5punk

The Yorkman - issue 16 (unofficial news)
News for 5 Mar 2007

• -For anyone not familiar with The Yorkman, it's one of the unofficial newspapers on the island of Shartak and is published about every 2-3 weeks. Issue 16 is now online at http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/The_Yorkman/Issue_016

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Source: Shartak News
Description: News from the island

We've got to try and get into this paper. It's only a matter of time surely?

I think a full scale war with the colonial police is in order, that should get us noticed.
Question is, 5punk or colon police?

I'm up for going at the colon police if it makes headline news, as it's only a bit of fun

sounds interesting

Woo Elephant Yeah wrote:I'm up for going at the colon police if it makes headline news, as it's only a bit of fun

5punk == Us
Colon Police == 5punkers who're upsetting york for fun.
Colonial Police == The fuckos the Colon Police are attacking.

The Colon Police: We're not as anal as the Colonial Police

Hmm, that catchphrase needs a bit of work I think.

Edit: anyone managed to use their potato shop skills and knock us up a logo yet?

quick and nasty

needs more rust

Colon Police Shartak wiki page

Right, I've created a page for us on the wiki that everyone should be able to edit. It's very basic at the moment, mainly because I couldn't be arsed to add any more just yet. Feel free to contribute.

I've put the clan leader as someone we all know and trust, make sure to add him to your contacts.

pfft, conspiracy

I was going to interject in that CP thread and explain how the Colon Police are the contingent of 5punk who just want to piss of the Colonial Police and that 5punk haven't any objectives at all in regards to CP. Then I thought "Meh, fuck it. This is funny".

Dog Pants wrote:I was going to interject in that CP thread and explain how the Colon Police are the contingent of 5punk who just want to piss of the Colonial Police and that 5punk haven't any objectives at all in regards to CP. Then I thought "Meh, fuck it. This is funny".

Already done, but with a bit of a pisstake as well

Somebody hurry up and post a link to that wiki on their forum

Here to Kill Lacuna is the puppet account of Orchips, according to a trusted source.

Who is this? Berk isn't it?

Heh, I saw that

Roman Totale wrote:Colon Police Shartak wiki page

Can you update it with

Orificers Of The Law

Also, can you please change the Shartak Colon Police Clan to have a URL to the above Wiki page please

Right then, suggestions as to what our goals etc are going to be for the wiki. Should we have a history or do we just want to say our sole intention is the brutal slaying of the Colonial Police?

Also, who wants to be included as an Orificer of the Law?

Just so you all know, you can all choose the Colon Police as a secondary clan within Shartak