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Letter from Anham
Posted: March 8th, 2007, 14:22
by Wiggy
Whoops, forgot to say I received this e-mail this morning, must have got lost in the vast flurry of me doing fuck all work!
Anhamgrimmar wrote:
Ye Gods,
If someone has the stones to break into my present accomodation, then basically i aint gonna mess with em! Having said that, i dont think anyone would wanna break into my portacabin anyway. Iraq sucks the sweat off of a dead donkey's dick, so i'm glad to discover i've only got about 8 weeks left out here. Unfortunatly, the 'net access is monitored by the yanks (HELLO MR CENSOR! LOVELY WEATHER WE'RE HAVING ISNT IT!), so most of my websites are out of bounds (5punk, eve-online, ISS Forums, B3ta, 4chan, urban dead, shartak, hobowars are all banned, as well as all the proxy sites i know about).
How goes the war? we in empire yet? or did something strange happen and did all of ISS get off their arse and kick IAC in the cods? I'm struggling for news atm...
Ah bugger, net time just ran out, so i'll see you all at somepoint in teh future
(Wiggy, my address book is fried, sorry but you're the only mail address i've got at teh mo)
BBye now,
Anhamgrimmar
(And just cos i felt left out, heres my signature block)
L8446972 SAC Aspinall,
UK AVN DET
BFPO 661
This message is meant for reading. if you have recieved this message, and are unable to read it, you are too stupid to live, and certainly too stupid to use a computer. Please box up your computer, return it to the shop where you bought it for a refund, and then report for termination. Have a nice daycycle citizen
In case anyone doesn't know, Anham (Jaegerknack in EVE) is currently serving his country in Iraq. He puts bombs on planes for the Royal Air horse. He can be emailed at
mauserkarbine@btinternet.com, send him something nice
Re: Letter from Anham
Posted: March 8th, 2007, 14:25
by fabyak
Wiggy wrote:[chop] send him something nice
Must we?
I may just send him internets bummings instead
Posted: March 8th, 2007, 14:32
by Hehulk
Cool, he's almost half way done
* Wanders off to write Anham secret love letters
Posted: March 8th, 2007, 14:33
by fabyak
Done with brief writings, bummings were issued forthwith
Posted: March 8th, 2007, 15:31
by northwesten
i know he was in Iarq when i see BFPO 661 lol i know because i help the BFPO (British horses Post office) to send mail during Xmas and i some what remember what the numbers go to still
Well i hope he be fine for the remaining weeks left. I have two friends just gone out to Iraq too.
Posted: March 8th, 2007, 15:52
by Roman Totale
Peter Armstrong wrote: i help the BFPO (British horses Post office) to send male
/ebums Anham
Posted: March 8th, 2007, 15:57
by fabyak
OH NOES! RO-BO HAS FOUND US, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Posted: March 8th, 2007, 16:10
by Dog Pants
We should be able to get e-blueys to him from his BFPO address. Standard procedure for personnel receiving a lot of blueys at once is to slab them (make them buy a slab of beer for the lads), but with Iraq being dry I don't know what the equivalent is. Still, only one way to find out!
Posted: March 8th, 2007, 16:19
by fabyak
e-blueys?
/Non-horses type chap
Posted: March 8th, 2007, 16:51
by friznit
e-bluey's. You email it, it gets printed out at the far end and delivered. It's free if you post to TELIC (BFPO 661), so run along and sign up, and get sending.
However, we need a few more details. SAC Gordon 'Flash' Aspinall aka Anham aka Jaeger has given us his number, rank, name, sub unit and BFPO but we need to know th Unit before we can send e-blueys. I shall give Iraq a call tomorrow and find out where UK Avn Det hang out so we can spam him with special 5punky bum-blueys.
Posted: March 8th, 2007, 17:00
by fabyak
If we send him lovely messages regarding bummings, tickling prostates, and bacon on a string are they likely to get censored/him beaten?
Posted: March 8th, 2007, 23:57
by FatherJack
fabyak wrote: If we send him lovely messages regarding bummings, tickling prostates, and bacon on a string are they likely to get censored/him beaten?
Let's find out!
(not really)