP started attacking all 5punkers, regardless of whether they'd committed a crime. That's kind of understandable, so I tried to explain to them that some of our members weren't involved and that those members didn't want to be dragged into a big fight.

This is where CP started to shine. Their reaction was that if you don't like it, leave 5punk. They were also quite rude. Any rational group would have made a list of offenders - we even created the Colon Police to make it easier for them to distinguish us. CP just started a campaign against the whole group, and accused us of cheating and flamed us on their forums to boot.

Which is why we're attacking them now. Playing the game is one thing, but taking it out of game and griefing us on the forums and petitioning the game admins against us is out of order. In fact, writing this I don't think I'm contributing enough to the war so I'm leaving DP in Wiksik and creating an alt in York so I can be more effective.

[Woo Elephant Yeah]

and as an added bonus it will even make WEY errect