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Friends, robos, countrymen (and foreign types) - lend me your listening orifices.

As some of you may know, the browser game Shartak is fairly popular amongst a small number of us. The game is, to be perfectly honest, not particularly over exciting.

In recent weeks however, we have stumbled up a group/clan who are the complete antithesis of the 5punk ethos - they take the game seriously. Far too seriously. Now you may think I'm being a little churlish here, but these people really are sanctimonious pricks.

All I'm asking is that, if you're interested, pop into the Browser Games forum and help us give these people a nice, big kick up the backside. The majority of the game details can be found in there.

Don't do it for me, do it <strike>for the children</strike> because RO-BO commands!



Edit: Ideally the class to go for is Outsider/Soldier from York. In the 'Clans' section look for 'Colon Police' (note: COLON)

Woohoo! These tossbags have accused us of cheating, zerging, trolling, insulting (maybe), being idiots (maybe), being low-brow (definately) and actually harming the game by attacking them. I'm having great fun arguing with them on their forums, but I'm getting a bit bored now so I think I'll start working on hurting them. I can almost guarantee that they'll accuse us of zerging, predictable as they are, but that's what makes this so much fun!

Come on 5punkers, lets show these bastards what we're capable of!

* Hehulk demands a guide

Give me a primary commander

Hehulk wrote:* Hehulk demands a guide

Give me a primary commander

Good thinking Batman. I'm rubbish and haven't played that much. Someone make a guide to Shartak. Stat!

Does it make a differnce between native or outsider?

outsider, york.


else it'll be very difficult to stage a war

Yeah, outsiders can be scientists and things, and will spawn in York where most of the fighting's likely to take place. Natives can do shaman stuff like exorcising spirits. For the purposes of our campaign I'd suggest an outsider with combatty skills.

Wooyay for blind luck! I'm an outsider/solder

outsider/pirate no ide what to do though

Griefing people who take a game far too seriously?

Well I'm sold.

*wanders over to the browser games section*

Righto chaps, got some twatters to kill then

owkay, lets see if i can figure this thing out and give them a good oldfashioned belgian beating running away cowardly.

I just logged into my account, apparently I'm an outsider from Derby and someone called Orphen was surprised to see me where ever I am at the moment, what do I do? I've only played a little since I created my account ages ago.

i just made an account, but i don't understand anything of these weird browsergames (i am Monsieur janssen, in case you might wonder)

If I help, do I get to bum people hard, often and lube free?

I'm on my way to York, this may take some time. I killed a parrot already but that cost me 10 of my 50 HP and the game wouldn't even let me rape it's corpse.

I'd suggest starting new people in york, getting the hang of stuff, then adding yourself to the colon police and going killy-killy

eRabbit wrote:If I help, do I get to bum people hard, often and lube free?

Yep, look for the Colonial Police. They don't like it up 'em.

Aaaand I'm spent: http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Pol ... ry12325473

Dog Pants wrote:Aaaand I'm spent: http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Pol ... ry12325473

I saw that just before you posted, I lolled very hard

The ending has an especially nice ring to it.