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Quake Wars beta!!!... for clans

Posted: March 21st, 2007, 13:06
by mrbobbins
http://ve3d.ign.com/articles/774/774345p1.html

OMG 1t's l1ek b3ta quack ti3m!

Shame about the cats.

You know... the herding. and stuff.

Man, I couldn't even be bothered to write a proper post, there's no way in hell we'll get on the beta :lol:

Posted: March 21st, 2007, 13:11
by Lateralus
Lollorific! I think I* should submit an application just to give it a go. You don't know unless you try!

Need to make sure its written like a proper clan would though:

R clan wud liek 2 pwn dis b3ta cos we r wikid and pwn all teh n00bs on dust. lol.




*someone else

Posted: March 21st, 2007, 13:13
by Mr. Johnson
someone with a writing talent quick; write us in!

Posted: March 21st, 2007, 13:21
by mrbobbins
How's this look?

1. Clan name - 5perm
2. Number of 'active' members - Like, loads
3. Games played regularly - Urban Dead, EVE, the 'make-people-click-on-ponies' game
4. Games played competitively - COD:UO once, we got pwn3d, LOL, although we are current CS:S champions of all LAN parties EVAR
5. Clan website - www.5punk.co.uk
6. Clan IM details - Ask Chicken for Dog Pant's mobile number
7. Clan email - berk@xfire - Only use when bukkake is down

Posted: March 21st, 2007, 13:27
by Mr. Johnson
:lol: that'll do it.

Posted: March 21st, 2007, 13:30
by FatherJack
Shun their form, look different, get noticed.
Hello, Mr Quack:

We are not a clan, but we liek to play games together we have 250 active members, and another 250 flaccid ones. We play CSS and BF2 but not BF2142 because EA are cunts. We are aware of the contradiction. Here is our site: http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/ lol not really it's here: http://www.cafepress.com/stickem/490668

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Plz put uploed coeds hier ________________

Posted: March 21st, 2007, 15:21
by Chickenz
Emails sensibly ;)

EDIT:

Grrrr

Thank you for your interest in the Enemy Territory: Quake Wars Closed Beta Test.

If you are sending a new clan application, we regret to inform you that we have all the submissions that we need at this time.

Thank you,
The ETQW Beta Test Administrator

Posted: March 21st, 2007, 15:43
by FatherJack
Mr Quack doesn't know what he is missing.

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Bug Report

1. There are no baths on level Q5L3
2. The mounted gun on Q5L4 makes a sound when it is being fired
3. When teabagging a zombie in a tree, some clipping is present
4. Here is a screenshot of an error message I got: [url=http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/]clicky[/url]

Posted: March 21st, 2007, 16:17
by spoodie
M4niachicken wrote:Emails sensibly ;)
So did I, well semi-sensibly.

Posted: March 21st, 2007, 16:55
by mrbobbins
spoodie wrote:semi-sensibly.
You only mentioned 'cock' twice and 'horses' once?

Posted: March 22nd, 2007, 9:15
by Lateralus
mrbobbins wrote:
You only mentioned 'cock' twice and 'horses' once?
Horsey spit-roast? :bleh: