5punk

Okay, if we're going to do this lets make sure we do it properly so they'll regret baiting us. I'm going to try and get all existing members of the CP posted here so we can add them to our contacts as enemies. Please try and restrict TKs to people who deserve it and the CP, that way we're more likely to gain favour with the locals and maybe recruit some support.

Also, can everyone interested in helping us wage this war put the Colon Police as they're secondary clan - we're the biggest active group in Shartak now (and bigger than CP by 7 members) and that's without some of us adding the clan. Lets put the willies up them a bit more by showing our full strength.

Lastly, feel free to spread dissent and confusion. I liked the idea some random chap had of making sexual advances towards CP members then killing them. That'll really wind them up.

Colonial Police active members:
<a href="http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=8025" target="_blank">Soldierguy</a>
<a href="http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=7872" target="_blank">Sergeant Eversmann</a>
<a href="http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=7519" target="_blank">Old McDonald</a>
<a href="http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=6206" target="_blank">Keiichi</a>
<a href="http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=3426" target="_blank">Che</a>
<a href="http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2706" target="_blank">Guest</a>
<a href="http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2470" target="_blank">Kjendlie</a>
<a href="http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1629" target="_blank">Lord Paul Reefer</a>
<a href="http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1617" target="_blank">Emile Durkheim</a>
<a href="http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1603" target="_blank">Czech1</a>
<a href="http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=191" target="_blank">Onslaught</a>

Dog Pants wrote:Lastly, feel free to spread dissent and confusion. I liked the idea some random chap had of making sexual advances towards CP members then killing them. That'll really wind them up.

/me readies his finest chat up lines

What Dog Pants said

I shall endevor to keep it lude and smutty!

When I reach York in a few days anyway

Perhaps a one-liners to write on the walls of every hut in York?

Fab has a way with words, come on Fab....

Can I smell your cupcake?
...
no? Must be your feet then

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Colonial Irrigation Hut (preferably on their base hut)

erm.... will have a think for more

[edit] have had a think and come up a bit blank, I think I used all my poetic ways in composing the ode to teabagging

Long Fin Kjendlie ( http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=8923 )

The leader of the CP? Zerging? While being a member of the colon police? With his reputation?!?

Long Fin Kjendlie isn't one of them, he's on their hitlist.

He's also, bizarrely, a member of the Colon Police.

As is Jesus apparently.

Roman Totale wrote:As is Jesus apparently.

Jesus is on my hitlist, smug bastard.

edit: That was a joke but he is now, just logged in and found he'd killed my old character. Coincidence or divine retribution?

edit: "or" not "of". My excuse is that I'm trying to use Linux right now.

spoodie wrote:Coincidence of divine retribution?

Oxymoron for the win!

I thought I was being clever, but now I'm being hunted by both groups . I'll just go ahead and leave the colon and colonial police, then I can go back to a peaceful life of thinking up even worse puns.

Long Fin Kjendlie wrote:I thought I was being clever, but now I'm being hunted by both groups . I'll just go ahead and leave the colon and colonial police, then I can go back to a peaceful life of thinking up even worse puns.

That wasn't very smart.

However, unlike the colonial mafia, i'm sure our members won't hunt you down once they've seen this.

Long Fin Kjendlie wrote:I thought I was being clever, but now I'm being hunted by both groups . I'll just go ahead and leave the colon and colonial police, then I can go back to a peaceful life of thinking up even worse puns.

Lets just kill the Colonial Police together shall we?

Long Fin Kjendlie wrote:I thought I was being clever, but now I'm being hunted by both groups . I'll just go ahead and leave the colon and colonial police, then I can go back to a peaceful life of thinking up even worse puns.

The more the merrier I say. Come frolic with us in seas of blood.

*frolics*

I just begun an attack in the Colonial Police HQ (I changed it to Colonial Mafia HQ, te he he)

http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ube ... 4&cy=26313

First guy has lost about 30 HP, anyone around to give him a bit more of a spanking?

Fear wrote:I just begun an attack in the Colonial Police HQ

*Sprints though the jungle faster

i'm attacking him, but to no avail...

also, i paid the $5, so i can attack non stop from now on.

Ninja attacked them again. That CP boss dude is there now. He just lost 16 HP.

Just gave Old Macdonald the beating of his life then legged it to a hut where I carved "I was bummed by the Colonial Police and all I got was this lousy AIDS" on the wall. Huzzah!